projetmayhem Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Take the 10 rip it in half, go to a bank and give them one half and ask for a new one. If it has tge serial number and its readable they'll take it. Repeat with other half, now you have 20 bucks in two 10s. Change for a 20, rip, exchange, repeat, rinse, lather, repeat. Dont exchange the 2 half's at the same bank and do it in a short period of time, so the system doesnt realize they already had the same half from you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 murder people for money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 phase 1: $10 phase 2: ? phase 3: $60 its actually quite simple. in all seriousness do you really need to ask the internet how to make 50$ in 5 days? maybe you could refund those titties at the top of the page, its not christmas yet we dont need elf titties floating around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 oh and for a serious answer back in middle school i used to make some pretty shitty but passable fake $10 bills with a color copier and some presentation paper from kinkos. the key is to make 5$ or 10$ because they are the least suspicious. make a couple, crumble em up or whatever so they look and feel as legit as possible. hit all the slipping corner stores, ice cream men, taco trucks, coffee carts, hotdog stands, and whatnot. buy something for a dollar or 2 while jazzing them up with some small talk and your walking away with 8 or 9 real U.S dollars in no time. and there you have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 ^so what your saying is rip off the hard working probably barely getting by mom and pops spots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 yeah pretty much. if you're that bummed give him $50 and save the american working class, one liquor store at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 easy money is to paint numbers on peoples houses. illegal easy money is to rack at walmart and turn it back in hard money is to rob people....a lot of dudes in the AZ have handguns on em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 yeah pretty much. if you're that bummed give him $50 and save the american working class, one liquor store at a time. ok nah im not bummed going off what ive heard and seen im sure he got plenty of fashionable clothes he could sell to one of them hip recycled clothing stores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 If it is a legit company you owe money to just ring them and explain you only have $10 to your name, ask to make a gesture of goodwill payment to buy yourself some more time to get the full amount of money that you owe them - most companies if they are legit will accept this as they are well aware people are in a shit financial situation these days. if not then take something to a pawn brokrs and get a cash advance on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 or go into a bit store, pour some water on the floor, get rid of the bottle you used, then slip fall on the water, scream in agony and when a member of staff comes to help you, say you can't feel your feet and say your gonna sue them for not having any wet floor warning signals, but say you will accept a one off payment from them then and there to not sue them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIwoSP4sPO0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie'sElement Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 For the next five days you must make a plan of action. Step1. Disregard Females... Step2. Accumulate Currency... Step3. Step up your bill game... Step4. Pics or it didn't happen... Step5. On the fifth day, you must sit back and reconsider your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 + = edit, found this and thought i should share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 donating plasma is a good idea.. if your good at stealin shit thats a good idea too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Take it to the streets, less than ten bucks in materials here. I bet you'll make more than $60 in one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahleediddy Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Do like your parents did and get a job sir. The bums lost, the bums lost! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenQ Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 didnt you get financial aide from P.C? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 This is what you do. Go exchange that 10 dollar bill in to 10000 pennies. then pay your bill entirely in pennies. tell them is 60$ odds are they wont count it. or at least not till u can get em the honest 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and... Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 a good bum could probably make at least 10 bucks a day. at least. print up some forms, walkathon sponsorships, children in Nicarguaga, get a clipboard, a pen, and put on your fancy shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I FOUND TWINKY!!! http://www.break.com/index/thief-starts-to-cry-during-robbery.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Become a hitman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aumstarsbcf Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 If you know anyone who grows ask for their leaves, dry them shits out, spend two dollars on brownie mix, bake a batch, and sell em' for 10 bucks a pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Has the bill not been paid yet? Seriously, go somewhere thats an easy rack, gaffle something thats sold at target, walmart, ect. Return it to one of said places for store credit. Stand out side and sell it to someone going in for $5-$10 less then its worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 as someone stated a piece of cardboard a sharpie dirty clothes and a busy intersection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 bake sell! You made me think of this MP I made a while back: (6 weeks after I made it, I bought a new house) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 there is a dude who walks around downtown in my city asking for dollars. once when he was drunk i asked him how much he makes a day; 40-50$ he doesnt even look like a bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 When I was in college, I used to stand outside the L stations in Chicago and play the role of a student who needed train fare to get home. I'd usually hustle $10-20 in about a half hour. Everybody was more than helpful to a clean cut looking white kid with a backpack full of books. White kid = 1 Crack head = 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenQ Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Twinkie is FAR from a clean cut white kid.more like Chong with skinny shorts and banging 16 yr old girlfriend.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 go buy a few dozen eggs and a drop cloth, put the drop cloth on a busy sidewalk, sell eggs to people to throw at you for a dollar each. 12 eggs cost a dollar, so they yield 11 profit per carton, six cartons=66 dollars. mad easy so good. i would so easily pay to do this. and it wouldnt get old. i would easily pay 365 dollars to do this every morning on my way to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 if someone was dumb enough to just not flip/use the paint themselves, id pay them $50 for a topped shopping cart or two full of tremclads i really want to find someone this dumb i can exploit irl, like a fucking bum with nothing to lose or something they are called junkies in australia. and they work wonders. are there not stupid crackhead writers in the states that know how to steal good shit but need money so they sell it cheap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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