hatetown Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 CLEAR BLUNT WRAPS NIGGGAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 green games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Suds you are the 90,000th person to ever say that to me. Any real nigga knows it isn't how pretty the L looks, it is how it smokes. I've been rolling 3 or 4 blunts daily for over half a decade. If I want to sit there and make it pretty I can, but the pretty ones always end up trailing and burning fast. My jawns last 45 minutes with 2 heads on it and smooth tokes none of that gasping for a hit shit. wonk saggin p.s duches never really look good anyway..you must smoke Phillies or wraps. I was gonna say. I rarely even smoke weed, but every blunt I ever hit looked about like that. Maybe it's a Philly thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 next jawn I roll I'll make it all smooth and proportionate and pretty and take a flick if ya'll doubt the steez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 pre-gamed it with 9 Heinys, went to a keg and we killed the keg, then got myself a 30 pack of natty light and split it with my boy, then drank some captain. My asshole is broken from the shits, and I keep getting alll these sharp fucked up pains inside my stomach and liver and kidney areas. [ATTACH]76546.vB[/ATTACH] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 kicked it with the fam and ate. Then went to my boys house and drank a few beers, i was texting this hoe all night. Now im sitting at home in front of my computer wishing i would have gone over to that bitches house earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 game dutches smell like maple syrup GRAPE dutch masters, all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherwhitekidwithabeard Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 i heard they were gonna stop making grape dutches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 thank god^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Fuck im stoned. Drank 2 high life 40oz. And smoked once before my 1st 40, Then after my 1st one. Then after my 2nd one. sleeepyyy time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 I just played alittle game of drink my friend's sister's beer. And came home and drank a few glasses of scotch. Somehow I just got this phone call from this beezy and it ended up with her masturebating on the phone while talking to me. Shit was weird. I'm out and going to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 im drunk off wine and then some shitty budlight. My boy is fucing some broad ,so me and my other friend took some pics of us and her in some compromising positions. then he came to his sesnse and got madd. AND tomorow is UFC night. weeeewaaaaaa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iweardoorags Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 welll...thursday night i hit up the girl ive been shagging, she works at a pretty big bar/pub downtown here. met up with her, she kept feeding me shots and free pints until i was seeing cross eyed. keep in mind its a thursday night and i have to work at 9am on friday morning. bitch is nuts, by the time she counted her tips it was like 3am..came back to my pad got the fuggin on til 5am and she bounced back to her BFs place. i slept for like an hour, woke up still fuckin bent and worked all godamned day. i was stilld runk til 2pm. it was shattering. last night i just had some tallboys and crashed out early. tonight is a different story. bring on the booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 FUCK TONIGHT!!!! My friend that has the dope party house just had 2 breezies move in ( cool huh? NOT) . So im hanging out in one of the bitches room drunk , so we start making out blah blah blah im a finger deep. try to get balls deep and she says shes trying to sleep? WHAT THE FUCk? come on bitch yeah after i get you off with my finger you stupid whore. i was so pissed i got up and drove home drunk. if i would have caught a DUI i would have punched you in the ovaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 ALMOST PAGE 3??? Come on!!! lets keep this on page 1 for more than a few hours. Team alpo 08 FULL EFFECT!! did a beer run tonight and played some poker fucked some bitch then drank some more HOLLER!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 hey yo pretty faded after some football+beer pong blunts, well a good night. red trolley keg. drank adn drove even though i talk shit to peiople who do that. i hate it basically wonderin is alco accepting new members peace ps - go bolts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 my tolerance has been off the charts of late. which has pissed me off because i'm broke. friday night i spent 60 bucks on vodka tonics (this was 10 or 11 drinks i think. the first one was a double, the rest were singles) over the span of about 3 hours and i was completely coherent. hardly even buzzed. i should have just bought a bottle and locked myself in my room. oh well. good night 12 oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Team Alco has been slacking it big lately. Tonight i stayed sober which was cool because i was drunk all week. PS- GO CHARGERS! PPS or PSS (Dont know) - i cant believe i wrote "TEAM ALPO" up there in my drunk post, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 drunk. stoned. full. time to loosen my belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 basically wonderin is alco accepting new members ps - go bolts you are my boy del Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Word. You watch the game today? i was scared the whole first half but still knew they where gonna pull some shit and get the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 drank some rum and coke with my girl and watched planet earth.....it was fucking fantastic. by the way go out and get some of this shit.....so smoooooothe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Word. You watch the game today? i was scared the whole first half but still knew they where gonna pull some shit and get the win. you know i did man fuck rivers came thru felt the same way in the first half yo suds mc duff check the reggae thread.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCKMUNI Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 i was at the bars all weekend with britney spears taped to my nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 team alpo where ya at? we slipping to pages too far from the front, represent, keep this page 1 shit fister-holding it down-666 just got back from "the owl 'n thistle--irish bar" in seattle. i drank many a pint and feel quite right at the moment. going back next weekend for a buddy's going away party we've also got a couple rooms at the edgewater hotel. drink up fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I haven't been drunk since Monday, this is EASILY my longest stretch in over a year It's not my fault though, I've been deathly ill and all that nonsense...tomorrow my boy is having a show, so I plan on being thoroughly wasted for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I'm buzzed like a mother fucker drinking jegar and shit fuck I feels good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Got REALLY drunk last night. Had about 11 beers then i pounded a bottle of wine to the head. and i was done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I haven't been drunk since Monday, this is EASILY my longest stretch in over a year It's not my fault though, I've been deathly ill and all that nonsense...tomorrow my boy is having a show, so I plan on being thoroughly wasted for that I can't believe that shit didnt go down, pissin erybody awf,. but yeah, sailor jerry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Friday night got too fucked up and threw up and blacked out off of a bottle of wine and a bunch of beers. Last night went to my friends parents house to play BUNCO ( haha i know ) but fuck it his mom paid the 20 bucks for us to play and we could win up to 200bucks. My friend won 80 and i won 20 and they had a ton of food and beer. Also if you have seen the show the real house wifes of the OC, it was like that older white ladies with fake tits and a super thin. Man this one super drunk chick was all over me, then after that bought a case and went back to my friends and drank more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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