Hayabusa Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 biggest pet peeve ever there are two wrong extremes in this wet noodle handshakes and overly agro trying to front by squeezing too hard handshake (no homo) i remember once going to talk to the manager of this place, and i go to shake dudes hand, and seriously, he hands me the most limp fucking hand ive ever had (NH). i was in disbelief, its like he just stuck a limp hand out there saying here, and left it up to me to do something with it. other times, all these kids trying to shake my hand and grip that shit super hard like theyr saying yeah, ima kick yo asssss, but in reality, theyr tiny compared to me. like fuck off, find a happy medium and stick with it or ill just squeeze the shit out of your fragile delicate hands and then u can cry to ur mom about it, if thats how u wanna play get with it kiddies fuck /death grip of doom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 real niggaz give poundz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Shaking hands sucks, I'd gather do the knuckle tap or pound /NH. Who knows where your hands have been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 lmao^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 real niggaz give poundz. Word... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 rofl. i much rather have my hand crushed than shake an amiba hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 yeah usually i do pounds but i wasnt thinking plus how am i gunna give a knuckle pound to a manager that im giving my resume to hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 to the grill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 ^ if u work at a chop shop you should be fine! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdUnit Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 YO I hate the dead fish handshake. A crummy handshake is bad news man. Definite pet peeve. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 i want a black man hand shake on my prick. woah! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 somebody brought up a third kind of wack handshake the other day: the one where girls just try to shake with more of their fingers than their hand because they think it's more ladylike or something, but it just feels weird and makes you think of mantes (yes, that's the plural of mantis). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war terror Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 i hate when i go to shake some ones hand... and miss, and they just grab my fingers.. i fuckin hate handshakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 interesting tidbit about the handshake: it came about back in 18th century europe to phase out the popular kiss on the mouth greeting that was helping to rampantly spread syphillis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 no diss who cares jockhomo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Whatever happened to the common courtesy of a reacharound? Wait...nobody answer that. /no full metal jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 interesting tidbit about the handshake: it came about back in 18th century europe to phase out the popular kiss on the mouth greeting that was helping to rampantly spread syphillis. ^:lol: going to catch some flack for teh last post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 but soon comes teh neighborhood arsonist thread he's crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 clammy hands suck. then you look at ur hand after u shake, and the person sees you and its akward and shit. bad times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 i just say "whats up". the only way im gonna touch you is my fist and your face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Yeah walking into my lawyers office and trying to give him dabs or a pound/nh isn't the most profesional thing to fucking do.............. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 and fuck going into a party and giving every motha fucka a hand shake. but this hand shake bizness has been discussed to death on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I hate it when you just go to give someone a pound and they have some sort of different technique then you. Then you spend the next couple of seconds trying to figure out there method of giving a pound, makes you both look like fucking retards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckr Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 my dad always turns my bones to fine powder when he executes his hulk grip (no homo), and that thing that people do to piss you off where they like jiggle the bone at the bottom of your hand around, yeah, he does that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I'd seen commercials for Lets Make A Deal and had no idea who that was cause of the bald head, I guess he's on some Kojak shit now.... He doesn't shake hands cause he's on some germ shit for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 So today I get introduced to a new employee, I shook his hand like I always do when I meet some one new...And to my surprise dude had a limp cold ass clammy hand, it was pretty fucking disgusting. It made me think of this thread though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 howie mandel used to be really funny.... what happened? p.s. im a bobbys world fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 There's so many different handshakes these days depending on where you go that the shit's confusing anymore. I hate when you go to shake someones hand and either they do some weird shit that throws you off or vice versa. And what's the deal with shaking a females hand (like a regular old-fashioned handshake. Job interview style)? Is it still supposed to be firm like when you shake a dude's hand? Cause I usually just give them a soft girly handshake, but I've overheard some chick talking about how some dude gave her a limp ass handshake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 i usually give people the firm shake, it let's them know i'm serious. *it's also gentle though...i think guys should do it to girls firm but soft, not too hard. some of our hands are delicate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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