26VALENCIA Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 i got drunk every day this week but tonight i just smoked vape hits..need to rest the liver. i only had 2 beers tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Fuck your liver... You got two.. Trust me... Missing liver oner.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 29, 2007 Author Share Posted September 29, 2007 I was so trashed last night. Have a bad headache today, but it is from lack of sleep. I think EBPH just was having arguements with DirtyHabit, Ayebee. As if you couldn't tell from every post he has made in the past few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 last night i left my friend house barely able to walk. i woke up today with no idea how i got back to my house, and i just checked my car and its still intact. definately a good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 In about two hours I am going to crush a half with one of my boys. I am not too sure how that is going to go, so I have been getting ready for the event by slowly intaking beers. Tonight better be aweosme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Went to Oktoberfest last night. Needless to say, my toilet was my sleeping buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 I dont remember going home, but I almost got in a fight leaving the bar. I was drinking since 5:30 in the afternoon because the power went out for miles and there wasnt shit elsed to do sept pull my car into the yard and bump music. I found out they got 5 for 20 round the way and waited for the lights to come on. At the club that night I started spitting my drink on this guy I dont like, and he got security to kick me out, but my boys dad owns the club and he works there so I ended up hanging out with all of them and dude looked like a douche then when I was leaving I talking to this chick I went there with and some dude down the alley dropped his guitar and wsas like "DID YOU JUST CALL MY GIRL A SLUT?!?" I threw my jacket off and was like ""I rreally didt, but I guess were gonna fight about it" the other chick was like "He didnt call me a slut" and we went on our way. thats the last thing I remember. Woke up in most of my clothes on, facing the wrong way in my bed with gal asleep. So drunk I forgot to smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 for real... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Sounds like a good night. My shit sucked...shitty party because my friends dont know how to invite people. So me and 3 people when skateboarding through the rich city and I fucked up my toe... Tonight I am going to be either going to watch a movie with opera girl at her house or working on music for a show I've been hired for in Long Island... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 So did you put the ol' smasharoo on opera girl yet? Or is she still trying to get you to convert to catholicism so you can only smash when you are married? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 My liver might get the night off... Not sure yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Ehhh...I would say fuck it you can always get a new one. I've been drunk the past couple nights and have some slight side pain, but I got a buzz so it doesn't hurt anymore....I'm off to drink lots of whiskey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Ive been havin a pretty shitty day today I may stay sober for the first time in a long time, cuz generally when I drink in a bad mood it just gets alot worse and I do something violent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 I should totally follow my own drunken advice.. I'll see whats shaking after my dinner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 im broke as a joke so i went to my parents house to drink some beer with my pops and watch osu kick the shit outta minnesota, i just got back to my place ad osu was winning. so ima meet up with my bro and go bombing. family nite fo sho, my friends have been on some lets go to high school party crap. so fuck that. time to pick up a case of pbr and get wasted with my bro and destroy some shit. he just got fired from his job so i get to watch his jar head ass beat up some hipsters tonite. well peacce out 12oz, which of you is gonna bail me out tonite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the mean time Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Sailor Jerry... Shhhh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Drunk, pizza, couple of tags and a fillin, bed, up for work in an hour and a half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 i was gettin drunk earlier at a friends house who insisted that i spar with him. of course he ends up hitting me square in the jaw and now it hurts to talk. drunk boxing: your chance to be the Muhammed Ali of the party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Threads been slow and thought I'd save. Here's how a real team alpo member gets down. So after a week of being responsible with work, school, taking care of a sick relative and pets, and having only 3 hours of sleep a day I manage to unwind by drinking for 18 hours straight on friday no joke. A whole day of drinking, weed cookies, blow, mad bowls, poon, fighting, and a bucket of KFC is definate team alpo foundership status. PS drunk off a 5th of rum, a couple lines, and a couple of bowls and bowls of flip food. "Anyone talk about my team of alpo members can eat a hot one" -Zero aka magnum o'piss the atrocious dopest that'll make you eat ho piss and vanish with two words bitch...... Hocus Pocus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 what is team alpo? and how can one make ones bones in team alpo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 It used to be a group of people talking about liq and/or interesting stories related to drunkenness. Now its a bunch of teenagers trying to prove how drunk they think they got... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 y3aH! I K3eP t3h sToRii3z R3aL! MAN I GOT SO DRUNK! OMG, I COULDNT EVEN WALK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Yeah camping this weekend was fucking raw. After getting lost a few times I got there at about 11 pm Friday. Started out with a rum n coke while setting up camp. Put down a bunch of beers and shit until about 4 am and then everyone else showed up who hadn't even left to come down until like midnight. I did some "pixie stick" shots as they called them which were like jager bombs but with three olives and energy drink. After that I don't really remember I ended up like blacked out in this tent hooking up with some chick and it ended up that her ex boyfriend was sleeping like 2 feet from us hahaha. After all that I got out the tent and started drinking more, went to the shower house and then came back and BBQ'd/ I was so out of it I got a bottle of ketchup and poured it on this dude's head for no reason. Everyone else stayed until this morning but I think I got a ride home around 11 or 12 last night, all I know is that I woke up in my bed. I got these big ass bubbles on my hands from getting burned and I don't really remember how. Good weekend of alcohol filled fun though. CHyea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 i was gettin drunk earlier at a friends house who insisted that i spar with him. of course he ends up hitting me square in the jaw and now it hurts to talk. drunk boxing: your chance to be the Muhammed Ali of the party dude thats usually always a bad Idea. My roomates boy and me decided to do some jiu jitsu sparring (I took judo, issun ryu, satori ryu iado) so I figured he would choke me out pretty quick. Well I choked dude out twice, the second time really fucking him up and making him have a mini seezior. When he came too he was like "my back hurts will you pop it?" I did, but he collapsed on my feet and I wound up fucking my ankle up bad enough to wind up in urgent care... Drunk sparing - good way to wind p with hospital bills... but yeah last night I ran into a friend of mine I hadnt seen for years in town from rotterdam. And smashed my ex as well. Twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 It used to be a group of people talking about liq and/or interesting stories related to drunkenness. Now its a bunch of teenagers trying to prove how drunk they think they got... age has nothing to do with how drunk you can get pal. i have a few friends who are 19 and can inhale a 24 pack and still not slur when they talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Friends hitting eachother drunk is never a good idea Last time my boy Joe was home from the Air Force we were sitting around drinkin and he decided I couldn't knock him out. Drunk, we both decided I should try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 I like how he does a little shoulder lean right into the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Broke this weekend.. So it's 40's... Tonight.. Already finished one in about 20 minutes.. I wanna be drunk.. Real drunk.. Not that fake drunk.. You know when you feel drunk then it goes away after you eat chips... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 age has nothing to do with how drunk you can get pal. i have a few friends who are 19 and can inhale a 24 pack and still not slur when they talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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