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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear ex,

make up your damn mind and stop being so indecisive and confusing.

 

Sincerely,

MrChupatooniceacabra

 

 

Dear pills,

thanks for keeping me relaxed, relieving my pounding headaches, and helping me sleep. now just go refill yourself because i'm too fucking lazy to drive

 

Love,

MrChupajangles

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear twinky,

 

i'm going to warm them in a glass of warm milk. i don't hate you douchebag. we are like this....

 

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or something, i don't know....

 

hearts and farts,

 

milky

 

dear milky status,

 

it has been a whole day.

they are still not on the glass?

im buying a geo prizm today.

will this slammin pimpmobile pursue you to do so?

(put em on the glass)

 

hugs and slugs

 

sir twinkums

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear milktacular,

 

your mom seems to be making enough money on them corners!

 

ZING!

 

i kid, i kid...

 

if i see her all be all

 

"milky sends her love"

 

and then totallygive her a twen, when itll actually be a 10, 5, four 1's, and 100 pennies, all in a tubesock.

 

so clever i am.

 

twinkytwinkynow.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear america,

I know you look down on people that don't give a shit about anything and that are not contributers this society of yours, but I'm pretty fucking sick at the sick way you do things. I think its wrong to work for another man doing backbreaking and stressful work and not getting paid what it is worth. I know if I played your game and went to college I would be getting lots of women and be making a lot of money, but I just disagree with that whole system of sheep herding. So screw you and have a nice day.

 

-unwashed

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear lower back pain,

 

for the love of god, go away.

 

Signed,

Carlos Santana-Claus

 

Dear Santana,

 

I feel your pain.. Seriously.. My back is been fucked for about a week now..

 

I could barely tie my shoes yesterday, but the pills made me forget.. And the booze..

 

IOU

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