keeping secrets Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Heres some shit to kick this off.. Official april fools resource guide.. Get up really early and sneak into your victims bathroom and fill their hair-dryer with baby powder. And when they turn it on, their head will be pure white just like an old person! Before one of your family members takes shower, remove the shower head and place a life-saver candy in it, replace the shower head with the candy now trapped in it. When the person takes a shower he or she will not notice, until they get out and start to dry off the towel will stick to them they will get back in the shower to rinse off... works like a charm. Find a box about the size of a cake. Then cover it with frosting, making it look like a cake. Then put it out in the office kitchen, or wherever people leave free food. Sit back as one of your co-workers tries to cut a slice. Take an empty coffee mix can and replace it with a can with coffee mix in it. Make sure coffee cans are the same brand, or it will not work. At the bottom of the can put a piece of paper that says April Fools. Make sure you help the person with making their coffee to see their reaction. This ones for all you pet owners! First, put a walky talky some wear near the area of where your pet is laying. Go into another room with the other walky talky. Then, when your brother/sister goes to pet your furry friend, say something like..."Hey Pal! Get your grimy hands off me!" They'll get a kick outta this one!!! Get a small alarm clock and set it for 3:00 a.m. Sneak under the victim's bed. Once it goes off, he/she won't be able to find it will drive them nuts. Switch the "Pull" and "Push" signs on a set of doors. Watch as people get confused trying to open the doors. (Don't do this on fire escapes) You will need a funnel, a coin, a couple of friends and, of course, a victim! Start playing the 'funnel game' infront of your victim. A game of skill that involves putting the funnel down the front of your pants and balancing the coin on your nose with your head tilted back. Tip your head forward to let the coin drop into the funnel. When you have the victim begging to do this put the funnel in his pants and get him to put his head back so you can balance the coin on his nose. As this is happening pour a large drink into the funnel! Stick a post-it note under your friend's mouse so that the paper leaf covers the mouse ball - the mouse will no longer work! Align so that the sticky part of the note doesn't touch the ball. Costs next to nothing to do, and doesn't cause any damage. Grab a bottle of liquid soap and head toward the "victims" bedroom. Squirt some of the soap onto your hand and rub all over the doorknob of his/her room. Run away before he or she sees you in the process of doing this prank. Glue eggs to the carton and beg for eggs in the morning. When the victim gets them the eggs break! When your victims asleep sneak into their room and draw eyebrows and a moustache on their face, make sure to be their when they look in the mirror. Put some water in a cereal bowl, and place it in the freezer so that the water freezes. Offer to make your sister/brother cereal in the morning. Make sure you use that same bowl. Put their favorite cereal over the top of the ice, and serve. Take a rubber band and slip it over the lever on the spray handle so that when someone turns the sink on, it will spray him or her in the face. This is an easy way to pull a great prank! Tell your kids that you just got the test scores from the proficiency tests and then go down stairs and say to your kids your going to go and make copies and then come running / walking and make your face look like you just saw a ghost and say to your kids that whatever your principals name is just spilled coffee on the proficiency tests and the will have to take it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 im gonna fuck with my employees sooooooo bad!!! i can't wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Some of these are pretty damn good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Yeah really. I like the sink one, and the eggs one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 I just used the candy one.. In my siblings shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Take an empty coffee mix can and replace it with a can with coffee mix in it. Make sure coffee cans are the same brand, or it will not work. At the bottom of the can put a piece of paper that says April Fools. Make sure you help the person with making their coffee to see their reaction. I dont get this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ereotav Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 i like the hairdryer one alot lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 its still march Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 i was thinking the same thing about the coffee... haha april fools i replaced your coffee with, coffee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 In 1949, Phil Shone perpetrated a prank on April Fools' Day that forced the New Zealand Broadcasting Service to send out a memo before this day each year to new Zealand radio stations to report 'only' the truth in keeping with the rules of broadcasting. Shone was a New Zealand deejay for radio station 1ZB and the hoax that put his name in history was about a mile-wide wasp swarm that he announced to be headed towards Auckland. He even advised them about some safety measures such as wearing their socks over their trousers when going outside and leaving honey-smeared traps outside their doors. Hundreds of his listeners were taken in and followed the directions dutifully until he finally admitted