LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 NEVAR FORGET!!!1! Killdozer was torn asunder in to pieces and scattered across multiple scrapyards in the state to prevent it from being rebuilt. Prophesy says that one day a foolhardy man will find and reassemble the pieces and Marvin Needermeyer will rise from the grave to pilot the infernal bulldozer, with an engine fueled by the souls of the damned and crush the corrupt and save the weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 um great, so what is the guy up to today? you have a few typos up in that mugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 He's dead :( RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 I remember watchin' some documentary of this dude n TV. R I P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 * For visibility, the bulldozer was fitted with several video cameras linked to two monitors mounted on the vehicle's dashboard. The cameras were protected on the outside by 3-inch shields of bulletresistant plastic.[1] Onboard fans and an air conditioner were used to keep Heemeyer cool while driving and compressed air nozzles were fitted to blow dust away from the video cameras. Food, water and life support were present in the almost airtight cabin. * Further attempts to mount the bulldozer were hampered due to oil that Heemeyer had spread on the vehicle to hinder such attempts. * Heemeyer had no intention of ever leaving the cabin once he entered; the hatch was permanently sealed.[1] Authorities speculated Heemeyer may have used a homemade crane found in his garage to lower the armor hull over the dozer and himself. "Once he tipped that lid shut, he knew he wasn't getting out", * Heemeyer's body was subsequently removed by police with a crane, though it took twelve hours for them to cut through the hatch with an oxyacetylene cutting torch. "I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable", Heemeyer wrote. "Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 ROCK MUSIC KILLDOZER MONTAGE FUCK YEAH! For armament the bulldozer was fitted with a .50 caliber semi-automatic Barrett M82 rifle pointing out to the rear, a semi-auto variant of the FN FNC in front, a .223 Ruger Mini-14 to the right, a 9mm Kel-Tec P-11 semi-auto pistol and a .357 magnum revolver with which he killed himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BosEonE Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Dope, this would be soo much fun, but i would have definitely take a gun and shot at the police if i knew i was locked inside that thing edit, just watched the music montage, he was strapped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyPillfingers Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 dudes a sav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 my freinds dad was watching this from his window, he said it was pretty awesome. The dude took out all kinds of establishments that he was mad at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 this guy is one of the awesomest men ever to grace our planet RIP and job well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 ya dude basically leveled the town, i didnt read that shit up there but if i reemember correctly he owned some business and they wouldn't give him a new lease, or loan or some shit cause they wanted his property. so he sold the shit, went home and built this fucker, and the rest is history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129761 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 i found out about this shit fromt his site, some pretty funny stories on there. http://www.badassoftheweek.com/list.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Swine flu bulldozer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Before others THEY SEE ME ROLLIN... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 just when you thought it was over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Godspeed killdozer! RIP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Straight up I remember reading about this and thinking how awesome Twisted Metal reality would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 more of this and less of these self-inflicted gun wound queers who shoot up public places then puss out when the cops come... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Straight up I remember reading about this and thinking how awesome Twisted Metal reality would be. fuck yeah totally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I thought the cops opened the hatch and blasted him with a shotty to the domepiece?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 dude lives GTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I thought the cops opened the hatch and blasted him with a shotty to the domepiece?... that was "tank guy" in san diego (a whales vagina) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 more of this and less of these self-inflicted gun wound queers who shoot up public places then puss out when the cops come... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I thought the cops opened the hatch and blasted him with a shotty to the domepiece?... if i remember the story correctly he had a .357 and blasted himself when he was done.. more of this and less of these self-inflicted gun wound queers who shoot up public places then puss out when the cops come... yes! once again if i remember correctly, i believe no one was hurt in this rampage, just millions of $$$ in damage. a true american hero, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 rip "dildozer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 holy shit dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 how the fuck did i not know about this? this is possibly one of the coolest things ive ever heard about in my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visiting Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 sometimes you just gotta say...FUCK IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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