SwampFightOner Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I don't understand how you people afford computers/internet when you seem to all enjoy scheming old/stale food and stealing toilet paper from public places. Or maybe that's how, I guess pennies really add up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 haha, I didn't dumpster dive, just heard about someone who did. I work in a restaurant, get free food on the daily. Which saves me the money for the comp and the oontz. /takewhateveryoucanforfreeoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 free > pay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I agree, except when what you're getting for free is low quality, such as stale food, or shitty, quarter ply toilet paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 ^ reminds me steal toilet paper from reputable stores, where they dont lock that shit up & the quality isnt horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 If your work boots/shoes stink , put them in the freezer overnight. (the cold kills the odour causing bacteria) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 A good handshake goes a long way. Can make you president. When someone holds the door open for you instead of neglectin at least give em a nod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 PREPAID LEGAL GET THIS SHIT THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE IT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN HEALTH INSURANCE OR CAR INSURANCE FOR YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 People have those pre-paid legal shits, really? I know a kid who tries to get you to buy into that shit and then distribute info for it, on some pyramid scheme sounding shit I have 3 lawyers I could call at any time who will come handle business for me, and I don't need to pay them a monthly fee for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 they'll represent you in trial and everything for free? most people don't have those kind of connects if you truly do, then you should do your fellow oontzers a favor and put us up on game. since this is the life coach thread and all this was from like 15 pages back too... I recommend pre-paid legal services (about $25 a month to keep my ass out of trouble). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 One handles minor shit such as unemployment hearings, drafting documents, etc etc completely for free. I bought him lunch last time, cuz I'm a nice guy. Another will dispense criminal advice and talk to me for hours on end about whatever I need help with for free, no charge. When I actually catch a charge he'll show up and represent me without any cash down, and then let me pay him back whenever I can basically, because he knows I'm good for it. I doubt many people on here are catching cases often enough that it works out cheaper for them to shell out $25 a month inbetween charges. The third is my personal injury guy, I obviously don't pay him shit until I get payed and he just takes his percentage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 $25 a month = $300 a year = ain't shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Eh, like I said...ain't worth it to me with what I've got going on. I also don't trust in the quality of the lawyers that would be involved in that, as I can almost guarantee it's the same kind of shit as a public pretender To each their own though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 For some strange reason bitches love smiley faces, use them in ur texts I know this is from last month (ten years ago in internet time), but i disagree. Don't put smiley faces in your text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 $25 a month = $300 a year = ain't shit This seems to go against the general theme of this thread. I mean, cats are on here talking about stealing toilet paper from work to save a few bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Seriously :lol: On the toilet paper topic, I only buy Charmin Ultra Soft. If the store doesn't have it, I'll go to another one...cheap toilet paper is one of my worst possibly pet peeves. I've said it on here before I'm sure, but I'll say it again...my tip is to spend money on things that matter, like good toilet paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Take a shower right before your shave your junk, or anything really. And if you're using an electric trimmer, make sure you have extra batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 if you shave your junk, and work in a hot environment, watch out for jock itch. That shit is no fun at all. Go for Lortimin AF Ultra strength if battlin the red balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 This seems to go against the general theme of this thread. I mean, cats are on here talking about stealing toilet paper from work to save a few bucks. meh, why not an unlocked cabinet is basically an invitation the whole world is out there for grabs... but dun worry about my funds i rock shitstreaks on only the softest of toilet papers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 when you're beating off and you jizz all over your comforter, tide-2-go sticks take that shit right off. rub it out. can i get a n/h? