Seffiks Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Fla. man charged with carjacking just minutes after release from jail A spokesman for the Palm Beach County sheriff describes Frank Singleton as "one of the stupid criminals." Here's why, according to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel: Singleton, 21, of West Palm Beach, got released from the county lockup Tuesday after being arrested on a misdemeanor trespassing charge. He immediately ran out into the visitor's parking lot and, in an apparent effort to get away as quickly as possible, tried to carjack a 2006 Nissan 350Z, [sheriff's spokesman Paul] Miller said. Singleton doesn't drive stick, and Miller says he was still in the jail parking lot when a passing pastor forced him to get on the ground and a deputy took him back into custody, this time on a felony charge of carjacking. "Singleton told deputies he tried to steal the car because he was too tired to walk the 6 miles home," according to the Palm Beach Post. this dude must be retarded http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/03/fla-man-charged.html This damn thing needs a catchy title change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeedupfromthefeetup Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 haha...some people i would have took my time and enjoyed the 6 mile walk home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 typical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 cant blame him dude just needed to get home.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 hey, its the white mans fault he had to walk 6 miles always trying to hold a brotha down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Just dont let him out. What a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 He probably wanted to do that shit cus his trespassing charge wasn't treall enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I havent laughed this hard in the longest time ... thats too classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflow Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 HAHAHHAAH well he said he was too tired to walk 6 miles at least now he gots plenty of time to chill back in his cell... i wonder what the inmates inside are saying about this retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 theyr prob like "lol nigga" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 NIGGA STOLE MY 350Z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 dude could've at least snuck on the bus or somethin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 or stole a bike.. dude got greedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Don't they usually give you a bus token when they let you out? Or do they not do that in Florida? What a fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 i thought when they let you out they give you a little amount of money like $5-10? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeCrOpHeLiAc Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 IDIOT, He Just Set His People Thousand Of Years Back... GOOD JOB... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 i thought when they let you out they give you a little amount of money like $5-10? When I got out they just gave me a bus token. I guess it's probably different depending what state or city you're in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 oh my Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 typical. this has become a noun in my book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 haha...some people i would have took my time and enjoyed the 6 mile walk home Yea no shit. I know when the times I went and got out, all I wanted to do was smoke like 12 cigarettes, look at anything outside, breathe fresh air, eat real food, walk around outside, and there isn't a thought in my mind about commiting a crime. Even when I'm home right after the fact that I was in jail, I find it hard to watch cops on tv. Fuck Jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 When I was a wee lad I used to enjoy watching Cops. Then I worked up some legal jams of my own and that all changed pretty quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Jail is kinda like rural Louisiana full of corn fed idiots missing teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 ohh noooz!!! i cant drive a shifter car....lolnigga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Something Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 i heard this story when i watched the news i started rollin...dude just couldnt walk?...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 yall ever get out and have to wait 45 minutes for a ride? shits weak yo i relate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 in juvee they give you 10 bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 here they give you what you came in with and boot you the fuck out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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