Daniel Dumielle Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 you should just piss in their shampoo and clean the toilets with their toothbrushes. that usually solves roomate problems. That's really funny to me. I used to get drunk and go to house parties, then use the bathroom and piss in theor shampoo, hand soap, whatever. Don't have house parties. Or just know who's in your house, I guess that would work too..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 ^^^^^ Who are you people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 ....shit in the toilet tank and then move out. You win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 ^^^^^ Who are you people? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA God that made me laugh. We're just that guy I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 This is an easily solved problem. Sounds like you have the right idea. Tell these dudes to fuck off and leave. Sounds like a shitty living situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 That's really funny to me. I used to get drunk and go to house parties, then use the bathroom and piss in theor shampoo, hand soap, whatever. Don't have house parties. Or just know who's in your house, I guess that would work too..... jokes on you i dont wash my hands and i use bar soap to wash my hair HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I had an apartment with my older sister for almost a year, that was cool for awhile but then got aggravating as fuck After that me and my best friend moved into our boys 2 bedroom apartment, turned it into a 3 and went crazy with the partying and whatnot. After 4 months the kid who's apartment it originally was moved out, no hard feelings he just said he couldn't sleep with us acting like maniacs every night. Right now it's just the 2 of us here, then in February when my boy comes back from Air Force bootcamp he's moving in...in the meantime his mom is hookin me up with his rent money so that we'll hold the room for him. Hiyoooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 my last roommate was a great guy and a good friend, but also the laziest fucking alcoholic. seriously, shit got depressing. he had two cats that shit and puke like machines, and he would never clean up after them. his cat box was huge, and always ended up looking like an archeological site. the smell was even worse. at first the dude would clean, but eventually, he'd just sleep until 5pm, then go to the bar. it ended up getting bad, where i was cleaning the whole house, and i don't like to be anyone's bitch. so one time i cleaned the whole fucking house, and left the dishes in the sink. i said "dude, all you got to do is clean the dishes and your catbox." homeboy never did either. the dishes sat for six months, and then his band went on tour. "i'll do the dishes before tour." he never did. i couldn't take it anymore, so i got some bleach and went to town. come to find out, he stuffed a towel in the drain of the sink, to clog it for a rinse cycle, and never removed in those six months. this was the rag (a white towel originally): a few months back, i moved out, and in with my girlfriend. it's been quite the relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 i realize now, that no matter how old or adult-ish you and your friends are, you can never live together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 dairy hand explosives --i notice that as well. certain people can do it, but most instances end up weird. i will say that living with my current ladyfriend, has been quite nice. we have a very healthy relationship, and i couldn't ask for more in a lover or roommate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 i realize now, that no matter how old or adult-ish you and your friends are, you can never live together. truth. well, this isn't really that adultish. the first apartment i ever lived in was this 3rd/4th floor place with my 3(ex best friends) and one of their bitchy ass artfag friends. bascially, me along with my 2 other friends were subletting from the mutual friend and his artfag buddy. big mistake. being the only motivated one in the apt.(which isn't saying much) pissed me off. we'd have keggers and shit(usually involved too many people packed into our 3rd flloor) and have to lug the kegs up to the 3rd and 4th floors, (only fun part). shit used to sit there for weeks on end. no one would ever clean up. our kitchen sink was NEVER cleaned with the exception of the one night we moved in and decided to make pasta. by the end of living there the sink looked like the picture earl posted x100. think of the character The Toxic Avenger living in a swamp with mold, bugs, dishes, stds, and who knows what else was floating around. this was next to the lifesize outline of me painted on a wood board that they used for practicing knife throwing--morons. what ended up happening over time..let's see. me putting my head through one my friend's bedroom doors and headbutting it until it broke off the door frame-in front of the two people whose name were on the lease. i also refused to pay for the holes i punched and headbutted on my bedroom ceiling. projectile puke that somehow managed to make its way 6-7ft up the walls everytime we had a party(roommatese insisted we feed jungle juice to tiny 5ft nothing girls.)-i wasn't stupid, the puke was bright red. i remember punching one of my roommates straight in the face for lighting a cigarette(no stoges rule) in my car while we were driving, then us getting out in front of the apt. and me about to stab him.