Deloner Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 High Life & Reds , HOLLERRRRR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Coors and cheap bar drinks and maybe a cheap woman and a cheap condom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 fuck it motherfuckers fist is back on the rosters. sobriety can eat a dick. vodka tonics w/ lime motherfuckers. TEAM ALCO--we don't fuck around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Hooray for Fist666. We never took you off roster.. Maybe just IR and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Coors and cheap bar drinks and maybe a cheap woman and a cheap condom. You win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Tonight me, Manute Bol, and the 15 year old I fuck got wasted and went to December madness (Basketball season jumpoff, dunk contests and whatnot) at my old high school, shit was aite After that we went back to my crib, she brought over a friend, a few members of the team came through, everyone was drunk and merry and then Manute Bol took a girl into our spare room and broke my roomate's recliner haha After that we took my bat and smashed that shit into pieces...ahhhh, the joys of juvenile shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 2 40oz of High Life, then a 24 of Modelo Especial. + Bowl of some dank. = Fadded and so hungry. But its sleep time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 almost 1 month of being completely sober. fuck this place. i hate iraq. and i need drinks. lots of drinks. damn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 So you were drafted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Ugly Radio Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Cappuccinpo stout, and my name sake beer. Frank Zappa ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 VB time poor as fuck sleeping on a friends couch single all of a sudden my life just took an interesting twist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iweardoorags Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 havent posted here yet, but here goes. since im balling on budget lately, downed a 12 of lakeport ice and a 710 of budweiser. wednesday nights have become thursday juniors. luckily i work 11am-8pm. im hungover today and feel like kife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 time for hot totties and snowboarding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 everyone in here should check the dogfish head thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 you know i've been in there. i got off work about 25 minutes ago. finishing my 4th warsteiner... i feel bad drinking tasty beer with the sole purpose of getting drunk/self medicating. but not that bad... this stuff goes down easy as fuck. also, drinking in the shower, FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 ASlmost got arersted tonight, prolly noty a surprise to anyoine too drunk/tired to type oit out, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Ugly Radio Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 i'm hungover like a motherfucker. last night was rough. this makes everything better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Tonight went to a show my buddies band was playing (http://www.myspace.com/slippingintodarkness1107) And there where another 4 bands playing. Showed up there all loaded, yelled and shit. There where a bunch of hot chicks there. Anyways b4 there this chubby girl thats like 24 kept trying to get me to fuck her ha, but that was only a last resort and plus im trying to get a ton of free beer out of this hoe. So yeah went there they where out of beer hung out smoked a bunch of cig's gave the "Look" to a bunch of breezies. And tomorrow night my friends bands gonna play at the spot , we told a bunch of the girls to go and most of them where down so yeah tomorrow should be good. PS> the Lakai video is done downloading. =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 ate an 8th of some mushrooms last night and got pretty drunk now my face is all bloated and i have to take a shit go team alco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 TEAM ALCO: Tonight we had a band come over and play for us. Before the band came over we bought a 30(i think) of Bud Light and 2 twenty fours of Hienken (sp?) and a few bottles. So all 30 ppl at the party are loaded ,beer,liquor and bud, Everyone is fadded. The band comes over and plays i spit some game at this hot hardcore chick tight pants and all. She gives me a cigarette i make fun of her being a hipster haha. So the cops show up ( buddy who lives there, his pops is the head dude of CIty construction, so cops know him) they say hey keep it down no problems they leave. the bands stops playing a drinks alright its 1am everyone starts leaving. friend who lives there starts wresting with some other friends like really wresting (high school style wrestling dont really know the name) anyways so this chick that hes been fucking for the past week which is really hot sits on my lap and starts like rubbing my beer belly and sqeezing my croth area hhaha. giving me a massive erection and shes sqeezing hard like really i am like yo that hurts. LOL, she says "YOU WILL LIKE IT WHEN YOUR OLDER" so i try to get her to sit on my cock/lap but shes acting weird so yeah shes a slut. So yeah the homies all about her, i am gonna have to tell him tomorrow that his girl is a whore. Hopefully he will keep her around for a minute so we can all beat. She has a REALLY nice ass which she let me molest last night. HAHHAHAHAHAHA really tho. BEER+GIRL+LIVE BAND= tonight at the spot. HOLLER cops are paid off no need to worry. -DELthedirtyddudeONER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 sounds like a smashing good time lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Man i wish that bitch would have given me some head or something, man who does this kinda cruel and unusual punishment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 Past 3 nights have been Cointreau and Water Jim Beam Small Batch and Coke (gave me the runs, just like last time I had it, nasty shit but friend left it here) A bottle of 2002 Stella Bella cab sauv merlot (which was fucking yummm!!!) and a few Coronas that were in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Last night we had a party at my crib, shit was wild as fuck, good times The cops rolled up around 12:30, I dropped my mom's name (ain't life grand Del haha) and they just told us to keep it down. Two hours later the party is goin STRONG, then 2 different cops show up, and this time the name dropping shit doesn't work. After tellin me everyone hasta go they come barging into the crib, so I end up talkin mad shit to em for about 10 minutes back and forth, which resulted in them writing me $400 worth of fines ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 forgot about this shit too busy drinking and making poor decisions Today I found a handful of bottle caps in the pants pocket of the pants I was about to wash. I only recognized 2 of the caps. All this time and I never had that happen I always remember what I drunk when I drunk it crazy bananas On top of that my phone dialed some numbers magically Fuck i just remembered i went to the 400 beers spot brought some beer ...I don't remember what kind or when it was drank, but it happened so that's 5 of the caps down.. I've got to chillllllll but i'm buying moar beers tomorrow so !hooray beer! and then I won't drink again till Friday Right on yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 One time those chill cops i was talking about above came over because of a noise complaint they walked all the way in out back to the bonfire we offered them a beer they said no. And then my buddy who knows them told them to come back at 6am when they get off there shift, we will still be partying the cops says "If i come back at 6 i am gonna want some coke" haha in front of everyone shit was comedy then they left. Yesterday got pretty loaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Damn all the way on the third page what the fuck? Anyways i smoked a ton of weed last night and drank a bunch of shitty beer. = Me blacking out, yeeeeeee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I can't find a good party to save my life right now. I'm over all the shit I had to do, I just want to go out and get drunk now. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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