lord_casek Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Meet BaseballPlaya. He is a 21 year-old college student who likes baseball, camping, and masturbating in the Arrowhead Mall in Glendale, Arizona. To date, BaseballPlaya has posted thirty-one (31!) videos of himself masturbating in several stores, including Walmart, Barnes and Noble, and Dillards. BaseballPlaya's unusual proclivities should make him easy an easy target for Arrowhead Mall security. Rather than use dressing rooms, he drops his pants next to the elderly as they shop for trousers, blissfully unaware of the skeezy exhibitionist behind them with a running camera. Boinkology tries to find a greater meaning to the public indulgence. Is it a fuck you to corporate America? Is it extreme exhibitionism? Is it viral promotion for Wal-Mart? We can't even begin to guess. Maybe it is why Home Depot forbids their employees from apprehending criminals. Regardless, we would like to remind you that public masturbation is never an appropriation expression of whatever pent-up feelings you have towards any store. The folks at the Arrowhead Mall need to know about this pervert so they can protect the public; Boinkology has additional pictures, and for the more adventurous, links straight to the NSFW video. Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers, Masturbation Is Not Allowed On the Premises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 BIG WTF!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the leftovers Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 hahaha damn i dont know what to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 haha great.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 26, 2007 Author Share Posted November 26, 2007 yeah, this is one of those "loss for words, wanna kick dude in face if i ever see him whacking it while i'm buying blank dvd's or a dress shirt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the leftovers Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 pretty fuckin crazy, this guys a trend setter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 damn i just watched the video his dick is like 2 centimeters long i should probably put up a no homo for this post. /no homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the leftovers Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 watch how many other ppl they catch doing this....copycatting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 wow....... just..... wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 wait home depot has a "no confrontation" policy??? when did this happen? i worked there for like a month as a second job one time and they never mentioned that... if so shopping carts full of rusto and power tools here i come!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 lol nice find casek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-top Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 serious question: home depot employees can't apprehend criminals? does that mean if i rack a million cans in their face they can't chase me? /no toecutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 whatever its not like you guys havent done it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 firstly NO HOMO this guy just walks around working it i was really surprised when he dropped his pants WTF LOL hes getting off to somebodies grandma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 26, 2007 Author Share Posted November 26, 2007 yes, home depot has a no confrontation policy. i thought everyone knew about this? coists more to go after the person and risk injury than to let them go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 wait home depot has a "no confrontation" policy??? when did this happen? i worked there for like a month as a second job one time and they never mentioned that... if so shopping carts full of rusto and power tools here i come!! doesnt mean they cant follow you and take down your license plate number also ive known a bunch o fools whove gotten wrapped at home deezie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 /no toecutter!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 wow i just read sleeps post, think god i didnt watch any of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 yea cause i know people who been bagged there too... i used to do a bookbag full at a time back in the 90's... now i just kill walmart. its a much easier beat IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 this guy needs help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Pascal Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 hahahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 26, 2007 Author Share Posted November 26, 2007 Home Depot Employees Fired For Helping Police Catch Shoplifters http://www.koco.com/news/13441545/detail.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 who the fuck took pics of that? himself? hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Dude is a straight up sex offender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 i worked at the home depot. you know the yellow fire lane shit printed outside? that is the line they have to stop at when chasing a thief or anything like that from the store. they are also not allowed to physically attack anyone. and even if someone narcs you out for stealing, nobody can do shit. employees aren't allowed to touch you or follow you what-so-ever in fact they can get fired for accusing anyone of being a thief, and the loss prevention guy has to physically see you take something before he can do ANYTHING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 26, 2007 Author Share Posted November 26, 2007 Dude is a straight up sex offender. should be a crime because he's whacking it near grandma. poor grandma...she doesn't even know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 i worked at the home depot. you know the yellow fire lane shit printed outside? that is the line they have to stop at when chasing a thief or anything like that from the store. they are also not allowed to physically attack anyone. and even if someone narcs you out for stealing, nobody can do shit. employees aren't allowed to touch you or follow you what-so-ever in fact they can get fired for accusing anyone of being a thief, and the loss prevention guy has to physically see you take something before he can do ANYTHING. well fuck, i'm gonna start raiding their shit for 4x5's. i'm building a castle in the backyard. /man talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 are the LPs at homey depot allowed to apprehend you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 thats some nastyness. dude needs to check hiself in at the mental hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 /homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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