earl broclo ESQ Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 You've got dead bodies in your cupboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 It depends how you define cupboard. And dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 just steal your food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 rice + eggs + soy sauce = yum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 fry up some slabs of spam with eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I BE EATIN TUNA AND BACON RANCH, PUT THAT SHIT ON SOME SALTINES.. OR PBJ BURRITOS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 + = hearty ass meal for a lil over 2 bucks... tasty, too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I BE EATIN TUNA AND BACON RANCH Damn, you might be on to something. I'm going to try that as a sourdough melt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I think it's safe to say rice and potatoes can be considered a bare cupboard staple? It's usually one of those things you bought for something and have enough leftover. Especially rice. Rice and Soy Sauce with an egg is damn good. Fry the egg over easy so the yolk mixes with the rice. God bless the rice cooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Foreal, potatoes are magic. Although temporarily filling, you can fix up a bunch of different things with it. I like to boil them for a bit, or if not boil, you can soak paper towels and wrap it around the potatoe and microwave it for about 5 minutes. Then slice them into thin circles, add salt, and a little bit of parshley, then fry them in olive oil till it's golden brown. Hot and crispy potatoes with a soft center. yeeah although all these are great you gotta assume if they don't have shit in their cupboard they aren't keen on frying things with parsley and olive oil... Dumbass. but if you put a potato in a bowl, then you put saran wrap over it and cook it for like 5 minutes. then pour some of this over it you're good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 My Rice cooker died last month, my Karate game is also falling off. Coincidence? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 If someone is over the age of 18 and hasn't learned the basics of cooking, then they're a dumbass. I'll even take that back and say 25. I know a lot of people stay living under the parental roof until then. So if someone is over 25 and doesn't know the basics of cooking, then they are a dumbass. Frying potatoes in butter with garlic, salt, pepper, and herbs isn't rocket science. Not being able to comprehend that is just pure laziness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 i think we've discovered that a bare cupboard is an objective thing. what i consider a bare cupboard is not the same as what your average dude who lives alone or with other dudes who never cook considers a bare cupboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 If someone is over the age of 18 and hasn't learned the basics of cooking, then they're a dumbass. I'll even take that back and say 25. I know a lot of people stay living under the parental roof until then. So if someone is over 25 and doesn't know the basics of cooking, then they are a dumbass. Frying potatoes in butter with garlic, salt, pepper, and herbs isn't rocket science. Not being able to comprehend that is just pure laziness. Our culture is so 300 lbs. of just add water lazy I'm really surprised we haven't fallen off yet. I had my eyes opened to this fact rolling with a Japanese girl for a few years. Every woman in her family could cook their ass off from scratch. Same thing with Spanish/Indian/European women, especially Italians. I like the thickness factor of American girls more but I'm more down for a woman who can cook her ass off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Dude i can cook. I cook daily. I understand that a bare cupboard for me is way different then youre average 20 to 25 year old. But seriously how many times are you going to underestimate the laziness and stupidity of this website earl... if they are too lazy to buy basic foods they probably aren't frying potatoes with some olive oil and parsley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 i am too lazy to buy food sometimes but i always have oil and spices/dried herbs. odds'n'ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Yeah I haven't been grocery shopping in three months, but I still have oil and spices and all that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Dude i can cook. I cook daily. I understand that a bare cupboard for me is way different then youre average 20 to 25 year old. But seriously how many times are you going to underestimate the laziness and stupidity of this website earl... if they are too lazy to buy basic foods they probably aren't frying potatoes with some olive oil and parsley. I wasn't talking at you when I said that if you took it that way. And yes, if they are too lazy to buy basic foods, then they're a dumbass. As for the laziness and stupidity of this website? It does surprise me from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I don't really get why it's automatic laziness to not want to cook every night...if you don't want to, and can afford not to, why do it? I can cook, I just haven't for the last few months. And it's not cuz I'm lazy, it's because my girl moved out and I just don't see a point in cooking full meals for myself to eat, so I just grab food while I'm out doing shit usually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 when you eat out a lot you eat a lot of processed foods and crap that you shouldn't be putting into your body on the regs. not that you strike me as the type to be overly concerned with what you put into your body nh but yeah cooking for 1 or 2 people can be annoying vacuum sealing ftw. it has more uses than keeping trees fresh. i think that's the intended purpose for those things actually. who knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Yeah, I'll be concerned with the kind of food I eat when I'm done drinking 4 or 5 Redbull and vodkas every single night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 yeah...you may as well just wear an iv of random synthetic chemicals at all times. if i eat too much processed foods my glands fuck up. my doctor says that usually only happens to black people. hood pass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I don't really get why it's automatic laziness to not want to cook every night...if you don't want to, and can afford not to, why do it? I'm not saying that. I'm saying if you don't know HOW to do the simple basics of cooking, then you're lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Ah, that I can agree to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I wasn't talking at you when I said that if you took it that way. And yes, if they are too lazy to buy basic foods, then they're a dumbass. As for the laziness and stupidity of this website? It does surprise me from time to time. we agree on a lot of things. wanna go steady? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 What have you done for me lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 lamo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 when you dont want to rack... a thickass sammich for a dollar at grocery stores - a bun of your choice & cuts of some kind of deli meat, w. an array of free condiments why the fuck not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 if youve got a slab of cheddar cheese in your fridge, break that out & eat with crackers or bread until youre full fucking love cheddar cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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