-i think that strengthened our friendship. not to mention the fights that happened outside because his exgirlfriend was a loose one. oh yeah, there was a bathroom on each floor.-that didn't help. the 4th floor shower worked but involved me along with others gagging and choking(nohomo) from the nasty ass smell because of everyone who kept shitting in the toilet AFTER it was clogged-which no one admitted to. and i don't mean one shit and leaving it there-more like someone would take a shit, then put newspaper over it because they knew the toilet didn't flush, then continue pissing and shitting in it after that-many many pisses over the newspaper. i can stand bad smells but i remember puking a few times while showering and shaving because i couldn't stand that smell, needless to say everyone shaved in the 3rd floor bathroom which wasn't as bad-but the shower didn't work.toilet worked most of the time. i remember i was held responsible for the faggot that tagged up our place one night we had a party, my roommates would give me shit and wanted me to me pay to fix it due to the obvious.bulllfuckingshit. so i called my friend found out who wrote the garbage that was scribbled on our toilet seat and hallways, and found out he lived only a few blocks away with someone else we knew. that moron let me in his apt. and continued to lie about what he wrote-didn't help him though. iweardoorags, i can relate to the smell of your basement-lived above an indian restaurant and i had to smell that shit every morning when i woke up which wasn't too fucking pleasant considering i don't mind indian food-but hey who doesn't like that curry-body odor smell wafting into your apt. at 9am? nothing compares to shai's bullshit he had to put up with . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 truth. well, this isn't really that adultish. the first apartment i ever lived in was this 3rd/4th floor place with my 3(ex best friends) and one of their bitchy ass artfag friends. bascially, me along with my 2 other friends were subletting from the mutual friend and his artfag buddy. big mistake. being the only motivated one in the apt.(which isn't saying much) pissed me off. we'd have keggers and shit(usually involved too many people packed into our 3rd flloor) and have to lug the kegs up to the 3rd and 4th floors, (only fun part). shit used to sit there for weeks on end. no one would ever clean up. our kitchen sink was NEVER cleaned with the exception of the one night we moved in and decided to make pasta. by the end of living there the sink looked like the picture earl posted x100. think of the character The Toxic Avenger living in a swamp with mold, bugs, dishes, stds, and who knows what else was floating around. this was next to the lifesize outline of me painted on a wood board that they used for practicing knife throwing--morons. what ended up happening over time..let's see. me putting my head through one my friend's bedroom doors and headbutting it until it broke off the door frame-in front of the two people whose name were on the lease. i also refused to pay for the holes i punched and headbutted on my bedroom ceiling. projectile puke that somehow managed to make its way 6-7ft up the walls everytime we had a party(roommatese insisted we feed jungle juice to tiny 5ft nothing girls.)-i wasn't stupid, the puke was bright red. i remember punching one of my roommates straight in the face for lighting a cigarette(no stoges rule) in my car while we were driving, then us getting out in front of the apt. and me about to stab him.-i think that strengthened our friendship. not to mention the fights that happened outside because his exgirlfriend was a loose one. oh yeah, there was a bathroom on each floor.-that didn't help. the 4th floor shower worked but involved me along with others gagging and choking(nohomo) from the nasty ass smell because of everyone who kept shitting in the toilet AFTER it was clogged-which no one admitted to. and i don't mean one shit and leaving it there-more like someone would take a shit, then put newspaper over it because they knew the toilet didn't flush, then continue pissing and shitting in it after that-many many pisses over the newspaper. i can stand bad smells but i remember puking a few times while showering and shaving because i couldn't stand that smell, needless to say everyone shaved in the 3rd floor bathroom which wasn't as bad-but the shower didn't work.toilet worked most of the time. i remember i was held responsible for the faggot that tagged up our place one night we had a party, my roommates would give me shit and wanted me to me pay to fix it due to the obvious.bulllfuckingshit. so i called my friend found out who wrote the garbage that was scribbled on our toilet seat and hallways, and found out he lived only a few blocks away with someone else we knew. that moron let me in his apt. and continued to lie about what he wrote-didn't help him though. iweardoorags, i can relate to the smell of your basement-lived above an indian restaurant and i had to smell that shit every morning when i woke up which wasn't too fucking pleasant considering i don't mind indian food-but hey who doesn't like that curry-body odor smell wafting into your apt. at 9am? nothing compares to shai's bullshit he had to put up with . No, this is close. Bear in mind that was one of MANY incidents. The place I was talking about looked like the Rape of Nanking when I moved out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 i lived with four people, in a three bedroom apt. in boston. two of them were brothers, and kind of weird and socially retarded. one day i'm taking a piss and i look down to see a wad of shit covered toilet paper in the trash