JuelzSantana Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 the hugely insane gignatic amount of number of cocks i suck on a daily basis goest against science. seriously. i could not possibly fit any more dick in my mouth without breaking my mouth in half. my mouth is at full cock capacity 24/7. i sleep with a dick pacifier and even that doesnt satiate my need for throbbing man meat. seriously. it's an issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Goes against science...? Do you even have any idea what you're talking about? *Edit: Nice edit seeks. Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 so straight women go to gay clubs to try and pick up the straight dudes that go with their gay friends???!?!!?! i dont even go to clubs so whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 so straight women go to gay clubs to try and pick up the straight dudes that go with their gay friends???!?!!?! Yep. I though gay bars were intended for these people..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 T4M-- I would probably avoid bears-with-whips-and-facemasks- "bring out the gimp" type clubs like the one they saw dude at in the Sopranos, but dudes at a regular gay bar generally aren't going to be hassling you if you tell them you're not interested. They're in a club full of people that would fuck them, why are they gonna waste their time on a straight dude wearing a shirt with flames on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Haahaa. Bears probably won't do shit either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 i used to go to gay clubs in SF pretty frequently as every non-mexican that worked in my restaurant was gay. going out w/ coworkers meant hitting the castro. it was always fun. and truth about hot ladies. they were also impressed to see a straight guy in there in the first place, so they treated me well. i have no problem with gay dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Yeah, its true. Some girl told me that she want to a gay bar and that a lot of straigh dudes go there to hang out with their gay friends cus the gay friends have straight hot friends. See how that works? But hell no, there is no way in hell ill go to one of those gay clubs. The gay bars have the best drugs though. When I was a kid we used to go down to The Oz on Bourbon just to get shit....:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Come to think of it , the first rave I ever went to was at this bar called The Ruby Fruit Jungle way back in 94 or 95....This chick dj named Cymple or Simple hooked me up with a half a sheet of some of the best acid I've ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 unless you're getting wasted and breaking shit, gay bars are usually more fun than straight bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 the club they want me to go is this one...... http://themaxomaha.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 I feel VERY flattered when I'm told that a good looking gay dude likes my dougie. /5%homo As for the women...dude, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. I've heard this expression used as a good and bad saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 /no homo for opening this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 shooting fish in a barrel is a GOOD thing. it implies that its very easy to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 damn. i wish my abs would pop like that. /no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 damn. i wish i could rub lotion on dudes like that. /so homo *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 JESUS!! The thread's startin to spin... cause of all the gayness.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 *fixed hahaha. harsh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 shooting fish in a barrel is a GOOD thing. it implies that its very easy to do. It's pretty hard to shoot fish in a barrel. However, as soon as the bullet hits the water the shockwave kills the fish anyways, regardless if the bullet actually makes contact with the fish. This is completely unrelated to the saying however. And I just wanted to post this picture again. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 SHOTGUN. and its a lot easier to shoot fish in a barrel than it is to shoot them in a river or the ocean, thats kinda the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 So what have I learned today? GAY DUDES. They shoot fish in barrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Yep. I though gay bars were intended for these people..... he is soooo sunday afternoon beer bust at the eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le junk Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 every gay dude i've known was an official party master. i've also never met a gay person that didn't strike me as intelligent. except for the tranny gas station attendant around the way. but that's a different beast altogether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 do you live near me le junk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le junk Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 i have no idea. does (s)he look like a fucking linebacker with microbraids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 naw white dude with long ass nails and girls voice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coes Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 So what have I learned today? GAY DUDES. They shoot fish in barrels.[/color] hahahahhahaha! thats the funniest thing i heard today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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