boxcarrapist Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Granted it has rotting cat guts in it instead. I wish I had a larger hot water heater so I could take Longer showers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 granted but you get trapped inside and your entire body prunes up, and you are left to die looking like this guy... I wish I had some raisins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Granted, but the raisins give you dihahrea I wish I lived downotown, or atleast somehwere really close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 edit. too fast for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Granted, but the raisins give you dihahrea I wish I lived downotown, or atleast somehwere really close. granted you get your dream place downotown... but can only pay for it by sucking off your landlord on a regualr basis, who has enough smega crusts to lob a ball of cheese together i wish my hair wasnt greasy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 done but you're bald! I wish I had a pet goanna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 graanted but it eats all of the normal pets in the neighborhood so all the angry pet owners come to your house and kill you and eat you I wish I lived in Atlanta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Granted but your new home will be jail. I wish I wasn't hung over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortherecord Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Granted But now you feel hella sick from that foul smell on your upper lip left from that fat slut from the bar.. I wish I had a never ending quarter of the stickiest of the icky.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFishTALL Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Granted, but you have to smoke it with my roommate who then proceeds to have a horrible anxiety attack and complain to you all night. Thus, obliterating your high. I wish I could win a new car on the Price is Right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Granted but its a prius. I wish it was wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 granted but all you get to do is go see a prince cover band and pay 5 ducats a pop for beast light. i wish i didnt have to be quiet cus my girl's napping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Granted but you now you have no girl and are cursed to a 5 year long no pussy streak and post something like this and get the same treatment:http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=133547&highlight=laid. Wish I win this ebay auction I just bidded on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 granted, but the person sends u a bomb instead, and when it goes off it turns out to be a big shit bomb composed of 20 of the nastiest shitting humans known to man.... and due to the explosion. You suffered a huge laceration to the chest and lost some vital organs so the doctors had no choice, but to use the all shit to mold you new organs... and everytime u do something stupid instead of calling u shit for brains they call you, "shit for organs!!" i wish someone didnt have to ruin my wish after i make it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siege1222 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 granted. But I hate you. I wish 12oz didn't have computer techs that think that just because they happen to be a whiz with computers it gives them the right to stalk people down and threaten them over mundane things like personal preferences and opinions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 granted, but they are replaced by spammers advertising gay porn I wish it wasn't so rainy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 granted, but tomorrow there will be a 3 year drought where only roaches and you and a pack of male strippers dressed like the village people will survive. i wish buddy holly and aaliyah weren't dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 granted, but you shall perish in a plane crash I wish this thread was actually the make a wish thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Granted but youre perma-banned from 12oz. Wish this nap I am about to take leaves me feeling great when I wake up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 granted but you unknowingly have sleep apnea and will almost die in your sleep wish i could get over this hangover and start drinking again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 granted, but your liver comes to life, kicks a hole through your abdomen, and proceeds to kick you in the teeth repeatedly while you bleed out through the hole in your stomach. i wish i could find my keys right now. FUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 granted, but when you find them you wont be able to find the keyhole. I wish I wasn't on probation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEWIZER Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 granted, but instead of probation you have to get fucked in the ass by the officer that arrested you. i wish i could find walmart silver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 granted - while trying to rack a few cans, you get booked while the rentacops rape you with a pepper shaker, it breaks open in your anus i wish the fridge was always stacked with everything i wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 FUCK YOU SPAMM PEICE OF SHIT FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 FUCK YOU SPAMM PEICE OF SHIT FUCK the spam dies but your room gets infested by bed bugs :edit: bed bugs with human voices...they always holler racial slurs and threats of rape...and they laugh like fran drescher :double edit: i wish i had a pizza... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 i wish i had a pizza... got it but it does have a delightful garnish of a used condom in the centre I wish I had a microwave oven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 granted but its rigged as a bomb to go off if you ever cook anything longer that 7 minutes. Wish it was next wednesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 yep but it's 5 am and the mexicans next door are teaching an early mornign salsa class. I wish the weekend would hurry up and arrive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 granted but you are stuck in a time paradox and you repeat the events of the weekend for eternity. I wish Chatroulette wasn't so gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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