NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 dear chick who bought a piece from me today, thanks for making me $500 dollars richer. i feel acomplished and stuff. -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 dear Me, You got sick you fuck. Fuck you. RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Dear crazy dreams I've been having lately, You make sleeping entertaining. Keep up the good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Dear roommate, please don't try to have conversations with me. I don't like you, and you're aware of this. That is all. No Sincerity, catface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 dear suki, ujelly? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 dear everybody, i fell off, i'm back. this is how i'm living. YO SPENTY I KNOW THATS YOUR TWIN DONT LIE HAHA. COME BACK TO THE RHODEISLE /NH -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 dear bbs, welcome back black! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 dear fitba team... please win at fitba today... you are playing at home against a shitey team, you have no excuses for not winning. this season has been shite... dae better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Dear BBOAT, Leave me more drugged out funny voicemails! I need a good laugh in this time of my life :lol: -seyseyseyseyseysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 dear seylokk send me that number again in a message. and i'll give you one tonight or tomorrow. -drugboat=bestmessagemakeroner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Dear bboat, PM Sent -seyyyrererrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Dear Juggalo Faggots I was surrounded by last night, I fucking hate you and your inbred kind. You almost fucking ruined my high last night by just being in my presence. I wanted to take a bat to your disgusting unwashed faces and just continue beating all of you idiots to death, and that was just one of the tamest things my high mind came up with. Fuck you all I hope you burn in hell, Sincerely RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 dear razorramon, i empathize with your hatred of juggalos. but don't worry, they will all soon die of faygo-induced diabetic shock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVLDOG85 Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Dear camera stop switching to video when all I want is a photo...thank you, that is all. http://www.flickr.com/photos/54248821@N06/5027730124/in/photostream/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 dear work, i have no love for you. <3 ssn dear iou, sorry i missed your call. no cell reception that whole day. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 dear cell phone, i'm glad i lost you. i hate you. now i am free. -tumors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 dear razor ramon, you should introduce said queer community to a bar of soap dear suki... i hope things start to look up for you soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 dear Rolf, Said queer community needs to be introduced to a gas chamber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 dear anyone, i'm super fucked up on painkillers and xanax. and i've been drinking for 6 hours now. explain to me why i've been sitting here watching the cubs vs. the sdpadres...???? for the past hour.... when i live on the east coast.... 0boart edit- i know why now after 5 minutes of seasrching... i'm waiting for curb and entroage to come on. also i've been listening to this over and over for 15+ minutes in no stop laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Dear BBOAT. :lol: hahaha that pizza thing had me in tears from laughing hhaha -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Dear BlackBoat, I bookmarked that video for the next time I'm high. I appreciate it. RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 dear RR, awesome. if you drop acid, i highly recommend watching while tripping. -boateroater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 dear SSN PS! cant wait.... kind regards, IHU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 DEAR NEW JAHHB I'M PUMPED ON YOU. -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Dear NOES, congrats on the new jay oh bee! -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 dear various variouses, variousesenessers. venus puerto rican latin chico rico suave. musicagrande -boert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 dear IHU, 3am... the witching hour. <3 ssn dear noes, congrats! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 dear rolos, your always better when you were in the RE-FRID-GER-A-TOR loves, me..aka RU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramps Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 dear first proper salary, you're 5k more than i expected. i look forward to sharing a lot of time with you yours, gramps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 dear gramps, i didn;t know you knew how to use a computer. you old motorboatin son of a bitch you! -boatlolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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