+plus+ Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Make sure you show your kid this thread when he's old enough to read it. THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 now you can't take me to the hood for some 40s. weak, son! ---milk grenades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 18 years, 18 years. chatted up some chick in my old hood at the gas station the other day. she was with her little sister. i asked her how old she was, she told me 18. then i asked her for her phone number, she said "nice try" i laughed it off, her sister went to grab a bag of chips er some shit than kaplow, chicky whispers her phone to me. i call it last night. no answer. left a message. phone rings at 8 am this morning, its her. tellin me she got my message and shes goin to buy a new skirt and bathing suit at the mall today. i said sexy, lets hook up later. bird just called me. on the train to come to the crib now. ahhhh i love bein me. and ahhhhh i love 18 year old birds. /yes30thisyear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 HA. text message i just got reads "do you work tomorrow" ie im gonna crash at yer crib and fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 ill try and snap some noodz. shouldnt be tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 what is a little jug? I guess it's a cup or a mug you could call it Mugzer! congrats are in order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 bird here. imma try n snap flicks. follow up late tonight/morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 ill try and snap some noodz. shouldnt be tough. Noodz (with 12oz written on something in the pic) or it never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 i already know to beat my kids. i see little fuckers running around stores breakin shit and actin reckless, and i think to myself, "my mom would whoop my ass right here in front of everybody, and then tell my dad and he would whoop me when he got home" congrats man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 no pics. onward with the understandable 'it never happened. shes kinda koo and shes innocent and mouldable. i need a bitch who thinks i am the be all end all of the world and so far shes a buyer. ireally am getting old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 No one gives a shit dude. Fact is that you're more concerned with about getting on here and gaining the approval of a bunch of faceless names than having sex with a girl..., which I doubt ever took place anyway. That's pretty redundant and desperate. Jugzer, good on you mate, congrats. Do yourself and your family proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 :lol: WAT I ws on 12oz when she called DUMMY. And I said I'd get flicks. I didn't, so I rebuttled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted August 27, 2009 Author Share Posted August 27, 2009 dont jack my thread nigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*CityonSMASH Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 wrd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 hahaha this bitchass old man bragging about bagging an "18"yr old ho. cool... "rolleyes" yall can share whatever nasty shit im sure you both carry. that is... if this 'bird' even exists. JUGZER congrats!!! keep the family together, and be there for your women as the pregnancy progresses. from what i hear, shat shit kinda sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 mine is 2 months.. its cool man. they just look at you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 6 weeks to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 oh snap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 HAHAH AT 4:20 PM /NOSTONERONER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAVER Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoCares? Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 thanks yall also USERS CURRENTLY VIEWING THIS THREAD: 4 (4 members and 0 guests) jugzer , i eat babies , sneekatoke ill kill you if you come close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trowel ewk Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 man mad props...this is what mine is right now (just under 7 weeks), i can't wait for my mini me to be that big man i'm waaay to impatient to wait...congrats! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 thats dope, its gonna go by alot quicker than you know. also, the first 3 months, your girl is gonna be a psycho mess. keep that in mind when shes yelling at you for some dumb shit. \its not her, its the hormones. also, the first time i felt the baby kick, i cried a little. nh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trowel ewk Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 word...man, so many good times to look forward to...bump this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 fuck 12oz, nigga u better go getchu some money!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compton red Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 congrats man...be a good dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 yeah i wasn't gonna put it on here, but what the hell, i just found out i'm gonna be a dad too. stoked on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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