Swindle Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 aye 5fingerdiscount and doc swindle, you ever catch one of these motherfuckers in your backyard? well i live next door to a park type thing and it has ecualyptus trees in it so yeah i've seen a few of them. none in my backyard though. they are chill as fuck. but seriously baker...oontzing naked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 well i live next door to a park type thing and it has ecualyptus trees in it so yeah i've seen a few of them. none in my backyard though. they are chill as fuck. but seriously baker...oontzing naked? word. i heard them shits would scratch your fuckin face off if you give them a dirty look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 yeah they have a temper apparently and they have big fuck off claws. but most of the time they chill up on branches like furry rastafarians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Take the possums then too. We already got possums over here. I'll throw in some Raccoons for some kangaroos though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 they have big fuck off claws. I'm becoming a fan of Australian slang. :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 This is some funny shit. I bet your first thoght in your mind was: "I have to make a tread about this" LOL hahahahahhahaahhaha nice call, proped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 I'm becoming a fan of Australian slang. :biglaugh: i thought everywhere said this. big fuck off knives. big fuck off bouncers. that kinda thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightscrawler Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Never heard it before, but I like it. Is it pronounced like big "fuck off" claws, or just smoothly, like big-fuck-off-claws? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 ^Smoothly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Definitely smoothly. I never realised that was aussie slang either, but I say it all the time. I think with my speech it eminated from saying 'big fucking tits' which over time became 'big fuck off tits', but it can be used for numerous things. But then again I am also used to surfer lingo with the word 'filth' being used to describe things that are great. Nice yard there, but I have to say i hope you had female company in there with you if you were naked in the spa. It kinda makes me glad my spa is in my bathroom now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 i got my friend a big fuck off knife for his birthday the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 UH OH NIGGA GOT CAUGHT OUT THERE WITH THE BABY PINK TURTLE SAME SHIT HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEK EXCEPT I JUST JUMPED OUT AND WRAPPED MYSELF UP IN MY DICK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 AND MY FENCE AINT FALL DOWN, I WAS ON 5TH AVE IN A MOBILE HOTTUB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 mobile hot tub? THATS HOOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 WORD I RIPPED THE TUB OUT AN EMPTY APARTMENT IN THE P'S AND FILLED IT UP WIT HOT WATER AND PUT IT ON 2 SKATEBOARDS. IT ALSO DOUBLES AS A POOL NAHMEAN WHEN THE WATER GET COLD I JUST CALL IT A MOBILE POOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Dudes thats nothing. I though your WHOLE fence fell over. Id be running around naked, no fence or not if I was you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob steal Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 the aussie possum aint' the same as the north american opossum. here's a pic i got of one pissing on our bottle of johnny walker when i was camping over xmess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 went and got stuff to fix my fence, now its pouring rain.. I shall be in there later.. fence or no fence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 the aussie possum aint' the same as the north american opossum. here's a pic i got of one pissing on our bottle of johnny walker when i was camping over xmess. Hahaha holy fuck that's great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 hahaha this thread is great. simple, but great. brewster, you got a ill backyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 This nigga knocked down part of his fence and made up some story about the wind blowing it over while he was naked in the hot tub, just to have an excuse to make a thread to show off his backyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 but most of the time they chill up on branches like furry rastafarians :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 This nigga knocked down part of his fence and made up some story about the wind blowing it over while he was naked in the hot tub, just to have an excuse to make a thread to show off his backyard. :lol: MY NIGGA YOU RIPPED IT DONT EVERYBODY THAT LIVE IN "RURAL AREAS" GOT A BACKYARD THOUGH? IF A NIGGA GOT A BACKYARD ON 32ND STREET ILL BE IMMPRESSED. NIGGA OLD BACKYARD HAD A HOCKEY RINK ON IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 lol this is funny. nice having a corner lot, though, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Speakin of backyards, my Dad is warring with this black family about the backyard behind my sister's house. She bought the one directly next to my parents and her new yard extends as far as my parent's does (200 ft from the sidewalk), but I guess when the realtors sold the house behind hers they told that family the yard was theirs. I can understand why they'd be pissed because it's got this dope ass shed, a huge cherry tree, etc etc, but fact of the matter is it isn't theirs. My Dad went over there with the paperwork and shit but they decided to still try parking their cars there and whatnot so now he's gone over there real pissed once or twice. He said next time he's goin over shooting haha He's an old Italian man convinced he's only got 5 years left to live. Why anyone would wanna piss him off is beyond me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hot butter up a lions ass Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 you rich faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 you rich faggot :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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