DA KID MERO Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 YO SO MY MAN JOINED THE ARMY OR WHATEVER LIKE THAT, AND THEY GIVE YOU SOME MONEY WHEN YOU SIGN UP I FORGOT EXACTLY HOW MUCH HE SAID IT WAS BUT NIGGAS HIT HIM OFF...HERE'S THE QUESTION, WHAT WOULD THE LEGAL REPERCUSSIONS BE IF I SIGNED UP, GOT THE MONEY AND THEN WAS LIKE "HA! YOU NIGGAS ARE BEAT! IM REIN UP!"...IM SO MUCH BROKE, IM CONSIDERING DOING SOME WILD ANIMAL FRAUDULENT SHIT LIKE THIS FOR RENT MONEY. HOLLA FRONT MAKE IT HAPPEN AND IF ANY OF YALL ARE IN THE ARMED FORCES AND TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS, RELAX B. AT LEAST YOU AINT DEAD AND YOUR CORPSE AINT HUNG UP SOMEWHERE IN IRAQ LIKE A SCARECROW FOR WHITE PEOPLE (BUT YOUR MANS IS! HAHA!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 i wouldnt recommend you did that. unless maybe you left the country and never came back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 they'll lock you up for that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Two words : FEDERAL PRISON fuck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 two words english class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Nah dude, they got worse shit to worry about than some dude not showing up, go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 happy jail time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 do that shit son. fuck an army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 yo man, just get out on the street with a few of those foam noodles, and have ppl like pay 10$ to beat u with them you'll rake in tons o money a day trust me, i seen this work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 GOTTA BE THE PUERTO RICAN DUDE TO AMP ME TO DO SOME ILLEGAL SHIT. I FIGURED NIGGAS WOULD SEND YOU TO FEDDY FOR THAT SHIT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE. CUZ IF NIGGAS CAN DUCK TAXES, CHILD SUPPORT, BILLS, AND POLICE I FIGURE YOU CAN DUCK THE ARMY. I MENTIONED THIS TO BM AND SHE SAID IF I GOT LOCKED UP FOR IT SHE WOULD WRITE ME A LETTER EVERY WEEK THAT SAID "YOU'RE A FUCKING FOOL"... I NEED A GET RICH QUICK SCHEME THAT DOESNT INVOLVE COCAINE OR GUNS. PERSONALLY I THINK THE ARMED FORCES IS FOR DICKHEADS B, NO OFFENSE BUT I DONT LOVE AMERICA THAT MUCH HOMIE. IF A-RABS ATTACK THE BRONX THOUGH, PLEASE BELIEVE ITS ON AND POPPIN, IM SLAPPIN KUFIS AND POPPIN TURBANS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 two words english class FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT NIGGA, I GRADUATED FROM NYU WITH A DEGREE IN ENGLISH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 rob some old ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I NEED A GET RICH QUICK SCHEME THAT DOESNT INVOLVE COCAINE OR GUNS. :confused: Is this possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 duh! become a rapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 ahh mero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basekone Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 join the ghetto revival Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gee Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 they'll lock you up for that shit just happened to someone in honolulu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kherd russel Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 They give you an enlistment bonus depending on your job, and you dont get your money untill after basic training... plus i think they give it to you monthly, say your enlistment bonus is 12k... you would prolly get 1k a month. but you might get more dont really know all the details.. just going off some of my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I GRADUATED FROM NYU WITH A DEGREE IN ENGLISH. did they ever figure out why all them kids were swan-diving off of buildings? i was thinking it had something to do with that olsen twin. fyi: english degree = bar tender. <-- english major Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNBUNBIGGY Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Don't they send you to military prison, it's like some shawshank redemption shit where you break rocks and make friends with old black dudes named Red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 go for it. i hear prison isn't all that bad. if you don't mind ass basement type shit. good if you're broke but. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 pimp ur girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 NO OFFENSE BUT I DONT LOVE AMERICA THAT MUCH HOMIE. IF A-RABS ATTACK THE BRONX THOUGH, PLEASE BELIEVE ITS ON AND POPPIN, IM SLAPPIN KUFIS AND POPPIN TURBANS. HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA you are fucking hilarious:lol: if i get rich, ill have you just post up near me and crack me the fuck up all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Get that TV show happening like all of you were on about before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 19, 2007 Author Share Posted January 19, 2007 I DONT REALLY HAVE A DEGREE IN ENGLISH MY DU. I JUST SAID THAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 YO SO MY MAN JOINED THE ARMY OR WHATEVER LIKE THAT, AND THEY GIVE YOU SOME MONEY WHEN YOU SIGN UP I FORGOT EXACTLY HOW MUCH HE SAID IT WAS BUT NIGGAS HIT HIM OFF...HERE'S THE QUESTION, WHAT WOULD THE LEGAL REPERCUSSIONS BE IF I SIGNED UP, GOT THE MONEY AND THEN WAS LIKE "HA! YOU NIGGAS ARE BEAT! IM REIN UP!"...IM SO MUCH BROKE, IM CONSIDERING DOING SOME WILD ANIMAL FRAUDULENT SHIT LIKE THIS FOR RENT MONEY. HOLLA FRONT MAKE IT HAPPEN AND IF ANY OF YALL ARE IN THE ARMED FORCES AND TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS, RELAX B. AT LEAST YOU AINT DEAD AND YOUR CORPSE AINT HUNG UP SOMEWHERE IN IRAQ LIKE A SCARECROW FOR WHITE PEOPLE (BUT YOUR MANS IS! HAHA!). Hate to break it to you....but they just dont cut you a check right then and there when you enlist....the catch is you have to complete your training and then when you get to your first duty station that is when you get the money.....but they direct deposit to your bank and not all of it at one time, you get it in payments of a couple of years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Company job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I can just picture Mero out in Iraq, wielding a cannon, and when he mows someone down he comes up with some witty punchline. Maybe that could be an idea for the Mero movie/TV show?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 your in nyc.. shit is taxed.. i spent about $30 on a four pack of guiness and a pack of smokes last time i rolled through.. if you want to get money in nyc, you need to be connected into some shit, or yer going to have sell the crack. if you want to save money, however.. yer going to have to sell the coke to people who sell the crack... and still sell the crack too. good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUM Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Sell chronic to teenagers. Works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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