mosluggo Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 More crazy shit... CUERNAVACA, Mexico — Soldiers in Mexico have captured a 14-year-old U.S. citizen suspected of being a drug gang hitman as he attempted to travel to the United States. Edgar Jimenez, known as "El Ponchis," is believed to work for the South Pacific drug cartel in Morelos state, outside Mexico City, the army said on Friday. Media reports last month on the search for a boy with the same nom de guerre said he could be as young as 12. The boy was caught late Thursday as he boarded a plane in the city of Cuernavaca. He was traveling to the border city of Tijuana with two of his sisters, one of whom is believed to be the lover of one of the cartel's bosses, the army said. He was brought to a regional office of the Mexico's attorney general's Office in Cuernavaca on Friday and told reporters there that he participated in at least four decapitations. He said he was "drugged and under threat that if I didn't, they would kill me." "El Ponchis" made headlines last month as reports of his grisly murders, including beheadings, surfaced. He acknowledged having killed at least seven people under the influence of drugs provided by a cartel leader, according to an army statement. The Mexican daily newspaper La Razon said in November that "El Ponchis" was paid $3,000 for each murder he committed. The three Jimenez siblings had allegedly wanted to cross to San Diego, where they have relatives. Murders committed by minors, ranging from shoplifting to murder for the cartels, have risen across Mexico this year, state officials say. Parents in the violent cities of Ciudad Juarez and Tijuana on the U.S. border say children as young as eight want to grow up to be drug lords, as the thrills and wealth of the trafficking world touches their lives. Doin big thangs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 ATTENTION CLOCKS::::::MODERATORS WILL NOT HAVE CONTRACTS OUT AGAINST SUCH FUCKERY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 damn video games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 BORING!!!! My kid was bucking off shots at 2 1/2 years old: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheason Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 opposites day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 HOW OLD YOU THINK YOU NEED TO BE, TO PHYSICALLY KILL SOMEONE WITH A WEAPON? ITS NOT LIKE HE WAS RUNNING THROUGH WINDOWS IN RESTURANTS AND KILLING AN ENTOURAGE OF MEN BY HAND. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 $3000 PER HIT AT 14 YEARS OLD IN MEXICO = BALLER. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 But you guys haven't read the reports this is what they claim and besides the boy is innocent cause they brought him to the people he was supposed to behead and they even paid him 3k and handed him that big knife... I mean c'mon son he's only 14 he can't legally buy a knie on his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 ALWAYS CHOICES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 HOW OLD YOU THINK YOU NEED TO BE, TO PHYSICALLY KILL SOMEONE WITH A WEAPON? ITS NOT LIKE HE WAS RUNNING THROUGH WINDOWS IN RESTURANTS AND KILLING AN ENTOURAGE OF MEN BY HAND. I read somewhere that he had a preferred method. All "hands on". Wet work FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 I could use an extra $3000 myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 KILLING PEOPLE IS EASY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Posting on 12 is easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 WHAT I MEANT WAS, EVEN A 14 YEAR OLD BOY CAN CUT A MANS HEAD OFF WITH A KNIFE. HE WASNT FIGHTING THEM AND KILLING THEM OUT OF ANGER, HE WAS JUST KILLING THEM WHEN THEY DIDNT EXPECT IT. ESPECIALLY FROM A 14 YEAR OLD BOY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 I could use an extra $3000 myself. this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Mexico is fucking crazy I miss being able to travel there. Ensenada is the spot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Taking off a mans head is not easy, took a lot of practice for me to get where I'm at with it. I know I make it look easy but trust me, you noobz would need at least 10 minutes with an electric turkey carving knife. I can get it done in 20 seconds with my bare hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Taking off a mans head is not easy, took a lot of practice for me to get where I'm at with it. I know I make it look easy but trust me, you noobz would need at least 10 minutes with an electric turkey carving knife. I can get it done in 20 seconds with my bare hands. That's because you bought my patented "Mr. Casek's Easy Noggin Choppa" instructional dvd and carrying case with added bonus "Mr. Casek's Clean Yo' Head Blood Up With Ease And Crip Walk Out" booklet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Shhhh, I'm trying to make $3000 over here. If everyone knows my secret it might "cut down" on my business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Shhhh, I'm trying to make $3000 over here. If everyone knows my secret it might "cut down" on my business. Start killing people and take their money. This works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Damn Americans sneaking into Mexico and committing all kinds of crimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Damn Americans sneaking into Mexico and committing all kinds of crimes. We are now taking their jerbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 ¡tomaron nuestros trabajos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Did you know that a 3 year old has the physical strength to shoot a gun? Juvenile gun possession is a problem If a child obtains an improperly stored gun the adult owner is criminally liable (Killa) The restrictions are endless yo, sell you crack for a dub, it's a package of love/ the cars far, im at the bar, got my gat in the club/ and my ratchet is snub, just for you actin' a thug/ you will get smacked with some bub, i got my mask and my glove/ yup we wildin' again, the cops you dialin' again/ guns matchin my jeans, im just stylin' my friend/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 NIGGA I GOT KEEEIDS GOOOOD DAMN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 SHIIIIIIT, AS A YOUNG MAN OF 25. IF I COULD TELL STORIES AND NOT DRY SNITCH. A LOT (NOT ALL) OF YALL WOULD NOT BELIEVE THIS GENERATION AFTER US. WILDN... AND FUCK WAKA FLOCKA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 But you guys haven't read the reports this is what they claim and besides the boy is innocent cause they brought him to the people he was supposed to behead and they even paid him 3k and handed him that big knife... I mean c'mon son he's only 14 he can't legally buy a knie on his own. I can't tell if you're serious. But knives aren't technically legal to carry anywhere in the civilized world unless used for a job. That being said, knives are sold all over the place down here and everybody has one. If you got money, you can buy one. Mexico is fucking crazy I miss being able to travel there. Ensenada is the spot Yessir. Damn Americans sneaking into Mexico and committing all kinds of crimes. You can dance across the Mexican border drunk with a chain gang of babies behind you with for sale signs on them and all they'll ask you is if anybody is carrying drugs. That's on a strict day. No sneakiness necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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