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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Dawood,

I don't know exactly what you are referring to, but it is sounding not like a compliment.

I don't like that.

If he was being a blood fart, he would be being super radical and quick witted.

I am assuming he is not being either of those.

Why you want to make it out like being me is a bad thing?

You hurt my feelings.

Crying inside,

Thought We Were Friends.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear BF,

 

i think he was just saying toe cutter is being a little fag.

not saying that you are but toe cutter is.

 

toe cutter is more of a pussy fart from a 96 year old lady that hasnt had a bath in two weeks

 

haha. funny guy.....

 

porcelian is more like a little girl than an old lady. same girlness, less wisdom...

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Dear Toe Cutter,

I didn't mean to insult your intelligence.

I know you are a smart kid, even if you are scared to show it.

In school, people make fun of you for being the smartest kid in class, out here in the internet it isn't like that.

Don't be afraid to show your knowledge.

People will respect you for it.

I was just saying, the way he worded that made it obvious it wasn't a compliment.

That's all.

Lovingly yours,

Boo.

 

Dear Porcelain,

I am a fag.

To the fullest.

Straight up,

DudeLoverOner

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Dear huge burrito I ate for lunch,

 

I showed you...but soon you will have your revenge.

 

Sneak "On The Toilet Cursing You" Creep

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear exgirlfriend,

 

i still love you

it's really easy to see

you say i've gone insane since we broke up.

 

maybe because you got with some guy 4 days after breaking it off with me? i dont think i'm crazy, i think i still loveyou, and just want you back.

 

lovez,

gonerfuckedoveroner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

is that like a lesbian being trapped in a dudes body?

 

I am confused, dude.

Why you calling me a lesbian now?

That's harsh.

Next time I am in Houston, you are soooo getting it.

And not in the sexy way.

 

Dear Toe Cutter,

I don't know what the shit you are talking about.

But if you think I have a problem keeping secrets, then stop telling me them.

Honestly,

TooTiredToCare

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Goner,

 

Dont listen to Toe, that shit is gay. If she is with another dude after 4 days, she never really loved you. Move on son, move on.

 

 

- Sneak "Been Around The For Awhile" Creep

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear BloodFart,

 

Sorry For not knowing about your gayness.

but sometimes now days people use the word gay to say someone is lame or just dumb.

thats why i said your not gay.

and toe cutter.

i dont want to hurt your feelings anymore

well at least not today.

lets see some of that intelligence you have.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

well if liking guys makes you a fag, i was asking if thats like a guy being like a lesbian.

 

i think we are going over our heads on that one. thats some shit you talk about when your really stoned at your friends house drinking Capri Suns and while watching Viva La bam

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Goner,

 

Dont listen to Toe, that shit is gay. If she is with another dude after 4 days, she never really loved you. Move on son, move on.

 

 

- Sneak "Been Around The For Awhile" Creep

 

Word Up Gone,

ive made some mistakes to be called a hipcodrit.

but now.

id agree wit sneak. she never liked you if she went and screwed some dude right after she left you. but if you really love her. and its not puppy love. you should take her back no matter what.

do your thang mang

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Toe Cutter,

I don't know what the shit you are talking about.

But if you think I have a problem keeping secrets, then stop telling me them.

Honestly,

TooTiredToCare

 

dear blood fart,

 

in response to your last inquiry, i was asking you to not share with others what goes on with me and the other kids at school.

 

-TC

 

 

Porcelain,

 

i have much inteligence. test me. i bet a know a lot about things.

 

ready for a brainsweat,

 

-TC

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Word Up Gone,

ive made some mistakes to be called a hipcodrit.

but now.

id agree wit sneak. she never liked you if she went and screwed some dude right after she left you. but if you really love her. and its not puppy love. you should take her back no matter what.

do your thang mang

 

dear porcelain,

 

lets see if i can appear to not be insane for a week, by you know, not calling her to find out how she is and you know, trying to get her back because i still like her. because somehow, that shit's crazy insane.

 

thanks man,

 

goner /nohomo oner

 

 

 

 

(plus its a really wack ass situtation, i'd explain it on the pm if youre really interested, but afaik she hasnt screwed him or really done anything with him)

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Dear Naps,

 

You were fucking awesome beyond belief. I have found one of the 13 secrets to a happier life, but now society has deemed it that I must be productive and contribute something to people I could care less about. I will miss you horribly until next weekend.

 

Yours Truly,

IOU(Mapping at a Kindergarten level)

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Dear couch,

 

 

I fell asleep on you last night and WOW...best sleep ever. i think you might be my new bed

 

- Sneak "Happy In Dreamland" Creep

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear couch,

I fall asleep on you every night, and you are my enemy.

Your leather makes me sweat.

Even in my undershirt, I wake up stuck to you.

Stop ruining my life.

NoLove,

Can't Wait To Move Out

 

Dear 12oz,

Can you please not keep me up until 3 am tonight?

I mean, I like you and all, but sleep is awesome.

Your friend til the end,

B.A.C.

 

Dear Booze And Cuddling,

I hope to see you tonight.

I've missed you so much this past week.

I know you have your own life and things to do, but can you please not leave town again for a long while.

Let's make memories.

Blue Velvet and PRB.

Love,

I'm Gonna Keep You Up All Night

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