it to be just a joke! Porky Bickar created a widespread panic and alarm in the residents of Sitka, Alaska in 1974 by flowing hundreds of old tires into the neighboring but long-dormant volcano Mount Edgecumbe and lit them up to release black smoke leading people to think that volcano was becoming active again and erupt anytime soon. The terror caused by his prank got so imprinted on everyone's mind that when Mount St. Helens erupted six years later, a resident of Sitka wrote to Bickar stating in an angry tone that he had crossed his limits this time. A government agency called Arizona Pest Removal Information Line (For Outside Operations Listings) (first letters of every word spells 'APRIL FOOL') announced on 1st of April, 1994 to the residents of Glendale and Peoria, Arizona that everybody has to remain indoors from 9 am to 2:30 pm as a widespread aerial spraying was scheduled for the day under 'Operation Killer Bees' to eradicate a killer bee population in the area. The yellow fliers in the neighborhoods caused quite a furor and people kept looking out of the windows for pest-control planes and tried calling the phone numbers of local television and radio stations that were provided for more enquiry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 In 1996 Virgin Cola announced that in the interest of consumer safety it had integrated a new technology into its cans. When the cola passed its sell-by date, the liquid would react with the metal in the can, turning the can itself bright blue. Virgin warned that consumers should therefore avoid purchasing all blue cans. The joke was that Pepsi had recently unveiled its newly designed cans. They were bright blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 im going to have some flicks tomorrow. Believe that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 That volcano one is piiiiiiissssssssed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 This ones for all you pet owners! First, put a walky talky some wear near the area of where your pet is laying. Go into another room with the other walky talky. Then, when your brother/sister goes to pet your furry friend, say something like..."Hey Pal! Get your grimy hands off me!" They'll get a kick outta this one!!! Hahaha this one is retarded. The Lifesaver one is great though. When I was younger I used to swap the sugar with salt for when my parents made coffee in the morning. I'd always hear my dad spew it into the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 In 1996 Virgin Cola announced that in the interest of consumer safety it had integrated a new technology into its cans. When the cola passed its sell-by date, the liquid would react with the metal in the can, turning the can itself bright blue. Virgin warned that consumers should therefore avoid purchasing all blue cans. The joke was that Pepsi had recently unveiled its newly designed cans. They were bright blue. TEH JUMP OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 im blowing a niggas house up with a shaken up beer and a hot house Simpsons stlye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightymim Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 im going to put glitter in my room mates bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 call everyone youve ever slept with and tell them you have aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 HAHAHAHAHA LOL JHAQHAHAHAHA HAHA lMAO^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 props? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degrading Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 oh man i'm going to do that, i'll prop you after i spead for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 orrowsashess (9:48:07 PM): Hey i just found out im hpv (warts) pos ynicole (9:48:24 PM): uhhh orrowsashess (9:48:34 PM): yeah more like ughhh synicole (9:48:39 PM): very funny orrowsashess (9:48:50 PM): Im just letting everyone know synicole (9:48:56 PM): hahahah synicole (9:49:00 PM): that is NOT funny\ orrowsashess (9:49:01 PM): I dont want to be an asshole and not say shit orrowsashess (9:49:13 PM): Im trying to do the right thing synicole (9:49:20 PM): are you aware synicole (9:49:22 PM): how terrified of needles i am synicole (9:49:35 PM): do you know what you're making me do now orrowsashess (9:49:47 PM): Well its not needles you should be afraid of its DICKS synicole (9:49:54 PM): i swear if you're joking i'm gonna punch you synicole (9:49:59 PM): and if you arent i'm still punching yopu orrowsashess (9:50:09 PM): Im not and please dont tell anyone synicole (9:50:17 PM): that's not funny synicole (9:50:26 PM): don synicole (9:50:30 PM): that is NOT funny synicole (9:50:32 PM): this is not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 shes wrong, it is pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 orrowsashess (9:49:47 PM): Well its not needles you should be afraid of its DICKS haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Get your hands on some saran wrap,find a restroom that you know will be occupied soon and wrap the saran wrap over the hole in the bowl and put down the toilet seat. hilarity shall ensue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 call everyone youve ever slept with and tell them you have aids. :lol: :lol: Gave you props for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 This bitch from work got us good today. She was acting all down to fuck, I gave her directions and she never show up. She got me good son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 just got the illest april fools ever hilarity ensues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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