DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 im gonna be a daddy nikka!!! just found out, my baby has been takin up residence in my girls uterus for 4-6 weeks. stoked If yall split up, don't let her take you to court for child support. I know niggas that been to jail for that shit. And I got another homie who's being taken to court for backpay, when all's he had to do was make more appearances to see the kid and kick the BM a little money here and there. Congrats though. Name your kid DAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 LMFAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Hey guys remember that time DAO's kid got aborted and we all had a hearty laugh about it? The fuck you mean "remember that time"? You were screaming bloody murder at the top of your lungs while your moms tried to wipe the shit off your diaper rashed ginger ass when that happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 This isnt a little jug.... although i suppose that is arguable. In case you are white this right here is a Lil' Hug Congratulations good luck Better you than me Ps. panales son muy caro. Poco Hug son 25 cents. They're called Hugs in the black hoods too. Who the fuck calls them "jugs"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 congrats man! this means less time on the oontz and more time burping and feeding and changing diapers. Actually, my "oonts time" increased dramatically when I had a kid. Before that I was at the bar and/or running around writing on shit every night. Now I'm pretty much at home most nights. Being home = more oonts time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 congrats jugzer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 dont you work at the mall man? i just spit beer all over my monitor. :lol: but real talk congrats on that man. but do make sure its yours. jus sayin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicoli Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 congrats... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kill yo'self Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 congrats homie..kids r a life changing deal but for the better (at least for me)..b a man n take care of him or her..they fukin awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 family portraits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 ^^bwahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 someone photoshop that into something even more great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 omg, my kids gonna be gorgeous. black, white, and guatemalan son!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Congrats though. Name your kid DAO. Cosign this statement... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 please strike your children when they do wrong, else they end up like cityonsmash... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 indeed, congratulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 congrats jugz...make his middle name Eon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 She got one of yo' kids, got you for 18 years I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids His baby momma's car crib is bigger than his :) Congrats, I'm with Earthworm with the whole strike your kids thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tookthetime Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 do it up. congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Congratulations dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 congrats... please discipline at young age. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 and by discipline Suki is referring to butt sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 i already know to beat my kids. i see little fuckers running around stores breakin shit and actin reckless, and i think to myself, "my mom would whoop my ass right here in front of everybody, and then tell my dad and he would whoop me when he got home" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 ^ Yup Kids are fucking soft these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veintiocho Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 congrats. make sure you sex up your girl in the weeks leading up to delivery. the prostaglandins in semen will help thin her cervix, making labor/birth easier. /nh, the more you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 congrats. make sure you sex up your girl in the weeks leading up to delivery. the prostaglandins in semen will help thin her cervix, making labor/birth easier. /nh, the more you know. semen goes in her mouth stupid. everybody knows that, even poor jugzer knows this now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 word, didnt know that. thanks ocho. i guess itll be like fuckin a fleshy beach ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Have fun with your lady for the next 30 /40 something weeks. Hopefully mine will be here any day now. I still have to put his bed up though. Congrats, Good Luck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 congrats... please discipline at young age. ^^^This. And....if it's a boy, you better not let him be no gay. Just sayin'. It seems like gays are the modern day earwigs...they be poppin' up out the woodwork. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Name him after me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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