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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear IOU,

it was umm very interesting hanging out.

walgreens and you saved my ass that night although

the shit smears were gross.

i got everyone in "your" bar involved in baseball,

thanks for trying to kick that guys ass for talking shit to me.

no thanks for peeing in my hotel hall way.

we must do it all again soon. minus the puking and peeing.

 

dear others and iou,

ftw? im not fucking crazy and i don't have road rage.

im sooooo am not sookzilla. oh and i had more than 2 drinks.

i had 5 shots plus 2 drinks, woaaaaa.

good times in la.

 

dear keeping secrets,

i want details.

 

<3 ssn

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear SSN,

 

You're the best and yes the bet now involves my friend. I thought a riot was gonna start when you admitted to being a Giants fan. SorryxInfinity for the hotel thing. Yes sooner than later.

 

IOUisntreallythatbadoner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Suki-

That guy scared me when he asked for contact info from you.

I wanted to establish my fake lesbian companionship

and be possessive by telling him to get off my lady.

But I was alil overwhelmed.

Minus the hippie scenes and

large amounts of people would be ideal.

scared of big crowds(kinda)-Banana

 

Dear BFish,

Guess what I found in my wallet?

That dudes card.

Do you want it?

<3 ssn

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Dear Weather,

You blew over some girl's parked vespa right in front of me. That shit's not cool. Thanks to you I ended up staring at it for five minutes trying to decide if I should pick it up or leave it be. I didnt want it to get knocked over again, nor did I want the engine to flood by leaving it on the ground. I ended up leaving it on the ground. You better have blown over a few more vespas after I walked away otherwise Im going to feel bad for leaving that one on the ground.

 

Soup

 

PS. My fucking motorcycle better run tomorow.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear life,

 

You have been so good to me for the past two weeks. Thanks for making up the previous 5 months before. I'd like to say thanks for Reno, meeting sooki and lilli, the print show, Baille funk party, the old shiner saloon (ok not the shiner exactly but the freaky cougar swinger party that went on afterwards. Me no/smasho but still crazy), and today chilli cookoff at lost weekend in alameda.

 

Gratefully in your hands,

 

The mag

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