En Sabah Nur Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 any of you live in or know anything about New Zealand? i'm thinking about trying to move there in the next couple of years. either to auckland, because it's the biggest city, or to hamilton, because i'm from kansas city and i'll still be able to cheer for the Chiefs, it'll just be the Waikato Chiefs instead. i realize that the latter is the most retarded reason in the world. i might have to apply at a college or something to get a student visa because i assume that's easier than getting a work visa. i could also find an intelligent, attractive samoan girl to make my wife thataway. who i'm not related to, also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OS666erS Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 hamilton, the syphillis capitol.. usually a place people try to leave, not got to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 not dissing this thread... ..but perhaps it is time for a travel forum to keep all the boston, cali, NYC, down-under threads in, it would be quite helpful. /2cents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 yo, i was thinking about moving here as well. i've been reading the survivalist thread a little too much and i am beginning to get paranoid and weary. yeah, a travel forum is actually a really good idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXCoeOneRXx Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 my girl did the sudy abraod thing over there..she said 90% of the people have mullets.prostition is legal..and all the girls have STD's.so basically everyone looks like manny from the wild boys.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 My parents have close friends who live there, another one who owns a house there, and I just found out I have some long lost relative living there. Methinks a trip there is long overdue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Fuck just move have a go see how it is if you don't like it you could always go somewhere else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Why New Zealand? If you're going to move to that part of the world then why not just move to Australia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeDaLoot Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 If you like shit weather and beastly women then by all means move to new zeland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 NZ theres literally more sheep in NZ than people. thats why we call them sheep fuckers. done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 If you like shit weather and beastly women then by all means move to new zeland ^ truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 seriously you should just move to Aus.......its a million times better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 no dont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OS666erS Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 australia is nice country, but then its filled with dickhead australians, all the girls are covered in moles.. not to mention the billions of flys. theres so many flies you would think australia is just one big pile of shit. nz> aus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 They are both rad. New Zealand's cities will feel like over-sized country towns to big-city folk though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 If you like shit weather and beastly women then by all means move to new zeland i can go for beastly women. Why New Zealand? If you're going to move to that part of the world then why not just move to Australia? uh, it's an... uh... ethnic thing. i'm samoan. samoan is the third most spoken language in new zealand. i want to maybe go to school and take language lessons, and get to know some fellow polynesians, get in touch with my roots or whatever. i've been actually planning to move to samoa, but new zealand would be a stepping stone. in addition to learning samoan language and culture in classes, i figure i'd have better luck (and this is going to sound stupid) finding a wife in new zealand where they're more westernized like me, and maybe someone who'd be willing to move to samoa with me. i'm looking for a tall, muscular, valedictorian samoan girl to have intelligent burly babies with me, so i can train them to conquer the world someday. and also because i'm afraid of what kind of arranged marriage shit my family would try to hook up if i moved straight to the islands. either way, in the end, i'm trying to say fuck a job, fuck money, and i just want to pick fruit and fish all day. something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 ahhhhh. if your samoan............yeah got to NZ, you'll love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 this thread really riled up the NZ vs AUS anger in here. any country with bird eating tarantulas can go fuck itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OS666erS Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 indeed, fuck australia.. its truley the asshole of the world. crikey moite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 this thread really riled up the NZ vs AUS anger in here. any country with bird eating tarantulas can go fuck itself. not here buddy. The only reason I would ever go to NZ is for the fishing and the landscape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 indeed, fuck australia.. its truley the asshole of the world. crikey moite. You're an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 haha fuckin oath. this is now an australian thread. we have take it. and pwn it for lulz NZ can have... sheep. yea. we own them at everything. just rubbing it in! HAHA ON YA BUDDDY. ey'bru? naaah rly i have love for NZ/ its jujst old tradition. kiwi cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 dont know much about it but i just had the mayor of the 'chirstchurch, New zealand over to my house on friday night... he's like my age and he's the head of the city council .. like a mayor or gov... so strange! anyways he seems to like it.. says there are hot women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MF_Grimm Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 kiwis won the league world cup. BOOM!! there you go slater... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Don't listen to these dudes, they don't know. New Zeland is pretty cool if you like outdoors shit. Skiing, Bike riding all that shit. It's pretty rough though, but if you're Samoan than you should be able to handle your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 ewe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Everyday it's a new rapper, claimin to be dapper than the Dresta Softer than a bitch, but portray the role of gangsta Ain't broke a law in your life Yet every time you rap you yap about the guns and knife Just take a good look at the, nigga and you'll capture the fact that the bastard, is simply just an actor who mastered the bang and the slang and the mental of niggaz in Compton, Watts, and South Central Never ever once have you ran with the turf But yet in every verse claim you used to do the dirt But tell me who's a witness, to ya fuckin work So you never had no business, so save the drama jerk Niggas straight kill me, knowin that they prankstas' This is going out to you studio gangstas See I did dirt, put in work, and many niggas can vouch that So since I got stripes, I got the right to rap about that But niggas like you, I gotta hate ya Cause I'm just tired of suburbian niggas talkin about they come from projects Knowin, you ain't seen the parts of the streets G Think you started tryin to bang around the time of the peace treaty Wearin khakis and mob while you rhyme Little fag, tried to sag, but you're floodin at the same, time And your set don't accept ya Scared to kick it with your homies cuz you know they don't respect ya So nigga please, check nuts before ya step to deez muthafuckin' real G's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno666 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Need mops, markers, ink, magazines? visit http://www.thepitbullpress.com flat low rate of shipping NZ wide. Good prices, no longer do you need to be ripped off by shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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