SUR X3 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Yeah HPV isn't just warts dude. 95% of people with HPV never know they have it, never have any signs, and it doesn't affect them in anyway. Then it just goes away. 80% of the population does not have wart on their dicks. Although 80% is just an estimate because there is no way to test for HPV in dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Do not google hpv warts. Goddamnit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Does anyone know if its true that for some testing, the doctors stick something down your peehole? Hello anesthesia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 girls LOVE the shaving of balls. if you havent heard you live under a rock. all the girls i know demand that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Does anyone know if its true that for some testing, the doctors stick something down your peehole? Hello anesthesia. My buddy had that done. He was not a fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 The dry cotton swab in your urethra feels as if they're pushing a sandpaper cactus up your peehole. Uh, at least that's what I've heard. Pole in the hole? No thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I had that done. It fucking SUCKED. No. Seriously. Next time a doc tries that I'm gonna knock him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 take a deep breath this will only hurt a little.....got it done when about ten years ago...just to assure myself i had a clean slate.....the assurance is worth the pain...go get tested if youve ever had a questionable experience... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 half the people on 12oz has herpes.. no lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 hmm... i need to get checked for HIV again.... damn condoms not letting me feel the pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 several years ago i met this ridiculously attractive female. great personality straight on top of her game period. then i found out she had one of the 3 h's. genital warts killed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokstar Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Sorry, it's just that you guys are so easy to talk to. Hahaha. That's good. Fuck STDs man... if I get stds ill have to fuck them scenester bitches from the club w. The lights out. And yo I love a bouncy scenester bitch titty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 MYSPACE FRIENDS FTL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 fuck the leprosy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 fuck the leprosy? nononoo.... For The Lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 ah, i see said the blind man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I thought I had herpes but i didnt me - 1 herpes - 0 Same thing d00d, I was freaked out for like a week.... us - 2 herpes - 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Feldman Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 it does not surprise me that no one on here has any idea about this shit, yall are like 16-18, thats over like 70% of you. lemme touch on a few things. /nohomo the dude who doesnt understand shaving his balls... its cool. you cant be over 19 or 20 girls that age will suck ANY dick get a little older and figure out how awesome balls in some girls mouth feel. as far as HPV. Shit aint all that big deal, they burn them shits off. 50 -70% of the time time they don't come back. If and when they do, get em burned off again. who cares though. fuck a condom right? your dick can look like the toxic avenger for all you care. who needs a fucking condom? If not, then your just passing it around and you deserve to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 On Christmas a few years ago, I told my mother I had AIDS. It was my ex-husband's gift to me. For life. She didn't think it was funny. I went to prison shortly thereafter. She refused to send me photos or books until I showed her proof that I didn't have AIDS. I gave her proof. She gave me books. It was forgotten. I often tell dudes at parties or bars that I have various STDs. Mainly so they will stop talking to me. It never really works. And only further backs my claim that dudes are scum. Who will sexy with anyone. Even a girl who claims to have herpes and anal warts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Uh...it must be your charming personality.... But really, the common misconception is that the condom is like the fucking death star. Nothing gets in, nothing gets out....but all it takes is one little hole in it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 why would you tell your mom you had aids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 its metal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 too metal for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Narnia Loc Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I got HPV when I was 15. I went to planned parenthood and had an acid treatment. Now I just pass the disease on to unsuspecting females. Thats hella tight! you earned it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 they say like 80% of all sexually active peolpe have one HPV there are hundreds of types...but dudes dont really show signs we just pass it on to chicks....STDs are fucked up im convinced its god punishing people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Narnia Loc Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I remember this dude I new was trying to date my sister and took her to prom back in the day and was all bummed because he didnt score. Its all good but he was such a little bitch about it, never told me until I saw him in my living room with her ready to go. And then he would act like he wanted to come chill and sneak out to hang around the kitchen just in case my sister came through. It was pretty sad. Anyway I got pissed off and I knew his sister dug me so one time when he had a party at his house and passed out I boned his sister in their pool. He was all hurt but couldnt really do shit. Then I started getting emails from him like, "fuck you dude, you fucked my sister and now she has some sort of rash or burning or someshit." He really tried to make me feel bad and I almost did. Then I got tested and I was clean. That fool got the biggest booyow ever, and some other nigga been fucking his sister and he spread her business all over hoping to ruin my name. Theres a zinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 this one time i thought i had herepes. so i went to the doctor and showed her my cock and balls, and she said i didn't. i was happy. the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECKS1 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 This one time.... at band camp...:D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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