DETO Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 about a month ago, the supermarket i shop at got this very attractive cashier. she is hardly ever there when i go in, but was there today. as i'm cashing out i make some small talk with her, seems like a cool chick and what not. anyway, i leave, get home and realize i don't have any garlic for dinner, so i run to the store real quick to pick some up. go back to her line to check out again, and there is no one behind me so i decided to stay talking to her for a few minutes, eventually ask her if she'd like to get some dinner and a drink sometime. she accepts, we trade numbers. that's it. i get a call from her about half an hour ago, she tells me she needed to finish some homework for tomorrow, i ask her what she is studying, and eventually i find out she is 16! what the fuck, 16! i could have sworn she was 20-21. i ask her how old she thinks i am, she reply's "about 21, maybe". so, i don't think i'll be dating girl anytime soon. (thought a smashing isn't out of the question! oh, and i told her i just turned 21) *edit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 "Damn girl, you look good. Your mom has good taste in outfits." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 how old are u creeper??? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 your name is deto jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 daaaaaamn... well i would share my two cents... but i think we need pics for this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 and what the fuck is my supermarket doing hiring teenage cashiers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 i'm looking for her on myspace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i want to work at a super market. damn. not cause of the chicks. just because i think that would be a cool job. im not mr. career man at the moment so i need one of these types of job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 if the pussy's tight, it must be right. or asian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 i found her myspace, but don't think i wanna post her pic. 16? really!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I'd say go for it, unless she has these on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 you almost have to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 deto, hahahaha. gotta get the age in advance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i found her myspace, but don't know if i wanna post a pic or not. DO NOT....I REPEAT....DO NOT LEAVE US HANGING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 DO NOT....I REPEAT....DO NOT LEAVE US HANGING Co-Signed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 post up nigga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 me 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 at least pics and no link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The other day i was talking to this girl at a party who was a cousin of a friend, she looked early 20s and was actually mad cool and intelligent, like way more so than 99.99% percent of chicks that age .....she turned out to be 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Placement Only Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 if theres anywhere young girls work, is behind the register at supermarkets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i just saw her. damn fly. deto, i would smash. under an assumed name...srsly. p.s.: it's up to deto if he wants to post this prime example of why men get in trouble.... but mannnnnnn........damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 "Ya babe, my names Bradley" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 no joke for years now, i use the pseudo name Justin Hoyle. he's a friend of mine. he was so fucking pissed at me when he found out. and the way he found out was, some bird was giving "Justin" a "shout out" on the radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 pretty dang good-lookin', you wouldn't think she was that young is it legal to smash on a 16 year old in the US? if not, ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i just saw her. damn fly. deto, i would smash. under an assumed name...srsly. p.s.: it's up to deto if he wants to post this prime example of why men get in trouble.... but mannnnnnn........damn. ditto on everything here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 go ahead and post her deto. it's not like she's 7. i'll prop you tomorrow. i'm all out for the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 post it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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