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Dag, I wish I was like Jordan.....


Cory Feldman

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So I could just fly through the air no one could ever stop me

Or, or like Mike Mike Tyson

So I could just knock people's heads off

Naaw, more like Prince

So I could pull all the honeys

Well a brother like Chi Ali is pullin all the honeys anyway

But still, it would be nice ...

 

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Still awesome after 13 years.

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Got an accountant named Mel, a lawyer named Jay

My engineer Lyle who lives in studio A

My manager Chris keeps my pockets well fed

Got a honey for each box spring coil in my bed

My cribs all that without introductions

Do I read books? Naah, I read instructions too

things that you see when you window wish

Sippin on a soda to help wash the k'nish

I do what I want and I answer to who

Noone, heh I thought you knew

My favorite meal is anything with meat

My favorite quote, "Can I have a receipt?'

My favorite show is 'Who's the Boss'

And my favorite ho, is yours of course

And everyday is Saturday my friend

Go to sleep wake up

yo! it's Saturday again

It's fly, gettin paid to do what you want

Don't believe me, (burrrp) see?

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pardon my ignorance?? haha and your calling me gay, who talks like that? no homo

 

i do. its called being well spoken. you probably dont get a lot of that over at the BK but trust me, certain portions of society (the ones who read, make over $30k a year, etc.) view it as a positive trait.

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