hatetown Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/5218186.html Oct. 16, 2007, 11:37AM Woman faces jail time, fine for cursing at her toilet Associated Press SCRANTON, Pa. — Talk about a potty mouth. A Scranton woman who allegedly shouted profanities at her overflowing toilet within earshot of a neighbor was cited for disorderly conduct, authorities said. Dawn Herb could face up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $300. "It doesn't make any sense. I was in my house. It's not like I was outside or drunk," Herb told The Times-Tribune of Scranton. "The toilet was overflowing and leaking down into the kitchen and I was yelling (for my daughter) to get the mop." Herb doesn't recall exactly what she said, but she admitted letting more than a few choice words fly near an open bathroom window Thursday night. Her next-door neighbor, a city police officer who was off-duty at the time, asked her to keep it down, police said. When she continued, the officer called police. Mary Catherine Roper, an attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union in Philadelphia, took issue with the citation. "You can't prosecute somebody for swearing at a cop or a toilet," she said. ...wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 hahaha what the fuck. fuck the law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 GET THE MOTHERFUCKER PLUNGER, MY SHIT IS OVERFLOWING FROM THE FUCKING TOILET BECAUSE I WAS SUCH A STUPID ASS BITCH AND USED ALL THE FUCKING TOILET PAPER. FOR REAL, THAT IS FUCKED UP HER NEIGHBOR DID THAT, I BET THEY HAD ISSUES IN THE PAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 wowzers, aint that some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 stupid nigger bowl, fucking over flowing again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 90 days in jail and a 300 dollar fine, not including lost wages, seems like a fair deal. Why all the complaining you liberal pussies. Freedom isn't free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 "You can't prosecute somebody for swearing at a cop or a toilet," she said. cop yes, toilet, yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 aint that some shit. ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 what a bunch of bullshit. must have some paperthin walls..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 when i first read it i thought it said "you can't prosecute somebody for swearing at a cop ON the toilet." i laughed for a minute then got confused... but seriously that shit is stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 swearing at a cop while they're on the toilet, is the best time to do it. you can get an honest head start on them, while they get their junk back in their pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Fuckin Herb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Laws Laws and more laws. Never really serving anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 I would think this is getting thrown out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 This is another fine example of why I love it when cops get shot in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 lol. my friend flicked off a cop while i was driving. he pulled me over and gave me a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt. fuck cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Did you have your seatbelt on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 lol. my friend flicked off a cop while i was driving. he pulled me over and gave me a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt. fuck cops. aaaaaaahahahaha that sucks man, but at the same time, it's pretty funny. bet your friend felt like a retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 He probably gave you the ticket and didn't do shit to your boy who flipped him off so that you'd be pissed and beat your freinds ass. :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 what could they possibly charge her for? domestic toilet violence? shits goin to get dropped like the turd that clogged the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 you'd be surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 disorderly fecal conduct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Final someone is giving a voice to the toilets.. I mean, think of all the shit they take.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 roflcoptrrr!z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 bitch should burn down the cop that lives next door house... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 She should frame his ass for something and fling wet turd at his property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Staber Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 just having the last name "herb" is a fucking crime. what a herb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 lol. my friend flicked off a cop while i was driving. he pulled me over and gave me a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt. fuck cops. if that happened to me, my friend would be paying the damn $500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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