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i can hear my neighbor having sex.

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i think its the blond bitch in the next building that i saw closing a window earlier. id hit it. i think. i only saw her briefly.

 

i like being a voyeur at times like this.

 

 

 

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anyone have any good voyeuristic stories that do not involve family?

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i used to have a front row seat to our neighbour disciplining her fucking brat retard hyper ass motherfucker of a kid

he was so annoying, she was loud, he was loud, it was ridiculous

straight up jerry springer shit

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When i lived with my best friend, I used to be able to hear his incredibly hot girlfriend pretty well when they would have sex. Fortunately, I could never hear him, as that would have made the whole thing far less hot and far more awkward.

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my next door neighbor is always dumping his girlfriends and kicking his girlfriends out of his house. i usually peak through the blinds or the peephole as he does this. he has a different girl about every 2 months. the last time i saw him kick a chick out, he had made her pack all of her stuff in about 4 different luggage bags, and then he lifted that shit over his head, and tossed all 4 of her bags down the street. i don't know how he garnered that much strength. then she was running and screaming "help!"

 

the funny thing was that during this whole time, she was screaming and crying, calling him "white trash," and he was just solemn and didn't utter a word as he tossed these big-ass pieces of luggage down the street.

 

one day i feel he's going to mess with the wrong chick

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My building is really old so sound travels really easily. There's these ventilation shafts that a series of bedroom windows open into and they just amplify the smallest sound, so yeah I hear my neighbors having sex all the time.

 

Once or twice a week there's this one girl who just gets super loud when she masturbates. She has this crazy vibrator that must be powered by a car battery because that thing is LOUD.

 

I can't complain though, I've gotten a few knocks on the door the next day about 'noise issues'. One time me and this girl got a round of applause from two other apartments that face the shaft. That was good times. She was embarassed and I was trying to high five her.

 

*edit to add most of the girls are definitely smashable in this building, so its good times all around.

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I once heard a friends sister (we were all living together at the time) getting nailed pretty good by the sound of it, suprisingly it was only that once (her guy lived with us too the whole time we lived there) and my room was right below hers. Also in a hotel room I once stayed in you could hear the couple in the next room going at it but only if you were in the bathroom... and I've heard my bro nailing random chicks when we lived together....

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Pack in my younger days when I lived in what can only really be described as a "punk rock house", we had a fairly large party.

 

My friend Neil was talking up this hippy chick with arm hair all night, and feeding her beer and talking about the world and feelings and other hippy shit.

 

Anywho, the ruse succeeded and he finally got her to his room. For the next while, we heard random screams and yelps. Then the noise ceased.

 

When he came down in the morning I let him know that I heard screaming and he stopped dead in his tracks, looked me dead in the eye and said, "Was it me or her?"...

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my next door neighbor is always dumping his girlfriends and kicking his girlfriends out of his house. i usually peak through the blinds or the peephole as he does this. he has a different girl about every 2 months. the last time i saw him kick a chick out, he had made her pack all of her stuff in about 4 different luggage bags, and then he lifted that shit over his head, and tossed all 4 of her bags down the street. i don't know how he garnered that much strength. then she was running and screaming "help!"

 

the funny thing was that during this whole time, she was screaming and crying, calling him "white trash," and he was just solemn and didn't utter a word as he tossed these big-ass pieces of luggage down the street.

 

one day i feel he's going to mess with the wrong chick

 

 

keep us updated.. hahahahaha.

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i was in my backyard one night and could see my neighbours 15/16 year old daughter going down on one of her girlfriends in her bedroom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....they say 15 gets you 20, doesn't apply if you're just watching from a distance right?

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i used to live in some complex thing, and my neighbors would always have sex with the window open but the blinds closed

 

this was all set up in a way that it echoed and you could hear every clapping sound if you stood outside on the street between the rows of houses

 

made smoke breaks pretty interesting

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i remember being out writing on things i didnt own one night, looking down from a train bridge and being able to see a couple going for it in the back seat of a commodore, it was fucking hilarious.

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When I lived in Germany, we used to open the windows in the summer to get fresh air.

 

You could hear the neighbors having sex all the time....funniest moment is they where going at it pretty hard, bitch was screaming her head off....then she started screaming real loud "Ouch!! IT HURTS!! It was a real awkward moment when I saw her in the morning walking my dog, and she was limping around.

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^^^anal

 

 

I have heard my roomate having sex (she is a hot chick). Its like mickey mouse club sex. The only way I can describe it is it sound cute? (like a puppy kind of wimpering).

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Once or twice a week there's this one girl who just gets super loud when she masturbates. She has this crazy vibrator that must be powered by a car battery because that thing is LOUD.

It wasn't a sybian was it?

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I have a few funny stories, I don't know if I should post them as they involve me.....

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dude you invest in one of those. You make your money backing like a week if you employ one chick and make a website... I swear porn is the only way to get new money...

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oh man...

i saw my neighbour going at it one time

drunk as absolute fuck

trying to have sex in a hammock

shit was fucking hilarious

its hard enough to sit/lie in one of those things

but can you imagine sex

just takes it to a whole nother level of radicalness

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Oh yea outside a bar. There is a private room in one of the bars in hartford with a couch and a view of the street. It has a door for privacy. Well you can see inside the room from the street. Me and my friends pull in to the parking lot across the street from this bar. I look in the window see these two making out. I told my friend wouldnt it be great if that hot bitch just started bangin right there...What happens we get out the car the dress comes off then (because the back of the couch is to the window) you see the girls head bobbing up and down over the top of the couch riding the dude semi visible from the street. Shit was dope...

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