Veritably Clean Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 it's either math or dyslexia, but something is wrong here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 4. every time i smoked dust i woke up with bruises all over my body and i never remember how it happened. this happens to me just drinking i've woken up with blood on my clothes like "who's fucking blood is this" then call people and ask them if i got hurt or beat someone up. one time i woke up with a black eye and a broken knuckle and everyone i called that i was partying with said they didnt recall any fights happening i broke a kid's nose last month. didn't remember. but he didn't remember much either so we're friends and he drank here last night . no homo. i don't think i'm an angry drunk, just a drunk ass drunk when i drink oh i have a 3 year old son and my parents don't even know 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 oh i have a 3 year old son and my parents don't even know props issued my friend. props issued. this made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 heres two more im not proud of... -picked up a fellow canadian in vegas a few months back, fucked her, woke up early and walked out with her ipod touch (ironically the same ipod i turned up and ignored the old dude who wanted my seat with). -spilled beer all over my buddys laptop while he was in the other room talkin to his girl, then strategically placed his cat near the spill and feigned ignorance. That's some fuct up funny ass shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 i haven't had a car in like 4 years or so. i like to go into 7-11 drunk and put inappropriate shit in the microwave slurpees are hella funny. when cashier starts tripping i'm just like "what? that shit was ice cold. it's winter. i can't fucking drink it like that" last summer this girl i didn't much like took me out to a show, bought me a bottle and took me home to her place after. gave me bus money. then i still stole 60bux from her purse. i was tired of dicking girls for free i guess. i went back to school this semester. 26 year old freshmen. i did it just so i could keep being a kid + not have a job, but have a legit excuse for being unemployed i worry often that i may never be really good at breakdancing ever again and that saddens me more than 99% of my "real problems" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 A few years back I burned a bunch of Norwegian churches down and framed some faggot juggalo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I don't even know where to start. Okay, this is a good one. When I was 19 I used to raid construction sites with my friend to see what we could fuck with/take. Around that time the main aqueduct for SF was being retrofitted across the street from his house, which was on a hill overlooking the airport and the freeway. We'd hang out there and get fucked up all the time...there's nothing like watching a 747 fly 500 feet over your head when you're stoned or tripping. One day we got really fucking high and found a steel hoop that was used to reinforce the welds on the aqueduct. It was pretty big, at least six feet in diameter, about 200-300 pounds and eight inches wide. My friend decided it would be funny to roll this hoop down the hill, so we struggled with it till we finally were able to stand it up. We gave it a push and it took off bouncing down the hill, not realizing it would have enough momentum to make it to the freeway, so by the time it got to the bottom of the hill it was hauling ass. It took out the fence and hit the concrete, which was followed by the sound of cars hitting their brakes....it made it all the way to the center divider, and when it hit it it made a really loud BONNNNNNNNG noise....the last thing we saw before we ran like hell was a mini-traffic jam and the hoop doing that spinning/settling thing a coin does when it's dropped. Fortunately we didn't kill anyone....I've always thought that was one of the dumbest stunts I ever got away with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Haha, we always used to roll old tires and shit down our block which was pretty steep and into a busy street. I can't think of anything recent I've done that's funny and terrible, i'm serious business 24/7 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 haha Shai, I did something very similar with 3 mates, but it was a tractor tyre, weighed fucking loads, we let it fly down a hill, there was a car parked at the bottom of the hill that just got fucked up completely. I used to get blind drunk on so many occasions that I would regularly wake up places I never knew, covered in blood or bruises. I once got booted out of some shitty club for smoking weed and arguing with bouncers and when I Was walking home I tried stealing a digger, luckily I couldnt but I must have spent about an hour just smashing it up, taking it to pieces, ripping cables out and fucking it up as much as possible. I also once took carved CUNT in my neighbours car bonnet and then took a shit on it. but then they were cunts and they would regularly try and get me iun trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Oh yeah...another time we hotwired one of the backhoes and drove it through a fence at the same site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 i went back to school this semester. 