can. now i'm not talking about a little skid mark, i'm talking about play doh texture doo doo smackdown. like a peanut was smiling at me while i was pissing. i grabbed a bigger wad of toilet paper, removed it, and flushed it. then i wrote on the dry erase board in the kitchen, "to whom ever wiped thier ass, and threw it in the trashcan, don't ever do that shit (no pun) again. this ain't the woods fucko!" i think that was one occasion where the "no snitch rule" was worthy of breaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 wow some of you guys have it terrible. i have a 2 bedroom that i rent out, its MY fuckign place. all the shit here is mine, the TV the couches, everything. i let a good friend of mine take the smaller bed room, and for the last year or so everythings been going good. i keep everything organized, clean, and looking MTV cribs status. untill the last weekend. said roomate clogs the toilet, which overflows and floods the bathroom. roomate is gone, so i have to clean that shit up, while hungover as fuck at 8AM in the morning. i tell roomate, hey its fine, just clean up the place before i get back the next day. i get back home the next day and my place is trashed. they had a beerpong competition that night while i was out of town. the sink is piled high, there are beeer cans all over the kitchen, and some kind of fly hasmultiplied and there are flies everywhere. i get super pissed, and tell him to get the fuck back here to clean this shit up. its been THREE FUCKING DAYS. i have not touched anything in the kitchen out of pure princicple. He leaves for seattle in 2 days and if hes not back here and this shit clean before he leaves hes getting FUCKING EVICTED!!! hes a good ass friend of mine too, i cant believe hes being such a faggot about keeping my place clean. i hook his ass up with cheap rent and shit, helping him out because lets just say hes from a lower class background. after he sent me a text saying, "dude im not driving all the way back there to clean the dishes" (hes at his parents house for the break). i went into his room and spit all over his pillow and desk, loogie status. im tempted to just kick him out and keep this place for myself, i cannot STAND living with people. on top of that, my black friend needs a place till sunday, now i got this boombie up in my shit. FUCK!!! at least my nigga said hes rolling through with some britney spears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 next time the spit gets upgraded to piss. my friend in SF has a 3 bedroom apartment that he shares with 2 dudes. when one of the dudes got out of line with the cleaning responsibilities, my friend, who has severe apartment cleanliness OCD, went into dudes room and lit his bed up with piss. my roomate will get this treatment very soon if he doesnt get back into line. what sucks is that hes my good friend, and this shit is making me want to stomp his fucking head into the ground. now i know why people say dont live with your friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Do like i do: get your own place, but a bunch of my good friends live together in a big ass house a few blocks away, and they enjoy drinking heavily and dont care much about cleanliness. I just go over there if i want to get rowdy or party or whatever and know that i can come back to my clean apartment whenever i'm done. Win, win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Do like i do: get your own place, but a bunch of my good friends live together in a big ass house a few blocks away, and they enjoy drinking heavily and dont care much about cleanliness. I just go over there if i want to get rowdy or party or whatever and know that i can come back to my clean apartment whenever i'm done. Win, win. Cosigned. Except that my old house WAS the one everyone decided to trash. This one dude thought it would be funny to throw some trash on the floor. I told him to pick it up. He laughed at me (I don't think he knew I lived there). I asked him if that was his backpack I saw in the hallway. He said, yeah, why? I said, because it's in the way. I walked over, picked up his bag, and threw it out the front door. He ran outside to get it, and I locked him out. I can be mean when people laugh at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 the last roomie i had would make this slop every week and that was his food for the week. it was a giant pot filled with pinto beans, tomatoes, green peppers, garlic and onions. he let it cook so long that it eventually turned to mush. when he served himself it looked like shit in a bowl and when he was eating it i wanted to barf when i seen him slurp it down. the roomies i had before that taped pages torn out of a porn mag to my walls with blue tape. they would also stay up til 7am playing spades and bumpin Master P. another roomie (before the porn mag roomies) would wipe his shitty ass in the tub. he got kicked out when i found out. another roomie before him was a dark skinned, horny, mexican lady with a jheri curl. she would get drunk and hit on my cousin. we nick named her "Carne Asada" or "Carnota Asada" because of how dark and horny she was. i've had plenty of roomies in my lifetime...enough to make me be more than happy to shell out for a place of my own. i drive a hooptie but at least i ain't gotta worry about people shitting in my tub!! *carne asada is fried beef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 ive never had a roommate dont think i ever will. "IM KING OF THE CASTLE KING OF THE CASTLE I HAVE A CHAIR GO DO THIS GO DO THAT"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 another roomie before him was a dark