pornbooth Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 tortilla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Quote: Originally Posted by Power Bill (View Original Post) <-----------------Ask someone about tokyo. 6 plus years an ex-pat here. so do you still enjoy teaching english? nah, I am doing comics and films. More rewarding but not 100% guaranteed income, so shit is kinda scary. I do enjoy my private lessons which are all hot young girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 To Anyone Not In The U.S.<------------------------------- Can I come to your town in your country and sleep on your couch, and drink a lot of your local beers, and have sex with your womens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 To Anyone Not In The U.S.<------------------------------- Can I come to your town in your country and sleep on your couch, and drink a lot of your local beers, and have sex with your womens? 1 yes what's stopping you? 2 maybe 3 depends on how much you can drink 4 only if you're hung like a donkey with a viagra salt lick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Dear Australians, When it's Christmas, do you hang up Christmas lights? one time, twinky asked me if we have Christmas in Australia. ignorant americans! /french voice You guys just made me hungry, I plan on hitting Australia next time I'm in Asia time permitting and want to throw some shrimp on the barbie. I'm pretty sure kangaroo steak is possible, is it worth it though or just a novelty for tourists? kangaroo is good, tastes just like normal steak. my dad refuses to eat it, some bullshit about not wanting to eat animals on the national emblem. schnitz who told you about the costco? does costco have paint? /dreaming of easy krylon and american accents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 1 yes what's stopping you? 2 maybe 3 depends on how much you can drink 4 only if you're hung like a donkey with a viagra salt lick 1 where are you? 2 what if i bring gifts? 3 i CAN drink 4 im not a hung fella, that means there wont be any jealousy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 To Anyone <------------------------------- Can I come to your town in your country and sleep on your couch, and drink a lot of your local beers, and have sex with your womens? :cool: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 :lol: I approve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 1. Visas in to China aren't hard to get as long as the Olympics or some sensitive anniversary isn't happening 2. No, you cannot sleep on my couch, I need it for sitting on 3. Chinese beer is some of the worst in the world. They fuck everything else up so why not the beer too? 4. Chinese girls can be super hot, they love to fuck and are ALL about white guys right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 i would like to add, i sleep well on floors If I go to Tiananmen Square and hand out pamphlets on tank man will I... 1. be thrown out of the country immediately or 2. disappear forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 1 where are you? 2 what if i bring gifts? 3 i CAN drink 4 im not a hung fella, that means there wont be any jealousy Australia let me know when you've booked tickets good stuff I wont be looking but the wimmenz will heh heh heh schnitz who told you about the costco? does costco have paint? /dreaming of easy krylon and american accents a mate who's originally from america and no idea swinds you'll just have to see but in my experience they probably have paint locked and the prices of american accents etc wont be favourable compared to laks etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 To Anyone <------------------------------- Can I come to your town in your country and sleep on your couch, and drink a lot of your local beers, and have sex with your womens? :cool: Of course br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoholica Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 tortilla? yeah its a tortilla a different type or tortilla!!! i want the same ones.. the ones that stretch and dont break!!! ...so hungry for Chipotle right now!!... Dam you Americans!!!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Of course br0 if i come to RI theres a good chance i wont wana leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Feldman Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Everyone who isnt in America: Whats its like not like having freedom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Do Australians ever eat at Outback Steakhouse when they visit the States? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 never heard of it. don't think i would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I heard they put some restaurants in your country recently. It's basically an American restaurant chain selling Australian food supposedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Everyone who isnt in America: Whats its like not like having freedom? this isn't worded well. but i think you mean whats it like not having freedom. we have heaps of freedom. australia is so chill. we aren't constantly scared like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 You're right; I'm pretty scared right now. Fox News told me Muslims & Blacks are out to get me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I heard they put some restaurants in your country recently. It's basically an American restaurant chain selling Australian food supposedly. They have 5 in my city conveniently located in areas of shall we say lower socio economic status. might have to go visit one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 You're right; I'm pretty scared right now. Fox News told me Muslims & Blacks are out to get me. i dont know if your being sarcastic but if our government told us the muslisms were out to get us (and they've tried) we'd be like "lol, k" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Dear Anyone not in America, Who has a couch/futon I can sleep on? Love my fat ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 a mate of mine got wild fucking food poisoning from outback steakhouse. fuck that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Feldman Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 this isn't worded well. but i think you mean whats it like not having freedom. we have heaps of freedom. australia is so chill. we aren't constantly scared like you. oh true. i fucked that up. its cool that i live in country where we can get away with that though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I like not being free, really. High taxes, free health care, kindergarden, school and whatnot. Plus we still get all the cool stuff a free country gets: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 at least our cops won't taze us for being old or in wheelchairs or something criminal like that. something to be thankful for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FILLUP.. Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 To anyone in Ireland ..What percent of people really have red hair freckles over there or is that just a myth that lots of people over there look like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Europeans: What is your policy on tipping at restaurants or bars? Do you tip tattoo artists? I KNOW you don't tip at restaurants in New York, so.... BTW I once made a thread about this, it was eaten by the crash of '09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 they dont tip when they visit the west coast either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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