earl broclo ESQ Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Should I walk out there with my dick hanging out the leg of my shorts? Any ideas? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 A what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 hahaha. you should go out there with a marker beard and mustache on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 ^And your dick hanging out ya drawls. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Ask if a 3some is out of the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Call a friend a grab a beer. Tell them you want to give them some time to themselves to talk girl stuff and then get the hell out of there. That is a level of estrogen you don't want to fuck with. Trust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Ask if a 3some is out of the question. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I lol'ed when I first read this. Go out there naked and jump on the couch and be like "PARTYYYYY TIME!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 now would definitely not be a good time to ask them if they poop while they pee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 A what? A cry. Her friend is an emotional mess right now and living with us. We came home from dinner with a buzz on, and they started "talking." So I came into the bedroom and a few minutes later they're both talking loud and crying while they yell at each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Walk into the room wearing nothing but a condom and some tennis shoes, and then bust a niggaflip on them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 go out and be into her emotional mess, maybe hug them both.........slowly rub ones shoulder........smell the other hair.........when your girls wigs out call them fucking dykes and dip out to drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 Call a friend a grab a beer. Tell them you want to give them some time to themselves to talk girl stuff and then get the hell out of there. That is a level of estrogen you don't want to fuck with. Trust. I hear you, but I'm just staying in the bedroom smoking weed and being a nerd online. I don't mind. I'm just letting them cry themselves to sleep. I have a feeling I'll walk out there and they'll both be curled up asleep on the phone. That's when I'll pee on them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 son walk out with your dick out like it was an accident and ask a question and walk away like you never noticed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 hahaha. you should go out there with a marker beard and mustache on your dick. F'real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 This thread turned out just like I hoped so far. Oh god, I think I hear sobbing. How about if I strip naked, tuck a towel into my buttcrack, then walk out and say "can someone pull this thing out?" Maybe to occupy my hands I'll masturbate with one and eat a taco with the other? Wait, I've been healthy this week. I'll drink a can of Tab with that hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Walk into the room wearing nothing but a condom and some tennis shoes, and then bust a niggaflip on them. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 go in there and demand they cook you dinner and vacum something time to moderate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH... Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Come on Earl, this is easy. Invite a single homie over, or any male with a pair willing to dip outside his hometeam, and let em move in for the anal pilage this feem is ready to give. Then do it all over again when she's back the next night after homie never calls. Take pride in pimping out yer girlfriends wheeping friend and her sobbing slice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 How about if I strip naked, tuck a towel into my buttcrack, then walk out and say "can someone pull this thing out?" Maybe to occupy my hands I'll masturbate with one and eat a taco with the other? Sounds like a solid plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH... Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Or you could get a real answer by posting said question in the 'Ask Earl thread by some dude that at least seemingly usualy appears to know what he's talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 spy on them and hide behind the couch, then jump up and say OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA! its not that funnny i guess. i donno. sit on the couch as if they arent there and watch tv really loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 No, this was for pure humor of it's own. *To cityonsmash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demolishun Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 here watch this...hope it helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 here watch this...hope it helps Holy fucking homotones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 walk into the livingroom and fart really loud and stand there with a little smile on your face 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 use all of here makup and start crying really loud in your own room, no really just masturbate and go to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Ask them if they need anything, anything at all with the most endearing voice you can muster. Then duff the friend in the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Ask if a 3some is out of the question. id go with this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 i didn't read anything besides the title, which made me laugh out loud by the way, b/c i couldn't stand the level of bullshit a "cry" would entail. get out of there, and kick it w/ a hommie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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