CALIgula Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 i was only in venezuela for 10 days, but caracas seemed at the time like the coolest place on the planet. 1 dollar for a beer at the bar, 1.50 for cigarettes $3 for a big ass hamburgesa con huevos sin hamon CHEA. yeah....its a pretty fun city.....with cute girls everywhere....theres this plaza called el centro commercial san ignacio...at night its a strip full of bars restaurants and hot women.... and when i went to isla margarita.....i tried the hamburgesa con huevos....but i had it with ham.....it was different but it was still pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castro Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 smash. although strange fucking posture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lessthanzero. Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 during my sophomore year of college i was dating a girl who still lived in the dorms, and i'd always be over there cos my place was a shithole. anyways, basically every night i was there we would hear the sound of bedsprings and moaning coming from above. after about 3 months of this we figured out it was this really nerdy, ogre-looking chick who would constantly play ddr and dress up like harry potter (seriously), and her morbidly obese boyfriend. also once when i was like 13, after my friend had unsuccessfully tried to hit some kid with a sock full of quarters because his mom answered the door (another story for another day), we were walking back home, disappointed, when all the sudden we see this guy just getting domed in his car, parked on a pretty busy street. nothing too great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodtimes105 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 man i got stories for days... when i was around 14 or so, me and some buddies were playing football, and running through yards in the neighborhood and shit (front yards) and we all like gang tackled this one kid in this one front yard, dog pile style, get up from that, look in this big bay window, and see this guy and his wifey boning right there on the couch... funniest shit ever. me and like 9 buddies just sitting there like what tha fuck are they doing right there in plain view... and ive witnessed many people having sex, at parties, 3 some and 4 somes i was almost in, etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 i might smash amazon broad if i was fucking on it. otherwise, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Some1 uses the word 'wicked' WAY out of context. ex:'wicked weird' alright story though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 i stumbled on some people sexxin in the backseat of their car. i was hittin up on a truck, and a car was coming. i duck inbetween the truck and the parked car. i heard some female moaning and peek into the car and dude's head pops up...i started laughing and took off running...dude chased me, took a swing and hit me in the back of my head...but i kept running and laughing. i got away though. i remember him yelling at me, "what did you see, what did you seeeeee!!!???" ahahaha.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivre Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 i once saw my neighbor slap his wife out in his backyard, and then he pulled a knife on the bitch, then threatened to kill her if she didn't go down on him, so she did, and after he killed her anyways, he first cut off one of her fingers and then she tried to run, but then he just grabbed her and slit her throat. I thought it was over there, but no. He then fucked her while she was dying, and again when she had died. Now mind you, im not a sick fuck that just watches this guy do this and not call the police or tries to help, trust me, i thought about it. But i decided against it because i was really-really comfortable where i was, and the phone was inside, and besides i might have been hurt by that guy. So then after he fucked her dead body, he dragged her into the forest behind our houses, with a shovel, oh yeah and he dragged her down there by her hair. Pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Late at night i walked up to one of these things and around the corner i ran into a white girl letting a black dude smash from behind. there were like 4 feet away from me and the only thing i could do was laugh. She got up really quick and was pretty embarrassed and i just proceeded to what i was doing. 20 minutes later on my way back i found the couple again in the back of there car in a parking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 i once saw my neighbor slap his wife out in his backyard, and then he pulled a knife on the bitch, then threatened to kill her if she didn't go down on him, so she did, and after he killed her anyways, he first cut off one of her fingers and then she tried to run, but then he just grabbed her and slit her throat. I thought it was over there, but no. He then fucked her while she was dying, and again when she had died. Now mind you, im not a sick fuck that just watches this guy do this and not call the police or tries to help, trust me, i thought about it. But i decided against it because i was really-really comfortable where i was, and the phone was inside, and besides i might have been hurt by that guy. So then after he fucked her dead body, he dragged her into the forest behind our houses, with a shovel, oh yeah and he dragged her down there by her hair. Pretty cool. sounds hot, pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Just this weekend I heard a friend smashing it out with this chick.. Now there was a few of us in the next room when we hear the girl moaning.. Later we all sat around drinking and making fun of her.. She was good sport though.. As for me.. I had this loud girl at my house.. Windows open.. I had the front apartment and can see who's coming in to the building.. So we're going at it and she's doing her best opera tribute when I see those Christian/Catholic women who go 'round building to building leaving those pamphlets.. Standing outside.. With a half grin on their face.. Needless to say I hit that ass even harder... Can't remember last time I had such a big smile on my face.