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 when i'm gettin beat off and i jizz all over somethin, i just wash that shit. Hit some shout on it and throw it in the wash. /nh If trouble doesn't come to find you, ya have to go lookin for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 haha-you said 'rub it out' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 haha-you said 'rub it out' see what i did there? i'm so damn clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 if your cell phone get immerged in water or other liquid, dry it off as best as you can and put it in a bag of rice for 24 hrs. should do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 dry rice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackbookKWC Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 yeah man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Confucious says: man who scratches balls should not bite fingernails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 they'll represent you in trial and everything for free? most people don't have those kind of connects if you truly do, then you should do your fellow oontzers a favor and put us up on game. since this is the life coach thread and all this was from like 15 pages back too... i sold health insurance until recently. on average, a normal person goes to the hospital ONCE every 7 years for something bad (broken bones, stitches, dog bites, bee stings, etc) the guy who created pre paid legal knew this. he was an insurance agent and sold all lines of insurance through his brokerage. he also knew that he had run ins with the law more frequently than his ER room visits. he actually got into a bad car accident once, and killed some people. they slapped him with Involuntary Manslaughter charges. dude had to pay ass loads of court fees and lawyer fees, spent some time in jail. after all was said and done he asks himself, "If i have car insurance, health insurance, home owners insurance, life insurance, dental and vision insurance, supplemental insurance.... WHY THE HELL ISN'T THERE A LEGAL INSURANCE??" so pre paid legal was born. the benefits are pretty good if you're a shady individual like myself, and for normal people too: - got a speeding ticket? send it to them. they'll get it dropped. main reason i got this service. i usually get $500 in tickets yearly for different shit. now i spend $300 yearly ($26 a month) and don't worry about haters. - starting a business? get the lawyers to review and explain in lamens terms wtf you're reading - hassled by a debt collector? tell the lawyer to write them a letter demanding written proof that I owed them money (most shit will get dropped from your credit report because original documentation has been lost when the account switched debt collectors) - landlord problems? this helped me recently. the cunts. - child support? you'll need this if you got little chud lookin kids and a pissed off baby mama. - treated unfairly or taken advantage of? pretty general, but it gives you the power to say "BITCH I'LL SUE YOU!" and mean it... good for emotional bitches in parking lots at walmart. - getting sued? yes, they help there too. - IRS fucking you over in an audit? these guys will help. - will preparation comes with the service for both husband and wife ($500 value if you've ever looked into creating a living will) - trial defense benefits - including pre-trial time. 60 hours trial time per year for the first year, 120 second yr, 240 third yr, etc. THE ONLY EXCLUSION I DO NOT AGREE WITH: This does not cover defense claims relating to drugs, alcohol, substance abuse, chemical abuse, dependency, or the use of any other medicines. BUT IT WILL COVER GRAFFITI RELATED CRIME! So take what you want from it. For $26 a month I feel like I stand a better chance of NOT going to federal pound you in the butt prison. OH and this wasn't a sales pitch. Getcho life right nig nogs. This is cheaper than having a lawyer on retainer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 One handles minor shit such as unemployment hearings, drafting documents, etc etc completely for free. I bought him lunch last time, cuz I'm a nice guy. Another will dispense criminal advice and talk to me for hours on end about whatever I need help with for free, no charge. When I actually catch a charge he'll show up and represent me without any cash down, and then let me pay him back whenever I can basically, because he knows I'm good for it. I doubt many people on here are catching cases often enough that it works out cheaper for them to shell out $25 a month inbetween charges. The third is my personal injury guy, I obviously don't pay him shit until I get payed and he just takes his percentage nothing in life is free son. unless this cat is doing a ton of pro bono work, i doubt he'll want to talk to you forever about some bullshit. but there are some that will. "free consulatation" usually means he'll talk to you for five minutes, realize what he's workin with, then tell you a price to keep talking to him and let him fix the problem. rhode island aint texas though, so you might be onto something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 nothing in life is free son. unless this cat is doing a ton of pro bono work, i doubt he'll want to talk to you forever about some bullshit. but there are some that will. "free consulatation" usually means he'll talk to you for five minutes, realize what he's workin with, then tell you a price to keep talking to him and let him fix the problem. rhode island aint texas though, so you might be onto something. I'm not talking about it like it's something they would do for me, it's something they HAVE done for me, multiple times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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