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WHAT PEOPLE DO FOR DRUG MONEY

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I have stories out my ass (no homo), so share your personal experiences or others fucked up adventures in drug seeking. I have a very busy day today but I'll try to share. Fuck, it is not like I actually worked this week or last anyways..........

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man....you just churn out the great threads huh? personally im good on listening to stories about piece of shit junkies.

 

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so like omg this one time. I totally fucked this fat chick

for a train ticket home from Long Island and drug money.

like omggglol it was so funny, you had to be there!!!11!1!!!

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Never did anything crazy. But I use to pick up blotterpaper.. perferate it, spray it with hairspray,

wrap it in foil, and sell it to kids that knew nothing about acid.

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I never did drugs...so I didnt do anything crazy.

 

 

 

I did re-enlist in the Army once for some money, I bought a car. I guess that is as crazy as I get.

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Dude I play drums for free beer and money (none of which I use on drugs so that part doesnt count.) I am such a slut...

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i think almost any weed smoker has thought of this, but sold some dumb bitch a dime of oregano......bitch was like this looks like some good shit.....i was like.... this shit is fucking bangin......snatched the money out her hand then drove of.....

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i know a kid who licked a dirty muffler intill his tounge was black

for 2 hits of E, and money to get into the club hahahahaha

 

also this dirtbag kid in my hood is known for doing shit like this.

on four separate occasions, he licked his own puke, stuck a banana

in his ass, eat a cockroach, and slurped from a puddle for a cigarette.

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I did the fake acid many times.

Only I had a cheesy Alice In Wonderland Cheshire Cat stamp.

And then line it off with a quilting wheel perforater thing.

Only sheets.

If I am going to ruin someone's day by selling them fake drugs, I don't want to mess around with no 10-strips.

 

Or take food coloring bottles and empty them out.

Fill 2-3 times with rubbing alcohol to thin the color out.

Done.

 

Ground sage+Elmer's glue=hash.

 

I can't think of anything that would be remotely "funny" that I have done for drug money.

Mostly things of the bastard variety.

 

I am glad I am not like that anymore.

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We used to stand in front of the "L" stations dressed like respectable(nerdy) College students, then ask respectable(nerdy) looking adults for loot. Even when we had the money, it was better to get it for free.

 

"I need train fare to get home, could you help me out?"

 

We'd hustle 10-20 bucks in less than ten minutes.

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I did the fake acid many times.

Only I had a cheesy Alice In Wonderland Cheshire Cat stamp.

And then line it off with a quilting wheel perforater thing.

Only sheets.

If I am going to ruin someone's day by selling them fake drugs, I don't want to mess around with no 10-strips.

 

Or take food coloring bottles and empty them out.

Fill 2-3 times with rubbing alcohol to thin the color out.

Done.

 

Ground sage+Elmer's glue=hash.

 

I can't think of anything that would be remotely "funny" that I have done for drug money.

Mostly things of the bastard variety.

 

I am glad I am not like that anymore.

 

dcon son... actually wait I shouldn't have told you about that... but i doubt you will be able to figure out how to lay it on paper... but just the right amount gives people the feeling of shitty acid... no doubt you've eaten it before...

 

uhm... no amusing stories of what I have done for drug money... but I did let this chick I didn't really like drive me around the country from show to show and festival to festival for a few months. so i could see lots of good shows, and party a whole bunch... and we used to make her spange gas money rather then kick her some of the loot we made at the shows, since we covered hotels...

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Ive jacked a bunch of folks for chronic....i also told a girl once give me the money and wait here ok

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