AGOE1 Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 ayebee, thats what team alpo is all about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 10, 2007 Author Share Posted August 10, 2007 Damn Ayebee, you need to forget about her man!! It is ok if you come in here and do that Vaj, even though he doesn't listen.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 I had a scuffle with a crazy homeless lady. She got arrested. And the beer she bought, the cops gave it to me. So I drank it in the LP office. Team Alco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 When I think of AyeBee I think of like...an old grizzly sailor who doesnt give a goddamn and drinks a whole bottle of Jack everyday...and he has a lot of kids, but he doesnt know them because he doesnt remember having sex. He remembers making out with the toilet the day after and hoping he used a condom.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 I had a scuffle with a crazy homeless lady. She got arrested. And the beer she bought, the cops gave it to me. So I drank it in the LP office. Team Alco. Team Alco? Not really on that one I don't think. Homeless people are like the saints of alcoholism, plus you never get props when the cops have your back to the point that they are stealing from homeless people for you. Maybe you should elaborate. I made Bloody Mary's from this the other morning and they were the shit with some garlic stuiffed olives etc... I've been finishing the bottle as shots and it's a weird sort of good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 You can't hate on my Team Alco status. She was a crank head trailer trash piece of shit. She swung on me and my boy when we tried to have her come back in the store. And she started talking jibberish. I don't do the whole "stop snitchin" thing to that extent. If I crazy homeless bitch is swinging on me and I'm scared she's gonna syringe me, then the sherrifs get called. ALSO, the Sherrif bitch that came was cute as fuck. And she dropped the homeless lady hella hard, then gave me her beer. It was awesome. PRETTY sure that drinking on the job is Team Alco status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 10, 2007 Author Share Posted August 10, 2007 I'm pretty sure it is too EB. Shame you don't have any flicks of her. I liek these tales, and I just wish we had LP in my store, instead of shit being left to me (when I'd rather be focused on selling and picking up customers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 AB. What did I say? I told you kiddo. Is it alright if I come in here occasionally and try to be ABs mom? I heart you VAJ. Come to RI and drink with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 haha. Motherly love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 team pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Bad things man... Sky Vodka is on sale.. My liver is trying to trick me into a coma.. I'm not buying it.. Fuck off alcoliverhateroner.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 11, 2007 Author Share Posted August 11, 2007 I cut my finger open last night with a drunken stumble. Couldn't feel it til this morning. It is fuckign annoying!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Yeah.. Big Maul.. How it be man?? I have some scab thing on my elbow.. Not sure how it got there though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 11, 2007 Author Share Posted August 11, 2007 I'm good. This finger injury is annoying. Teach me for getting drunk. But my legs are so damn sore from basketball the other night too, fuck I shouldn't sit online for long periods of time. Oh, and a girlfriend gave me the first 2 seasons of Arrested Development to watch, so looks as though I am couch bound thus afternoon, before boozing on some more tonight. I just realised how quick I sobered up last night, was about an hour after my drink that the effects wore off., That was kinda weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 I'm watching Intervention, and this particular show is about a dude who drinks 2 bottles (I think) of whiskey and a 12 pack a day. He really made me reflect... ...on my lack of whiskey consumption in the old fashioned sense. Perhaps I should start drinking American whiskey on the rocks more often than just when someone else is. FREEDOM ISN'T FREE. SEMPER FI. MY OTHER CAR IS A HARLEY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downsouthjnkin Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 i made it sober for 5 days mmmm beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 12, 2007 Author Share Posted August 12, 2007 I am pretty stoked that the carton I threw $10 into the other night for 5 beers has resulted in me now having 10 more beers in the fridge (on top of the 8 I drank before). Finally it paid off to have people over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 i think i should br infuvyrdf into tea, alpo for my adventure tonite... aah??? ah?? do the wop!!!2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Aussies say other things like 'Lets get gritty' and all sorts of other shit to describe getting drunk. Maybe we just like to embelish as drinking is part of the culture?? I prefer to say 'Lets get roasted' myself, as saying pissed can mean 'pissed off' as well. So yeah it is definitely down to the context it is used in. "Let's get maggot" is probably the main one in sydney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Xanax and El Jimador for me last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 12, 2007 Author Share Posted August 12, 2007 I actually got 'gritty' from a friend who lives in Sydney. I think maggot might be the most popular here too, to be honest. I use them all from time to time, often with an embellishment such as 'Fucking' beforehand to just emphasise how damn fucked up i was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 I say an assortment of things...fucked up, smashed, plastered, twisted, wasted, hammered....I've been liking "washed up" lately I played in a wiffleball tournament for 7.5 hours today, and decided I'd play sober since it was starting at 8 AM and I was still feelin rough from last night...terrible idea. This hadda be the first time I played wiffleball sober since I was like 12, I got one fuckin hit all day...ONE! My team went 6-2 though, and our 2 losses were against the champions and runners up from last year, so definately nothin to be ashamed of. Showin up for work 6.5 hrs late was hilarious by the way. "Where the fuck were you, we've been calling you all fuckin day" "Wiffleball tourney" "Oh....uhhh....ok." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerkherder1 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 your boys got a little too hyphy today baby, waaf hates natick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 1 old englidjsh 4o a bunch of crown royal....and then 7 mickies gernades..im fuckin trash...the purple pushes me over the edges team alco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 today was the first day in 2 weeks and one day straight that i didnt drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 You're a pussy. Sailor Jerry and coke... I'm killing shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 BEER!!! im passin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Drunk passout steez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 with a dick in ya mouf and ya tounge pulled out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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