morton Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I usually reserve nega-props for particularly shitty posts but this dude is going to feel my internet wrath based on a general feeling. Take that P3peo or whatever your name is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 FUCK MY LIFE, NOT ONLY IS MY POSSIBLY FICTITIOUS GIRLFRIEND GOING TO JAIL FOR FAILING TO FAIL AT COMMITTING A MUR-DUR OUT THE FRONT OF MY TRAILER BUT NOW PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET DON'T LIKE ME EITHER. CALL THE AMBERLAMPS, MY TAMPON HURTZ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 if this really happened, the cop who told your girl she was going to jail for attempted murder was trolling the shit out of you and succeeded in a truly champion fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Hey dude...delete your inbox .Ol P3z or wtf your name is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 you never serve full sentence anyway.... old girl will be out in 2.5 or 3 and on the real it sounds like you are prolly better off going your own ways, sounds like you guys get into some dumbshit together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 a girl was gonna get you jumped in her front yard? did her yard contain 4 broken down cars, 6 rusted lawnmowers, and does her family have a total of 18 teeth all together? i sentence you to a full Jerry Springer episode so you can embarrass yourself on television too. this made a tampon turn into a tictac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Move the trailer to another state. Turn her into a sex slave. Profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 his clique ran into some shit down at the 'ol racetracks! possibly with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I didn't read anything on here........ Use said knife to cut off her hand leaving her with a wicked nub/stub....thus making her a savage lesbian and sought after cell mate, her five years will be no big d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 AND when she gets out you have hopefully collected enough cans to buy her a gold hook for that stump and she can be the pirate working at rite-aid........jus sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 dolt FTW. imma bring that shit back like airmax 90's Yeah shit is going in the stoladex in a big way....and this story is retarded. She needs to at least use the knife to get attempt murder, maybe she gets attempt assault....the cops is toying with you. you fucking DOLT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 This shit story is full of derp. P3ZS you are derp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Was she arrested by this guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I always hope threads like this aren't just trolls because it gives me a giant ego boost as to how much smarter/more valuable I am than some people. If it's real, your girl will be fine, you can soon go back to touching her boobs through her shirt or whatever 15 year old debauchery is "in" these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 may I also add...so your about to get jumped and she's the one that has to stand up for you guys...you're a pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGG!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Pryor Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 HAHAH Nice life bro.. this should teach you not to fuck around with hoodrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 P32: Listen to these folks. If you care about this girl do whatever you can to get her a lawyer. Cops are not the judge and jury. They enforce law and are mostly there to clean up messes after the fact. Clean yourself up, tell your girl to take the safety pin out of her eyebrow and put a dress on and go fucking find a lawyer. If you care about her you'll get a job for every year you've been on this planet to save her meth head jerry springer hopeful ass. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Youre an idiot you believe what cops tell you? it's called "cops overblow the situation to make you scared" I caught an attempted vehicular homicide charge once, for some shit where I ran from the cops. Didn't even come close to hitting anyone...Guess what? Even though they initially charged me with all this crazy shit, once it whent before a judge it was drastically reduced. But yeah, the cop totally told you something. That makes it true. Cops never lie or even exaggerate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp0Nvc_eVFw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Kid, get off the internets and get a girl who isn't a shitbag. On the real side of things, its the DT's who charge people and they don't care who they charge just as long as they can get a conviction and make the victims family feel like justice was served. They will also charge anyone involved with anything they can conjure up. That is their job and they are ruthless. Get a fucking lawyer and keep your mouth shut under all circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneekatoke Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 i dont know why you bothered to make a thread. you know your history here i hope, i do. stab her and flip the story. then stab yourself to remind you not to make another thread like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 advice has been given. close close close close close close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 troll troll trolly lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 here's P3ZES crew. ya'll dont want nun Stay golden ponyboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 :lol: in before the close......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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