thealmighty... Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 one is just enough for me. 2 would probably give me the diabeetus and make me shit myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.FRESHJIVE Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 yea i seen my boy drink one of these in about 45 seconds and he blacked out and went to his class. the teacher after class pulled him aside and said that he was gonna have to report him for his language, and attitude. i asked him how bad he was cussing, and he said he doesnt really remember anything, he just remembers going to the cvs next door and picking up a 4 pack of busch pounders on break lol. good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.FRESHJIVE Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 one is just enough for me. 2 would probably give me the diabeetus and make me shit myself. yea i puked off 1 and a half. just too much sugar it doesnt sit too good with me. and for people who never had one, if you ever have had a JOOSE before, its kinda like that just twice the power and kick. " i love it.....errry body love it. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.FRESHJIVE Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Redneck drinks one and bullshits for 10 minutes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I can't drink Joose. It lacks the Spazahol™ that Four Loko contains and seems to just make me surly till I black out. And I just realized everyone is all about the watermelon...I'm partial to the fruit punch, it's not bad when it's cold and carbonated. Problem is, you have to drink it pretty fast before it goes ass on you. Watermelon tears my stomach up and makes me poop green the next day. I remember when people were shocked to see how much Sparks I drank when I was kicking drugs...they said it was really bad for me. Little did they know that there was something even more crucial waiting in the wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I could have sworn I just posted in here? Anyways, it's only 12% alcohol and people are in here talking about getting wasted off 2? Seriously? Are you the same people who are drunk off a 6 pack? Bunch of goddamn lightweights in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 You know what though, I wish I could get drunk that easy. God bless you. Unfortunately the years of heavy drinking have already started taking their toll on my body, and I already have quite the tolerance to show for it. I'm looking at $100 bar tabs and not even being that drunk for a very, very long time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I would drink the fuck out of that shit. nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I know, it's crazy. My tolerance is down but I swear I used to get a mean buzz off two when I was drinking a lot. Like I said, you just have to try them to understand what it's like. It's no joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I would drink the fuck out of that shit. nh I'll lace you up when you get to the bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I stopped and thought about it last night, and I wonder if I should slow down the drinking. On an average night I have 3 or 4 Redbull and vodkas, a couple of mixed shots, 3 or 4 shots of tequila, and a couple of beers. I do this pretty much 7 days a week (with the rare night off like tonight), and have been for quite some time. And like I said, that's a normal night, nevermind a real drunk night I'm young and already worrying I might be really, really fucking up my liver. But goddamn, alcohol is such a beautiful thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 You're young, but there's a better than average chance that it's gonna catch up with you. One trick my ex taught me was to have a water or cranberry juice between drinks. You're still drinking, just half as much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.FRESHJIVE Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 naw i can drink, and im telling drink 2 of these fast and you will have atleast a nice buzz, if not drunk and ready to fight ( cause this is a whole new kinda drunk. hyped up and shit lol). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I try to do that sometimes, but it's hard when wandering around the bar The spot I got to on Sundays is good for that though, cuz I sit at the bar and relax. Soon as I walk in the chick brings me a Redbull and Belve, and a glass of water Edit: To Shai. And no matter what anyone says, I can't even fathom anything that low in alcohol content getting me close to drunk. Buzzed after a few, MAYBE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.FRESHJIVE Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 well there 24 oz cans if that means anything to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 you're the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEGMA.NAZARETH Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 alright so i'm fucking trashed right now, so four loko are 24oz? so 12%? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Yeah br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I could have sworn I just posted in here? Anyways, it's only 12% alcohol and people are in here talking about getting wasted off 2? Seriously? Are you the same people who are drunk off a 6 pack? Bunch of goddamn lightweights in here I was thinking the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEGMA.NAZARETH Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 edit: fuck this im fucked up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 SWAMP AND DAO, you have no idea until you drink 4loko. It's a different realm. And bump relm while I'm at it, but anyway, you can talk about your tolerance all you want. drink two or three and get back at us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Unless this magical realm involves a much higher, unlisted alcohol content, I'm sure I'll be safe in my assumptions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I'm not even trying to be the cool guy who can drink alot, I'm just saying that no matter how you slice it 12% is still only 12%. Two of those (at 24 oz) would be roughly what, 8 beers? (Excuse me if my math is off, very tired) I drank 8 beers the other day while I watched A Very Sunny Christmas and then played Wii tennis. I was a tad bit buzzed, if that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 ITS NOT JUST BEER, MY DUDE /NH. ITS FUCKIN GNARLY. Good luck. I'm just saying. Don't talk about shit you don't know about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Yeh, it's got some caffeine too. That caffeine really gets you, huh? In all fairness, I haven't tried it yet to 100% prove my point (even though numbers don't lie), so I will search it out tomorrow and come on here typing coherently after a few, which everyone knows I can't do wasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 SWAMP AND DAO, you have no idea until you drink 4loko. It's a different realm. And bump relm while I'm at it, but anyway, you can talk about your tolerance all you want. drink two or three and get back at us. I might just have to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 DAO -vs- AYBEE 4Loco challenge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Two Four Lokos= eight beers and a couple Monsters. If you can find the Fruit Punch (red can) go with that and drink them quick. Actually, I'd recommend getting three and drinking two to start with and taking it easy on the third one if the first two don't have you pervin' and swervin'. Oh, and before you pass out drink a lot of water, the shit dehydrates you like a bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I may have failed at my JBC challenge, but if it's alcohol related it's for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Two Four Lokos= eight beers and a couple Monsters. Yeah, this I can handle no problem. It's honestly not even a fair competition due to my massive experience in the field of Redbull and vodka. I've literally drank thousands upon thousands of them in the last 4 or 5 years, my body is finely tuned to process the combination haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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