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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Four Day Weekend,

 

I wish I had more monies to enjoy you...fucking bills

 

 

- Sneak "Stuck at home" Creep

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear indian lady i work with,

 

you know we share an office right?

well then why would you take colonix or some shit and then all day let that nasty gastric air leak out your ass and into our common area?

you know i was wretching and about to throw up.

and you tried to cover it up sayin did i smell a gas leak, that shit does not smell like a gas leak it smells like an ass leak. indian food already smells before you eat it i dont need to smaell it the second time around. i heard you talkin to your friend on the phone about how when you take it, you have to GO...that shit isnt very cryptic, and you runnin in and out of the bathroom all damn day...whats crazy is when you left the "gas leak" also went away...jesus fucking christ that shit is NASTY...

 

from,

 

trying to get a new office oner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Today,

 

You fucking ruled.

All around.

Got donuts in first block,

got to play football in 2nd block,

got with the freestylin with the homeboys in 3rd

got a nap in 4th,

got tongue after that.

 

Please happen again.

 

With much love,

T ''Bumpin Kanyeezy'' Rock

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear SSN&Cali,

 

Awesome drunk dial. EPIC!!!!!

 

Guest appearances, drunk country love music and random acts of randomness and awesomeness.

 

Signed,

Savinghispennies

 

Dear Pain Pill,

 

Please fucking help me for a couple of hours.

 

Love,

IOUnomorepain

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Call of Duty 4,

 

Damn your good, I almost had a flashback playing you. To bad I beat you already.

 

 

- Sneak "In Ur Base, Killin Ur Doods" Creep

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