bation Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 so basically i am a fat ass and i need to lose weight. an not like 10-20 pounds, but more like 50+ pounds. any advice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 cut your leg off takes seconds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Stop eating and ride a bike fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensleeves Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 vomiting alot some people say its some disease but who cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Leave ch.0 now. The internet never helped anyone lose weight. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remainunderated Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 FAT PEOPLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Super Colon Blow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and... Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 stop eating meat. or at least red meat, limit chicken ect stop eating processed foods, stop eating artificial sugars. sodas ect start walking every night, then start jogging hit the gym a couple times a week monitor your daily calorie intake, not religiously, just be conscious of how much you eat each meal. drink water with your meals instead of other beverages. it's the simple things, fuck a diet, just eat healthy and excercise. if all else fails, go with the vomiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Supersize it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Williams Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Super Colon Blow This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 exercise. eat properly. don't eat junk food. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 YOU FAT FUCK!! GET TO THE GYM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 No but seriously if u dont drink pop u will lose alot of weight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 No but seriously if u dont drink pop u will lose alot of weight This is true... i stopped drinking that shit about 4/5 years ago. My friend on the other hand started clearing about 5 Dr. Peppers and day and has gained a lot of weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Stop eating and ride a bike fatty. This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 KILL YOURSELF ALL OF YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bation Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 yeah, ima try SOME of those things, PREEciate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Williams Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 take pills that say weight loss and do what you normally would do.. because if your trying to lose 50+ sorry..aint happening if your on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 diet. burn calories. Seriously... Take yourself to the gym bring your ipod or whatever and park your ass on one of the elyptical machines. Yes... its kinda gay. But if you position yourself correctly you can get behind some sexy chiks running on the treadmill and just watch they asses gyrate. Its great. Highly reccomended. Sit ups and weight training isnt going to make you thin. YOU HAVE TO BURN CALORIES 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 bro...look up a calorie calculator online and then figure it out. you need to intake less calories....so eat more protein less carbs etc...maybe get your fat ass in the gym. btw not thread worthy...i gaurentee if you eat oatmeal for breakfast...chicken breast and veggies for lunch and dinner you will drop like 30 in a month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 IF THE EXCERSIZE DONT WORK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I've been losing alot of weight lately. I think I'm down like 15-20 lbs in the last few weeks...I just don't eat as much as I used to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensleeves Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 eat chicken walk everywhere or run there especially if its uphill climb things don't drink beer or pop water is important vitamins crystal meth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 exercise. eat properly. don't eat junk food. Pretty obvious, but here you go ^^^ What else do you need to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 need to lose weight make thread on the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 This is you now But if you start doing what Casek said, this will be you in 6 months Keep it up and you'll be this guy in a year! You can do it bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 1 word for you: tapeworms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 you trying to lose weight in your fingers? get the fuck outside and stop procrastinating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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