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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear NESN,

 

I moved away from New England a while ago and don't get your glorious station showing all the classic Bruins games. I also don't get to watch the documentary you guys did, "The Big Bad Bruins."

 

Can you please stop being fuckers and post it on your website or something. Some of us really love that shit and can't watch it because we moved. I know, I know, why did I leave New England?

 

Well, it involved 6 bodies an old Buick and the Milford rock quarry. If you don't want me to come back and commit a similar Whitey Bulger crime on your asses --you best post that fucking movie ASAP.

 

Lovingly,

Earl

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear earl,

come back.

and kick it with the Rude Island peoples, and some boston heads.

and commit some whitey bulger crimes, then we'll break into nesn headquaters.

and the rest will be a blur, probably including some murders, documentary watchings, and blowjobs from the asian, and the blonde chick.

-boat

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear week,

 

you're gonna be long and boring but I think flying to the gold Coast to run the half marathon on sunday up there will be fun.

I'm excited as hell.

 

dear leg injury,

please please please give me another week before you flare up again.

pleeeeeease.

 

schnitz

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Boat Shoes,

 

My Asian girlfriend would get really mad at me if I got a BJ from another Asian no matter a blonde. Plus, you young bucks would just say "who's this nerd" if we got together.

 

--Earl

 

 

 

Dear Bruins,

 

Fucking Fuck Yeah!

 

Bruins vs Canadiens, early 70s bench clearing brawl

 

 

That's the way to do it,

Earl

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear liver,

Your throbbing is probably you telling me when to stop,

but I'll take it as you're still thirsty. My bad for killing you.

I'll give you a day off sometime, but not this month.

Cirrosis should be a good time.

-bill

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