lepthebeard Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I have stories out my ass (no homo), so share your personal experiences or others fucked up adventures in drug seeking. I have a very busy day today but I'll try to share. Fuck, it is not like I actually worked this week or last anyways.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 man....you just churn out the great threads huh? personally im good on listening to stories about piece of shit junkies. boogie-closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I got these cheeeeseburgers man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 so like omg this one time. I totally fucked this fat chick for a train ticket home from Long Island and drug money. like omggglol it was so funny, you had to be there!!!11!1!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Never did anything crazy. But I use to pick up blotterpaper.. perferate it, spray it with hairspray, wrap it in foil, and sell it to kids that knew nothing about acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I never did drugs...so I didnt do anything crazy. I did re-enlist in the Army once for some money, I bought a car. I guess that is as crazy as I get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 steal things and pawn them. but who hasnt done that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Dude I play drums for free beer and money (none of which I use on drugs so that part doesnt count.) I am such a slut... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 ...gebus, well tell me what you've heard, not done...I'm very disappointed. Blood Fart? KOH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 i stole money from my grandparents several times to get bags of weed. thats about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 i should mention this was probaly like 12 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignore Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 i think almost any weed smoker has thought of this, but sold some dumb bitch a dime of oregano......bitch was like this looks like some good shit.....i was like.... this shit is fucking bangin......snatched the money out her hand then drove of..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 who the fuck steals from their grandparents??!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 i know a kid who licked a dirty muffler intill his tounge was black for 2 hits of E, and money to get into the club hahahahaha also this dirtbag kid in my hood is known for doing shit like this. on four separate occasions, he licked his own puke, stuck a banana in his ass, eat a cockroach, and slurped from a puddle for a cigarette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 haaa more...i work with these types, I'm not hating...black humour is needed for some rough days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cucumbers Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 best fake acid name ever: wild blue yonder. ive extorted people for drinking money lots of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 im wondering why you would spray hairspray on fake doses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I did the fake acid many times. Only I had a cheesy Alice In Wonderland Cheshire Cat stamp. And then line it off with a quilting wheel perforater thing. Only sheets. If I am going to ruin someone's day by selling them fake drugs, I don't want to mess around with no 10-strips. Or take food coloring bottles and empty them out. Fill 2-3 times with rubbing alcohol to thin the color out. Done. Ground sage+Elmer's glue=hash. I can't think of anything that would be remotely "funny" that I have done for drug money. Mostly things of the bastard variety. I am glad I am not like that anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerCinema Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 stole a spool of copper wire from a construction site, stripped it, and sold it. dollar a pound:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 We used to stand in front of the "L" stations dressed like respectable(nerdy) College students, then ask respectable(nerdy) looking adults for loot. Even when we had the money, it was better to get it for free. "I need train fare to get home, could you help me out?" We'd hustle 10-20 bucks in less than ten minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I did the fake acid many times. Only I had a cheesy Alice In Wonderland Cheshire Cat stamp. And then line it off with a quilting wheel perforater thing. Only sheets. If I am going to ruin someone's day by selling them fake drugs, I don't want to mess around with no 10-strips. Or take food coloring bottles and empty them out. Fill 2-3 times with rubbing alcohol to thin the color out. Done. Ground sage+Elmer's glue=hash. I can't think of anything that would be remotely "funny" that I have done for drug money. Mostly things of the bastard variety. I am glad I am not like that anymore. dcon son... actually wait I shouldn't have told you about that... but i doubt you will be able to figure out how to lay it on paper... but just the right amount gives people the feeling of shitty acid... no doubt you've eaten it before... uhm... no amusing stories of what I have done for drug money... but I did let this chick I didn't really like drive me around the country from show to show and festival to festival for a few months. so i could see lots of good shows, and party a whole bunch... and we used to make her spange gas money rather then kick her some of the loot we made at the shows, since we covered hotels... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 this dude who is a friend of a friend...sold a zip of grass clippings. he got shot at. i saw the bullet holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Ive jacked a bunch of folks for chronic....i also told a girl once give me the money and wait here ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 My boy just told me that this girl he was messing with, he found out that she sucked dick for coke from 5 different people. She openly admitted to one. He also said her dealer was a big black dude, shes a little white girl so she probably got her pussy beat up by him too. This is after she used my boy to buy drugs for a few weeks and then tried to get with his friend. She wasn't really dirty looking but I guess ya never know. And niggas ask me why I choose to spend my time smoking weed and chillin rather than trying to fuck every girl I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Personally though, I've never done anything sheisty for drugs. I've pawned a couple games at EB Games for weed and cigarette money, thats about it. I'm lucky to have good friends and no drug addictions so all I need is to get smoked out for free every once in a while. I did that grass in the gram bag shit once. Some out of town kid asked us for bud, said he was in town for his grandpops funeral. I felt kind of bad but I'm sure karma got me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 There was this dyke girl I met in high school. I went to her 16th Birthday party and it was a bust. I was the only one with booze. Show up with a GG Allin tape and these nerds are listening to Oasis and dancing in circles holding hands and shit. So yes. This girl, I was buying crack one night with another pal of mine and Dyke shows up. Asking me to score for her cause she don't know how to talk to blacks. Typical. I tell her I will if she drives us around. She agrees. All night long, she is running back to the ATM. $20 at a time. Whatever. Her money to waste. So come morning, we are sitting in her car by a park. To buy the "last piece". A dude walks up and asks if I want to get high. She says "I don't have any money" He says he wasn't talking to her. I tell him to get in the car. We go to his pals house. He slams out a ziplock bag full of crack. I smoke some. And by some, I mean a ton. The next thing I know, Dyke is in the next room, giving dude's friend a mouth hug. She is supposed to be some man hating lesbian. But less than 24 hours into smoking crack she is mouth sexing a black man in his 30's. Who wasn't even the dealer. The dealer eventually got mad at me for not giving him any skin time. So we left. Somehow we end up with another dealer in the car. And then she is too high to drive. And lets bike cops harass us. She tells them to search the car. I had lots of paraphenelia. And felony warrants. I went to prison. She went home. Upon my release, I heard that she was quit afraid of seeing me. And would run the other direction when she saw me coming. Something about not wanting to get stabbed or some shit. Eventually I run into her at an apartment I was staying at. She buys me drugs. And then drives me around for weeks, stealing and pawning and all that. We get her to drive us to San Francisco. And made fun of her the whole way. Introducing her to our pals as L.E. Dumass. Upon our arrival in SF, we immediately ditch her under a bridge. She ended up selling her body for drugs. I ran into her in county jail about a year back. She was in on drug charges. I wasn't. I hope she went to prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 thats some sad shit.thats why drugs are gay. except weed because dude that shit is natural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I heard a tale of this kid in Missouri who "wasn't gay" but he gave another dude a mouth hug for weed. The thing is, there wasn't even any weed. He got taken. And now is the butt of many jokes. I met this kid once. And he seemed pretty easy to take advantage of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.