skinned, horny, mexican lady with a jheri curl. she would get drunk and hit on my cousin. we nick named her "Carne Asada" or "Carnota Asada" because of how dark and horny she was. i don't think i've ever seen someone spell jheri curl correctly, including myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueHorse Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 my last roomate sat in his room and took pictures of himself and cut himself, while me and my friends got drunk every night. i made his life miserable, but if he were down to kick it, he would of had fun. i hate shitty living situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boner9000 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 i am a big supporter of not cleaning stuff based on principle... i think it is a universal dude trait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 i don't think i've ever seen someone spell jheri curl correctly, including myself i wish i had a picture to share. she had silver caps too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.FRESHJIVE Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 i live in a fucking slum, straight party house.. its fun tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PabloEscobar Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 wow some of you guys have it terrible. i have a 2 bedroom that i rent out, its MY fuckign place. all the shit here is mine, the TV the couches, everything. i let a good friend of mine take the smaller bed room, and for the last year or so everythings been going good. i keep everything organized, clean, and looking MTV cribs status. untill the last weekend. said roomate clogs the toilet, which overflows and floods the bathroom. roomate is gone, so i have to clean that shit up, while hungover as fuck at 8AM in the morning. i tell roomate, hey its fine, just clean up the place before i get back the next day. i get back home the next day and my place is trashed. they had a beerpong competition that night while i was out of town. the sink is piled high, there are beeer cans all over the kitchen, and some kind of fly hasmultiplied and there are flies everywhere. i get super pissed, and tell him to get the fuck back here to clean this shit up. its been THREE FUCKING DAYS. i have not touched anything in the kitchen out of pure princicple. He leaves for seattle in 2 days and if hes not back here and this shit clean before he leaves hes getting FUCKING EVICTED!!! hes a good ass friend of mine too, i cant believe hes being such a faggot about keeping my place clean. i hook his ass up with cheap rent and shit, helping him out because lets just say hes from a lower class background. after he sent me a text saying, "dude im not driving all the way back there to clean the dishes" (hes at his parents house for the break). i went into his room and spit all over his pillow and desk, loogie status. im tempted to just kick him out and keep this place for myself, i cannot STAND living with people. on top of that, my black friend needs a place till sunday, now i got this boombie up in my shit. FUCK!!! at least my nigga said hes rolling through with some britney spears. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Living with people is overrated, and it sucks. Im a very private person. Do you guys remember that thread I made about the dude that used to live with me and the dog situation? The dude actually was stupid enough to ask me if him AND his girl could move in. Of course, I said fuck to the no. Now he has to pay over $800/month for an apartment on the other side of town and gets to learn what its like to be a man and be responsible. Still he comes over almost daily to smoke weed with my roomate and best friend, which I can tolerate for the most part but it gets old. He knows to stay the fuck out of my space and he knows I dont care for him all that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 my roomate freshman year of college used to look at porn alot... he never left the room, ever cause than he got no parents. and he can wack off all day and not get in trouble .. imagine when you werent there all the wackin goin on in the house .. must have been horrifying kid probably beat himself to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decoded Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I'm in a house with my homie and his woman. they're both stupid as fuck. i basically run the house. it's lame and good at the same time..... but they don't do shit. and they are the lamest couple. he's a stoner who plays wow nonstop she's a beautiful redhead who work for me. *praying one day she'll leave him* LOL i'm an asshole for sure :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I used to live in a crack/drugs in general house. Sometimes the living room looked like a pawn shop, with power tools and electronics stacked up all over the place. One day I came home and someone had taken the stove, in an attempt to sell for crack money I imagine. There was always random people sleeping on the floor. I lived in quite a few party houses, anarchist commune type people places after that, but the crackhouse was the craziest. That was along time ago. I refuse to live with people now, unless it is my girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 My house is definately the party spot, since every other one of my friends lives with their parents still. Everyone comes here and just wyles the fuck out, and that's on a regular night, nevermind when we actually have parties, those are just INSANE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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