26 year old freshmen. i did it just so i could keep being a kid + not have a job, but have a legit excuse for being unemployed FUCKING, THIS!! i knew i wasn't the only one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 there are several baseball fields lining the main avenue in my hood. that some people use to practice their golf swings. we found a bucket of golf balls in a drunk softball game. and proceeded to barry bonds the golf balls towards the houses on the other side. broke some windows including the windshield of an arizona delivery truck. this was couple months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 feed, thats fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 i look like i'm 19 and i'm real pretty so i get away with a lot i should really push it to the limit while i still can and then chill out when im done with school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 27, 2010 Author Share Posted November 27, 2010 I go to school at night on some con-ed shit.Its all old hags and dudes already in the field...........you need to sell weed and fuck 18 year olds dude.its the best place to do so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 cosign what he said. 18 yr old dirtlegs in community college ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 this happens to me just drinking i've woken up with blood on my clothes like "who's fucking blood is this" then call people and ask them if i got hurt or beat someone up. one time i woke up with a black eye and a broken knuckle and everyone i called that i was partying with said they didnt recall any fights happening i broke a kid's nose last month. didn't remember. but he didn't remember much either so we're friends and he drank here last night . no homo. i don't think i'm an angry drunk, just a drunk ass drunk when i drink oh i have a 3 year old son and my parents don't even know HAHA, Feed Yer Ego for the win. I love this shit. Also I was just painting what I thought was a stolen/dumped car and the owner showed up and started screaming at me. I just stared at him till he shut it and then walked away, quick. I love my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 cosign what he said. 18 yr old dirtlegs in community college ftw oh dude i said the exact same things while issueing props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 i went to a party last night and told everyone i was only selling drugs and beer to kids 14 and under hoping they'd come up to me so i could kick them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 partying with under 18 is still sketch if you're an adult. even under 21 depending on how old you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..J.J.Jockwell.. Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 when i was about 24-25 i was blacked out hammered and apparently i went to the big flagpole in the town i was living in at the time which sits in the middle of a common in the center of town a common is an island in the middle of a rotary and i pulled the flag down reversed it and sent it back up. I woke up(fortunately) in my bed with these weird what looked like rope burns all on my hands like wut the fuck is this all about? My homeboy came over a lil later to smoke and he tells me theres a big to do withe cops n firetrucks and the local news goin on up town so we blazed went and checked the festivities. i kept my hands in my pockets but told no one since except for my homies on 12oz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 29, 2010 Author Share Posted November 29, 2010 Bmc and his lady were in town, I took them to do the touristy shit. I faked having a panic attack on the elevator up the cn tower and had all these azn tourists FREAKING OUT. I also jumped on the glass floor,its completely unbreakable, and the same tour group all jumped off freaking out. Bmc is a terrible adult and wont admit it on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 I don't know if I should go with a stop snitching on yourself comment or something about the lameness of reversing a flag as a prank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..J.J.Jockwell.. Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 lame most def. I love my country and would normally never think about doing something as lame and ridiculous as to which i did. But like i said i was blacked out, and thankfully no longer a consumer of the booze. But snitching on myself? come on thats going too far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 it started out great but now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 I meant lame as stupid, I could care less about country & symbolism, etc. Also, the snitching comment wsa a bit of sarcasm since you said you told no one since except for your 12oz homies, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 peeing in stupid young drunk girls beer pong cups can make for a good laugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Peeing in their butt makes for a better one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 last friday i was on a cruise ship. i bought a luchador mask in Cozumel and drank plenty of tequila. when I got back on board the ship, first thing I wanted to do was walk around scaring old people. my friends had my back so I wouldn't get snagged by security, and I growled, roared, and flexed muscles at random people. this happened for a solid hour before I went into the formal dining room, sat down, and ordered dinner... in the mask. nobody sat with me at the table. **bonus: my dad told me that he followed behind, while my entourage and I were walking around fucking with people, and he'd listen for peoples comments. the best one was "He's too young to be drinking" to which my dad drunkenly replied, "HA! HE'S A GROWN ASS MAN!" good times. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 I pee off the overpass onto cars 3-5 times a week. I look forward to that part of my ride often. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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