CMF Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 im gonna have to go along with Dees Nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 do what my man oran juice jones done did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8utL-XzOp6g 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 The fuck is all this "twilight" shit? haHA i aint the only one, i keep hearing and reading about this new moon and all this bullshit. just saw a commercial earlier, i guess its a show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I hate my life. seconded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Dees Nuts...??? When your friend has the sniffles, ask if he or she would like some cold remedy. Regardless of their answer, you get to yell "Rem E Deez Nuts!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 http://www.revengecrabs.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 surprise butt sex. thinking back, I did that with the last chick I dumped. the night before telling her to kick rocks. after she goes "Wow, I never done THAT before.." think she liked it... I think what you did was probably just normal butt sex if she was into it. I accidentally pulled a surprise butt sex on my ex back in the day. I was in the middle of ramming the fuck out of her and it slipped out and I went to quickly shove it back in without skipping a beat, and it went in her ass. She screamed in horror while pushing me off her and ran crying to the bathroom while cursing me out and calling me all kinds of asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Take her on a boat ride. Let her down easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I think what you did was probably just normal butt sex if she was into it. I accidentally pulled a surprise butt sex on my ex back in the day. I was in the middle of ramming the fuck out of her and it slipped out and I went to quickly shove it back in without skipping a beat, and it went in her ass. She screamed in horror while pushing me off her and ran crying to the bathroom while cursing me out and calling me all kinds of asshole. it happens to the best of us... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 oh, you're making some sort of twilight reference? yeah, i wouldn't get that cos i'm not a faggot its not a twilight reference at all. youre not getting the joke and im not going to waste typing trying to explain it to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I gave out so many props in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Or the gift of emptying out the bank account, always a classy thing to do. aaahh the gift that goes both ways. the winner has the faster car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Police Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 just eat her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I think what you did was probably just normal butt sex if she was into it. I accidentally pulled a surprise butt sex on my ex back in the day. I was in the middle of ramming the fuck out of her and it slipped out and I went to quickly shove it back in without skipping a beat, and it went in her ass. She screamed in horror while pushing me off her and ran crying to the bathroom while cursing me out and calling me all kinds of asshole. this happened to me when i was 19. and ruined buttsecks for me forever. :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 HAHA wait DAO fucked you in the ass when you were 19? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Last night I was at the bar talking about how hard it is to get my dick into a girl's ass, and said something like "Even with lube it's still hard. I can't imagine what kind of a pig you'd hafta be to not need lube" And of course a girl sitting next to me had to say "....I don't need lube :(" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 you don't need no lube if your juices floweth freely. and no, not that dao, but rather, a different drunken asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 freely flowing ass juices? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 haha. no. freely flowing vagina juices that flow out of the vagina and down towards the poop chute. obvi. i can see that this is gonna turn bad, i'm out. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Youre out? Out like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 you don't need no lube if your juices floweth freely. and no, not that dao, but rather, a different drunken asshole. Well one girl I did it to had her period and was thus plugged up on that end, but the other was quite juicy at the time and it still wasn't happening even a little bit without lube. Might hafta do with the fact that she was like 100 pounds, with a very small booty hole ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 The gift of a nice clean break up with no going back. Right after the gift of savage, no holds barred, never going to taste that pussy again sex. I like his thinking...although...what if she gets preggers?......then that really sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 move to Europe RUN BITCH RUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 do it slowly. make yourself seem at fault for the breakup. hey im not Dr.Phil get creative dont ask 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 haHA i aint the only one, i keep hearing and reading about this new moon and all this bullshit. just saw a commercial earlier, i guess its a show. You know, it's alright to admit that you at least know of Twilight's existence. Pretending you don't just makes you look like you're trying to pretend that you don't own all the books and have the dude's poster on your wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I think what you did was probably just normal butt sex if she was into it. I accidentally pulled a surprise butt sex on my ex back in the day. I was in the middle of ramming the fuck out of her and it slipped out and I went to quickly shove it back in without skipping a beat, and it went in her ass. She screamed in horror while pushing me off her and ran crying to the bathroom while cursing me out and calling me all kinds of asshole. Been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 best way to break up with a girlfriend is to keep in touch with her, be her friend, build a photo shrine of her, call and text often, beg that you want to stay be together, stalk her and her next partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 You know, it's alright to admit that you at least know of Twilight's existence. Pretending you don't just makes you look like you're trying to pretend that you don't own all the books and have the dude's poster on your wall. Haha, YUP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 best way to break up with a girlfriend is to keep in touch with her, be her friend, build a photo shrine of her, call and text often, beg that you want to stay be together, stalk her and her next partner. So the therapy's working... :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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