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I think I have genital herpes...or warts and my appt isn't until next week. My nuts hurt on one spot, fuck.

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seriously.

 

 

:lol:

 

I'm sorry for laughing but...

 

:lol: :lol:

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what the fuck!?!!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!!? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE DUDE WHAT DID YOUR GIRL DO TO YOU? YOUR BALLS IS BOUTT FALL THE FUCK OFFF!!

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Dude, this is that last place I would share that.

 

 

Sorry, it's just that you guys are so easy to talk to.

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Sorry, it's just that you guys are so easy to talk to.

 

Go for it, just don't be surprised when you get endlessly ridiculed.

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I thought I had HPV.

 

I didn't.

 

Score.

 

Thats what im hoping this shit is....HPV warts...Anyone here ever had them shits burned off?

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I thought I had HPV.

 

I didn't.

 

Score.

 

How do you know you don't have it if there is no way to test for it in males?

 

ZING!

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Shit gets burned off, and hopefully doesnt come back.

 

Though you still will have the virus and can still pass it to others.

 

I did some research back in the day seeing that I thought I might have it.

 

If it makes you feel any better, 80 percent of the population will have it at some point.

 

So although I dont have it now, chances are pretty awesome that at some point I will.

 

Another feel good fact, it doesn't really affect guys.

 

It's just some shit you give to girls.

 

If you don't mind giving them cancer.

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wait wait wait. im sorry. I must have missed something here.

 

you're HOPING for hpv warts????

 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

roflobster

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If you had to decide, HPV would definitely be the better way to go. But warts and sores are different, if they hurt, they probably aren't warts homeslice.

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Well this shits affecting me, I have small white bumps on my shit and the right ball is kind of sore.

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You can also be born with HPV, and also only certain people have the right genetics to get the warts or cervical cancer.

 

As far as STDs go that's the one you wanna get. LOL.

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everyone but me.

 

celibate sally.

 

It only takes one person cathead....

 

I got some nice jeans today. Levi makes slim fits now. Wootz.

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Wonk...

 

"Although many men with gonorrhea may have no symptoms at all, some men have some signs or symptoms that appear two to five days after infection; symptoms can take as long as 30 days to appear. Symptoms and signs include a burning sensation when urinating, or a white, yellow, or green discharge from the penis. Sometimes men with gonorrhea get painful or swollen testicles."

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I got HPV when I was 15. I went to planned parenthood and had an acid treatment. Now I just pass the disease on to unsuspecting females.

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i'm still LOL'ing at this dude.

 

 

 

i wanna go shop but im too tired to move.

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