Milk Grenades Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3ZS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 dont have flicks on my pc. shes a smash if your a pedo. yes im 15. excuse me for not having a fucking time machine. she cant get a lawyer. its a long story why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Cuz her/her mother spent it all on meth...I summed this shit all up already, thread over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Post Pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 dont have flicks on my pc. shes a smash if your a pedo. yes im 15. excuse me for not having a fucking time machine. she cant get a lawyer. its a long story why the story is simple. she is to ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 There is no story as to why you wouldn't get a lawyer when you're facing attempted murder charges. Going into debt > serving 5 years. end of story. Or she should get a court appointed lawyer, and even thats better than her and her redneck parents trying to defend her, with their hillbilly logic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3ZS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 her mom is dead. she does not do meth. her dad is not defending her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 she didnt really attempt murder. me and her were about to get get jumped in her front yard. she said leave or ill get a knife. they didnt leave. she got a knife. didnt go at them with it. they got a knife too. I also just wanted to go back and point out that you're a bitch, and you had to have your girl defend you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 hillbilly logic[/font][/size]. hahahahahhahahaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3ZS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 she didnt. she was defending herself from the girls there. i was on my own with the guys ready to beat my ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 my hillbilly logic says run a train on her. but im a criminal so i dunno if thats good or bad. but whats good is my new adhd script FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 i was on my own with the guys ready to eat my ass *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 her mom is dead. she does not do meth. her dad is not defending her. hahaha her dad defends her, but she has to defend you. hahahahaha pussy ass nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 she didnt. she was defending herself from the girls there. i was on my own with the guys ready to beat my ass So, let me get this straight: She was having a standoff with some girls, you were having a standoff with some guys. She goes inside, gets a knife, comes back outside. One of them gets a knife. At no point during any of this is there actually a fight, just a long ass staredown? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 fuck your life either way go play some yu gi oh, faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asshole Jerkoff Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 There is absolutely no way she can be charged with attempted murder for holding a fucking knife regardless of what ever he said he said shit went down,this is straight retarded,and fuck what a cop said they dont decide a godamned thing,hes just scaring her. THIS IS ATTEMPTED MURDER. THIS IS NOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 here's P3ZES crew. ya'll dont want nun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3ZS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 So, let me get this straight: She was having a standoff with some girls, you were having a standoff with some guys. She goes inside, gets a knife, comes back outside. One of them gets a knife. At no point during any of this is there actually a fight, just a long ass staredown? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. yes. i know it may sound retarded as fuck. but your not the ones in the situation. i was asking for advice not to get bitched at. im sorry for even asking. jesus christ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 We gave you advice. Get a lawyer. There is no other advice people on the internet can give you to help your girl. There is no other advice people in real life can give you to help your girl. Get a fucking lawyer. Or make excuses as to why she can't get a lawyer. No sweat off my back either way. 1 more 15 year old female in jail = one less retard on the road when she turns 16. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 "objection your honor! my client was merely defending herself in what she believed would be a life-threatning conflict due to no fault of her own Exhibit A you see, when the pine valley kids tricycled into their territory, the middleton 5 were left with no choice other than to defend their playground" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 troll troll troll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 it would be an a+ troll though if that were the case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 had some fun anyway but yeah... only 2.some pages, online while not checking back on the thread, but leaving said thread at a seemingly appropriate time possibly a troll 2.0 /nodetective $$$ wuHTeVA $$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywalker Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 a girl was gonna get you jumped in her front yard? did her yard contain 4 broken down cars, 6 rusted lawnmowers, and does her family have a total of 18 teeth all together? i sentence you to a full Jerry Springer episode so you can embarrass yourself on television too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I'm tempted to call bullshit on this whole story. I've never heard of anything so retarded in my life. If there aren't any injuries, there was no attack, if there was no attack, its not attempted murder. fo cereal son, you suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 so, in the stare down the scary mad dog faces of the guys and girls made you wet your pants and flee or did freeze up? and your "girl" got so shook by the stare down she went for a knife. trailer-park-stinky-shook-ass tard-trap card playing-ass homo bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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