shai Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I don't doubt that you can drink them and live to tell the tale. It's that it's a way different drunk than anything else you have ever tried. You do agree that every kind of alcohol has its own buzz, right? Well, this one is a motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I shall find out tomorrow, once and for all. Either that, or forget and just get drunk on my normal shit. Depends if I wake up before 6, our liquor stores close pretty early on Sundays haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Well, be careful...don't turn green and sodomize a dump truck after a few of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I won't, but I haven't sodomized a woman in awhile. Maybe I should drink a few and do that tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I haven't sodomized a woman in quite some time either. I'm gonna have to get my wife to drink this shit with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Before I used the word sodomized I had to look it up and be 100% positive it didn't only apply to faggots. I knew it didn't, but since even I myself call homos "sodomites" and only hear that word used in reference to them I had to double check haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I only use it in reference to ass fucking. Even though the definition also refers to blowjobs as "sodomy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 ass sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 This thread is now about ass sex (of the heterosexual variety only). GO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 does america have this shit? we came up on this shit at a young age. they fuck you up, as you go to pass out you get an energy buzz and you feel like robbing a gas station. i'm confident i could smash 2 of those 4lokos and be alright, mail me some and i'll film it or document it in a thread. hilarity will ensue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 PAAAAAARTY PARTY PARTYY LETS ALL GET WASTED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 i dont have glasses anymore because of the loko... the grape is pretty delicious. please believe this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 reasons this add is NOT racist; (assuming its australia as per the white guy and the voice over) 1) there are no black people in australia to advertise chicken to. 2) ^ that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Fucking Aussies.... Fries are not chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 So I was at a house party with a lot of tight pants and fixed gears last night, and I saw a lot of four loko being drunk the cops came back when we were drinking real beer in a parking lot across the street, spotlighted us, said "I got all of you on public intox... So you have five minutes to get out of here" I think he granted us leniency because our pants were a regular cut and we were drinking real beer and not something in a purple camo can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberbandBanks Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 JUST HAD THE NEW LOKO LAST NIGHT< SHIT IS GOOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Ok I'll probably eat my words & drink that shit I'm a sucker for anything blue raz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I dunno. I see it as crappy alcohol is usually found primarily in crappy run down quickie marts and not usually so accessible in the town centers Ingles. Not saying that other races this is marketed towards only inhabit those parts of the town. If you were to make a percentage of it all then Im pretty sure in my area that company is pretty on point. I also think it has to do with the vagrant like drunks that also inhabit these areas. Its not really easy for a drunken bum to live happily in the nicest parts of the city. Either way I drink Natty and yet I wont touch any of this fruity nasty stuff...not even sparks. If anything I think its marketed to be cool for the preppy white highschool/college kids that just want to get drunk 24/7. Dude BROS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I drank keystone light last night just because I was suprised to even see it at a gas station this far south. It was 1$ cheaper than PBR for a 12pack and a million times better tasting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I blacked out on this shit and jumped out of a moving car 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I for one prefer a nice double shot of espresso and a Jameson with a soda back if I am going to consume caffeine and alcohol at the same time. Perhaps a Irish coffee in the winter months. For a good, old fashioned, cheap, street style drunk I will stick with Big Bear malt liquor thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Cisco & cocaine is the way to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I blacked out on this shit and jumped out of a moving car wait what hahaha i think aybee and dao should both drink like 3 of these tonight and get back to us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 PAAAAAARTY PARTY PARTYY LETS ALL GET WASTED GUCCI! I don't really remember posting in this thread last night. Maybe it was the loks and wine haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 LOL. An alcohol drink that has Guarana, Taurine and Caffeine. They'd definitely put in cocaine and speed if they could get away with it... Anyway: US could ban caffeine-alcohol drinks within months http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427353.100-us-could-ban-caffeinealcohol-drinks-within-months.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 still the hundred redbulls. :lol: i could see ayebee shaking all the time from the huge loads of caffine. tried this as a joke once. it was so horrible. its as if steven segals horrible acting had been put into a flavored liquid of faliure...nohomo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 still the hundred redbulls. :lol: i could see ayebee shaking all the time from the huge loads of caffine. Yeah I never used to get jittery or anything, but I was always having really bad mood swings when I would come down. I pretty much didn't sleep, would just drink those and work. Then I mixed em with caffeine pills one day and thought I was dying, felt like my heart was about to explode Now I don't drink them to stay awake, just to mix with my vodka. Since they put maybe a half a can into each drink I'd say I'm still drinking between 12-20 a week maybe Nowadays if I wanna stay awake I'll just blow some lines haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 yo tresix keystone is not bad for the price. and kicks the ass of other beers in its price range knowledge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I drank keystone light last night just because I was suprised to even see it at a gas station this far south. It was 1$ cheaper than PBR for a 12pack and a million times better tasting You're trippin. Keystone is the absolute worst tasting regular beer I know of. Not sayin PBR is good, but it's nowhere near as bad as Keystone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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