BullshitTantrum Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 In Paris they have fully enclosed single toilet restrooms, after you do your business a robot machine kinda cleans the toilet. They are still usually dirty but it's nice to have a private place for pooing, they're essentially a large toilet cabin with an automatic door, buttons and a woman's voice that explains how to go to the bathroom in 4 languages. The maximum you can stay in there is around 20minutes, after the time is up the door automatically opens. The only thing is they close at night, 9-10pm-ish so otherwise one has to piss on the street (which is not a problem, no one cares, police included and everyone does it) but I have yet to do public pooing, so I'm not sure how that works. It's probably more browned upon than peeing. You can usually find them in the nicer neighborhoods, but it's not totally rare to find them in the shitty neighborhoods, too. Also, unlike most 'public' toilets (cafés, mcdonalds, kfc) they don't cost anything to use. I pooed once in Washington square park, the only time I did it in public, and I forgot that one can't really control the peeing while one is pooing, so whilst I shat I pissed all over my pants. I forgot to protect the pants. Here's a photo of the Paris-pooper: Some are bigger than others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 they are doing some construction down and around the hall. there is a ladies room in the area they're doing construction. the offices and labs that occupied that space are now vacant, so no one uses that bathroom or is even in the vicinity. and the construction 'workers' are never around. ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gat Bush Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 After certain check in areas got closed some bathroom became died to the point that you could walk around naked for a good 30mins. This ever happen to you ICB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sausage party Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 i like to take dumps in the top of the toilet where the water fills back up. iz called an upper decker. its funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 ^NOWAI!?!?! *edit...Where is Toiletseat at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Obnoxious Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 i would purposely piss on the toilet seat. once i was drunk off my ass i went into a church's chicken restroom and crashed out while i was trying to drop a load hahaha. woke up like what the fuck?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 WORD to 'private' public restrooms. Human psychology is in full effect when more than one person is dropping deuce in these places. You really dont give a shit that the other person is taking one, and vice versa, and still knowing this you are self concious as fuck. At home the noises eminating from dat ass are quiet, as soon as you take a shit in public they are LOUD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 discrete public bathroom appreciation thread? lol fuckin junkies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 once i was drunk off my ass i went into a church's chicken restroom and crashed out while i was trying to drop a load All about this G. Certified. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 and i never did take that shit. you guys know that feeling where you want to take a shit and you try and try but in the end you don't feel like taking the shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickski Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 At my previous job, I found a completely private toilet. I knew where the light switch was. Basically the master switch for the whole 4 cubicle / 3 urinal palace, and the light was never on but the door was always unlocked, leaving me in utter calm to shit in peace and waste time on my phone. It was an exact replica of the main other toilet one floor below, that was used by hundreds of sweaty metal workers, carpenters, painters and dancers (yes dancers - backstage at a theatre) the smell and overall sounds created in the other toilet used to make me gag in the morning. One of the carpenter's nasty morning beer shits were legendary, he looked like an obese woman as well. So my discovery was a life saver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trav_coe Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 this thread has me rollin /maturityofa12yearold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROBably Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 whats worse? this or this i'd say in jail shits are the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Ugghhh. first time i saw these shits i was in japan. my homie was all "yeah dude." I told him i'm not shitting in that thing, we gotta go back to the house. and we did. co0l st0ry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 i like dem bathrooms with the tagz with arrowz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickfury Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 i personally am that person who has no qualms about shitting anywhere..public restrooms an all..including busses trains and planes..yea im that nigga... My personal beef with bathrooms is that they allow sound to travel very well..nigga cant take a shit without hearing it that much louder...and so other nggas can hear it 2...FUCKing tiles....whose the genious who made this commonplace? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 i like to take dumps in the top of the toilet where the water fills back up. iz called an upper decker. its funny. I'm the type of guy to take one in the urinal. What up? :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 i personally am that person who has no qualms about shitting anywhere..public restrooms an all..including busses trains and planes..yea im that nigga... My personal beef with bathrooms is that they allow sound to travel very well..nigga cant take a shit without hearing it that much louder...and so other nggas can hear it 2...FUCKing tiles....whose the genious who made this commonplace? In Japan the Women's room have/had motion sensors that play the flushing sound out load. So embarrassed women wouldn't constantly flush, covering their sound of peeing and pooping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conversation Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 i dont understand when you all say that you wont or will shit in certain places. how do you plan your shits? when i gotta shit, its coming out somewhere, soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I've seen some putrid ass public toilets. I don't mind going in public but I like a nice place, a good shopping center or something. Train stations and doors that don't lock are a no-go. Definitely done a fair share of park/bush poos. One public toilet at about 4am was so filthy I resorted to shitting in the urinal. Came across this one a while back, it was a fucking poo soup. The photo does it no justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 15, 2011 Author Share Posted March 15, 2011 wow there are some gross photos in here. discrete public bathroom appreciation thread? lol fuckin junkies it's damn funny to me that someone would see this thread and the thing they would think of is 'i love a good place to shoot my drugs' especially when you consider that using a bathroom is like breathing. unless you are a humanoid or some kinda robotic alien, you need to use a bathroom once in awhile. and yup, we're discussing. but damn, how fucked up is your perception of people that this is the conclusion you jump to? whats worse? this or this i'd say in jail shits are the worst. yup, jail shits. especially when they decide that prisoners don't need toilet paper. :zombie: Ugghhh. first time i saw these shits i was in japan. my homie was all "yeah dude." I told him i'm not shitting in that thing, we gotta go back to the house. and we did. co0l st0ry. i can't blame you. i got off a plane in singapore and had to piss so bad i nearly wet myself. there was a huge line for the ladies room and one stall none of these asian bitches would use. i was all fuggit, what is in there? it was a hole in the floor. i pissed in it. i was relieved. can't say i would ever be able to shit in one. i personally am that person who has no qualms about shitting anywhere..public restrooms an all..including busses trains and planes..yea im that nigga... My personal beef with bathrooms is that they allow sound to travel very well..nigga cant take a shit without hearing it that much louder...and so other nggas can hear it 2...FUCKing tiles....whose the genious who made this commonplace? lucky . i just cannot get over that ridiculous feeling of self-conciousness. In Japan the Women's room have/had motion sensors that play the flushing sound out load. So embarrassed women wouldn't constantly flush, covering their sound of peeing and pooping. i've heard of this and it's hilarious. i've also had a bunch of different people from all over the world stay at my home, mostly grimey graf writers. my bathroom is very close to my bedroom so if you are using the bathroom it may seem one can hear everything that's going on in there. once, this dude from nyc was staying over and had to use the bathroom in the morning. he turned on the faucet for seriously like 45 minutes while he was taking a dump. i dont understand when you all say that you wont or will shit in certain places. how do you plan your shits? when i gotta shit, its coming out somewhere, soon word, i'd say i'm regular enough at this point that it's not so much planned, but that i have a geneal idea of when imminent is the status. my cousin used to race home from college (20 minute drive) to shit. simply refused to go in public at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 ^^^I'm one of those. I didn't take a dump on sunday because I was with a GuRL. I need full privacy man, bathrooms should be soundproofed. But it was worth it because I had pretty good sex all day. Monday come 'round, I got two poops for the price of one, felt awesome. /k3wl p00/s3x stori bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 symbols --- it's a fact that you dont take a dump at a females house unless shes wife or family --- it's potentially deadly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Rule #1 - As soon as you hear the kerplunk, flush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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