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rushawn wuan Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 i was walkinghome late night long time ago and right next door to my house theres this camaro. As im walking passed it i think to myself "whos maro is this? ive never seen it here before" The driver seat is empty and the couple is on the passenger seat. the girl is on the bottom and the guy is on top KILLING her shit however i couldnt hear shit because the windows were closed. i glanced as i passed by and went inside my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 oh, that reminds me. i was walking to a friends house after school or something, and as im on the sidewalk going past a house, i hear this dude yelling like crazy and beating the shit out of someone. their wife or their daughter. i thought about calling the cops cause shit sounded really serious, but i didnt know what to do. it seemed unreal to me. but it was so loud, i could hear that shit clear from where i was. the sidewalk was like 20-30 ft from the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anal Eyez Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Once on the strip in vegas me and my friends saw a guy jerkin off in his hotel room to some porn.....it was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 I've seen people having the sex outside several times for some reason.."Oh..hi..uh..bye'. I think my neighbors to the left are having sex..they are giggling and making strange noises. Lucky bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 One time we were all kickin it at my boy's crib, he takes his girl into the next room and starts fuckin her and they were LOUDDD. As a bonus, she had the ill dirty talk goin on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 We were drinking on a roof at some guy's house once. With a clear view into the room of a teenage boy in the house behind us. We saw him internet porning. And masturbating. So we yelled at him. He shut his blinds. My nieghbors probably hear me yelling. Not in a sexy way. In a "please don't beat me, that really hurts" way. Even though it is nothing serious. It lets me know that if I were actually getting abused, they wouldn't do a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 My nieghbors probably hear me yelling. Not in a sexy way. In a "please don't beat me, that really hurts" way. Even though it is nothing serious. It lets me know that if I were actually getting abused, they wouldn't do a thing. For the most part, people are uncaring bastards. Myself included. -fuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Ha true. I dropped off a flash drive today at the metro lost and found. /sorta cares. One holloween i was walking in my city and took a short cut through this alley. This dude ran in behind me and was like "yaw dawg you cant be back here." I was kinda confused and asked him "why?" he looked at me like I was from another planet even though he was definatly not local and said, "my mans back there trying to get right." Now let me explain this alley, grimey doesnt even begin to cover how nasty that little back road is. It is the back to a few resturants including the shadiest mexican place, a chinese joint, and a ethiopian resturaunt. Now all that grease and rotten food is all over the driveway and i dont think its ever been washed. The road is black and its made out of concrete. So eventhough I didnt see the dude and chick (which I assume is this snaggle toothed methhead who whores around there, she propositioned me once, I nearly puked.) frankly I didnt want too. But said dude also had friends in addition to the guy who warned me and three of them decided to chase me. I hid out in my old work. Im not going to lie i was a bit shook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 But said dude also had friends in addition to the guy who warned me and three of them decided to chase me. I hid out in my old work. Im not going to lie i was a bit shook. how come you didnt turn into super jew??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 They had pork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 neighbor #2 going at it last night. i think i heard the girl of our new neighbors that just moved in orgasming. its been warm, so they had all the windows and sliding glass door wide open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 my ugly ass cousin and her just as scary looking husband were apparently going at it pretty good this one time. she lived on the first floor of a 3 family house, and left the window open. story I heard, and that she likes to brag about, which is gross (because I'm puking a little in my mouth just thinking about it)... is that the police were called because the neighbors thought she was being attacked she was screaming so loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 im usually the one having sex that other people hear... ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Fat Ralphy must be a loud dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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