P3ZS Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 so pretty soon my girl is gettin five years in jail. anyone know a good way to bullshit out of an attempted murder charge for a minor felon? any help would be greatly appreciated:o 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 attempted, uh, murder...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 minor as in under eighteen? damn, that's harsh. give details. how soon can she get out? what state? max security? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Who'd she fail to merk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3ZS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 she didnt really attempt murder. me and her were about to get get jumped in her front yard. she said leave or ill get a knife. they didnt leave. she got a knife. didnt go at them with it. they got a knife too. cop said shed be charged with attempted murder. shes been on sever probation and for fucking up her sentence will be more extreme. judge before said most likely five years. yes under 18. and in ohio 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Just me, but if i was facing attempted murder charges, I'd get a lawyer and avoid talking about it with people on the internet. But, because it isn't me, i suggest you tell us all the details, post nudes of her, and leave her for a girl who isn't going to jail for 5 years. Edit: nevermind the nudes since she's under 18. Post nudes of her mom instead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illstate Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 is she a down as bitch that tried to merk ur obsessed ex and epic failed??? pics of the news clips or it didnt happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 In my experience girls who get arrested/go to jail are pieces of shit, so consider yourself lucky and find a normal one. Edit: Now that i read your explanation, you're retarded and she won't be charged with attempted murder anyways. Negaprops to ensue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Is she under 18? Damn tell her next time to kick the fool until he ain't bleeding no more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Great thread. Subscribed and sent out to everyone on my e-mail list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 In my experience girls who get arrested/go to jail are pieces of shit ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 But, because it isn't me, i suggest you tell us all the details, post nudes of her, and leave her for a girl who isn't going to jail for 5 years :lol: "ill wait for you, i swear!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 PS: holding a knife in your yard isn't attempted murder. Tell her to get a lawyer you fucking dolt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 In my experience girls who get arrested/go to jail are pieces of shit, so consider yourself lucky and find a normal one. Edit: Now that i read your explanation, you're retarded and she won't be charged with attempted murder anyways. Negaprops to ensue this. or it's a big ass attentionwhore lie. mugshots/pics or it didnt happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3ZS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 thanks for the fucking help assholes. if youd read the explanation you would know what your talking about. its not her fault. and the cop already said shed be charged with attempted murder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I hope you die in a fire, you fucking moron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 How the fuck is it attempted murder when she didnt even use the knife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 haha.... shit is retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 DOLT.[/color][/size] dolt FTW. imma bring that shit back like airmax 90's 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 *sigh do you live in the suburbs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 GUYS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THE COP TOLD HER SO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 How the fuck is it attempted murder when she didnt even use the knife? Thats what the fuck Im saying. How you get charged with Attempted Murder, when you didnt attempt murder? haahhahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 speechless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3ZS Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 Thats what the fuck Im saying. How you get charged with Attempted Murder, when you didnt attempt murder? haahhahaa there were more people on the other side than ours and they lied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 thanks for the fucking help assholes. if youd read the explanation you would know what your talking about. its not her fault. and the cop already said shed be charged with attempted murder Are you 15? You do realize a cop doesn't just get to decide when someone gets charged with attempted murder, don't you? No, wait, you definitely don't. Incase you missed it the first few times, GET A FUCKING LAWYER. If your girl goes to jail for attempted murder for holding a knife in her yard while on probation, it's because her, her family, friends, and you are all retarded. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Unless they stabbed themselves I doubt they would charge her with attempted murder. Maybe a deadly weapons charge or concealed weapons charge, but c'mon bruh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 This muthafucka was fighting outside of his mom's trailer, his methed out girlfriend/cousin grabbed a knife, and now he thinks she's bout to see death row or some shit :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Post flicks and we may decide whether to help? ........ if she is a smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 thanks for the fucking help assholes. if youd read the explanation you would know what your talking about. its not her fault. and the cop already said shed be charged with attempted murder now you see what just happened there RETARD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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