XJONATHONX Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Yeah man hydrolocked it. I havent torn into it but i think the piston hit water, stopped moving, and the rod ripped off the piston and fell out of the cylinder and jammed into the bottom of the cylinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Bnh pics of said hottie? FB pic don't know who the dude is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 swindle your boy should get beat down every day for that shit. fuckin with under age girls. hella scust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Friend got robbed by a stripper last night. Dude gets suckered pretty much weekly. It's pure comedy at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 robbed by a stripper in mexico (aka a prostitute) is not bsm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 swindle your boy should get beat down every day for that shit. fuckin with under age girls. hella scust thats what im saying. bnh she looks like she got azz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 ralph im pretty sure were facebook friends... so im not sure why you didn't go to our awesome party... In other news. Were getting the word to Brian Wilson that we are going to give him a free tattoo since all the ones he has sucks... Can't wait to hear back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 robbed by a stripper in mexico (aka a prostitute) is not bsm It was shameful. I felt shame for him. Then I just got another beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 thats how i'd handle the situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 swindle your boy should get beat down every day for that shit. fuckin with under age girls. hella scust Banging 15 year olds at 19 is completely normal, and something I did whenever possible. I'm 22 now, so I probably wouldn't go lower than 18, MAYBE 17. 16 is legal here, BTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 i think i banged out some 17 year olds when i was like 21... that i met at parties... that we were drinking at... I've definitely never checked id before smashing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 gotta stay away from teh prostitots dudes. i marathon fucked my ex last night after the bar slept a few hours then proceeded to fuck her until we both got hungry. went to get some pho then she had to go to work. last night was cool other than she started yellin at me when she was hella drunk so i got out of the car and started walkin. she pulled up to me sayin she was sorry and shit. she made me eggs and toast last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Sounds dramatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 ralph im pretty sure were facebook friends... so im not sure why you didn't go to our awesome party... In other news. Were getting the word to Brian Wilson that we are going to give him a free tattoo since all the ones he has sucks... Can't wait to hear back. that was one of those days where I either went to the giants game or watched. as far as the wilson tattoos, dude needs an upgrade yall shoulg hook him up just for the publicity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 I texted giambi to see if he could get us his number... And my cousin works for the warriors so im sure that's another avenue... Sure giambi will hook us up though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Sounds dramatic. it kinda was. i was on some fuck this shit it ain't worth all this mess. but a las i'm a sucker for her vagina. it was all good after all that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 but did you get a mcrib samwich in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Ralphy- She's gotta perfect booty And a perfect body And a perfect cooter And she's a freak-a-leek But emotional baggage is abound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 BSM breakfast... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 yesterday? lol. hows australia hot and sunny :cool: swindle your boy should get beat down every day for that shit. fuckin with under age girls. hella scust they lied to him and said they were 16 which is legal. they were little sluts anyway, what difference does a year make. the most fucked up part is his friend since primary school snitched on him for no apparent reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 but did you get a mcrib samwich in the morning? i'll pass on that shit. but she did buy me pho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted November 7, 2010 Author Share Posted November 7, 2010 BSM breakfast... OG bacon ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 So I passed out last night at midnight. Sometime a little later I saw blue lights out my window, then someone starts knocking on my door. Then they start knocking on my window and im like fuck, the cops want to talk to me. I live at the front of my apt so anytime any car gets broken into or valdalized they ALWAYS knock on my door like I A)saw something and B) want to talk to them if I did so I just layed there. After a minute I put some clothes on and went outside, saw the cop with someone pulled over, and went back to sleep. TURNS OUT it was the stripper and her drunk friend who live in my building wanting to hang out. Im a dumbass. But having a stripper who is a neighbor is gnna keep me from moving no matter how bad the traffic is on my street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 ROOKIE MISTAKE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Idk if my bsm's are b and s enough for this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted November 7, 2010 Author Share Posted November 7, 2010 "yo, my neighbor will fuck you so hard, he'll break his own back" "lets go wake this nigga up" FAIL a stripper neighbor would be epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I redeemed myself by fucking her like 20 min ago while watching a bootleg of predators, and nutting before she got off even after she told me to wait... so yeah, in building stripper booty call is in effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 WIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I feel really good about this one guys, like I had a goal and I accomplished it. Actually I didn't expect to smash, mabee just make out and get my finger wet...but I did. She couldn't resist my BSMs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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