fuse=--action Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear any girl that I actually respect enough to date, Why do you always have boyfriend? It just makes things difficult for the both of us. Or rather, all three of us. As always, -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear mods + bigbird.... read my fucking sig.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear Ex Roomate, Why do you think I am going to give you more than $50 for oil when I moved out a week after you filled the tank. Jacking me up against the fridge and threatening to kill me for something that I will not be there to use will not help you get anything. I gave you that brand new drill you asked that was worth $50 you will be getting nothing else. You are an asshole... Signed Psalm Jaun _______________________________________________________________________________________ Dear Girl who I started to date until I found out was fucking my friend, Are you fucking retarded?! Seriously, do you think he would not tell me once I told him who I was taking out? Sorry for fucking up both things you had going... P.S. Your nipples look like cocoa puffs...shits not cute... Hope you find a cream for your STD's Some Juan _______________________________________________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear DragonForce, Stop sucking so much. You guys are obviously talented, you just need to stop being gay. Man up and stop ruining metal. Sneak and Creep LV 75 Metal Status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear abby... .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear justin, your son isnt your son. it's mine. but you can do the fatherly duties. = ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear santa-cruz your sound mad emo mang dear duck butter, i make a joke! you like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear teachers please stop failing me for not talking enough in your class, its a writing class you dont need to talk to the others in the room. i dont care enough to talk to the fat black bitch next to me about her fucking nails, or about how the other black kids feels about the new lloyd banks song thanks, patrick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 DEAR teacher i second irishcarbombs view. don't fail me for know participation im not a talkative person in the classroom. sincerely mr santa cruz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear EDogg, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear heel.moeilijk, l0lZ!!!!!!1!1!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear google onezor please get me the graffiti xmas gifts. sincerely TRANE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear school, if you could please do something about the loud, ghettoass retards in the lounge that think it's appropriate to scream, yell, and fight while others are trying to do work, I'd appreciate it bunches. May I recommend investing in some cattle prods. Thanks in advance. Sincerely Yours, Catface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear catface... you're lame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear bokals, better to be a lame than a toy. Have a good one. -catface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear bokals zing .:santa cruz:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 NO ZING... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear Tyra Banks, Clone yourself. Teach your clone to be smart and have valid opinions on life. Then jump into a big container and blast yourself off to whichever she-bitch planet you came from. Fuck your show. If it wasnt for you having a smoking body no one would know you. Without the body you're as useful as tits on a man. So take my advice and do us all a favor. Signed, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 good one.. ^^ dear fellow americans... i hate many of yall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 You know what grinds my gears? You America. Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear girlfriends ass, That won't be the last time I ever try that again. Zero.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 were not all that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellbound Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear Monday morning, why can't you be more like friday night? signed, tuesday afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellbound Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 dear fame & fortune, why must you be so damned elusive? your's truly, spellyvillage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear Catface, Where the hell are my damn legos!!!! This mystic fort of mystery is not going to build itself!!!! Sneakz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Also, Dear Whatever the hell just bit me on my arm.. Fuck you, I hope you die and burn in the tenth level of hell. Now Itchy Sneakz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Yo Sneakz, Screw building a fort and make a fortress of solitude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dear Zero, I thought about it...and the zoning permits cost to much. Now if I had some sort of start up capita....maybe. The County is a bitch to work with. Sneakz Tha Builder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 dear female celebs, please gain some weight, you are not attractive. if i wanted to see skeletons i would watch the discovery channel. sincerely yours. rushawn wuan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 ^^ I'm down with that rushinsky but here would be a good rebuttle. Dear thick broads, There's a fine line between thick and fat and eating them fucking snacks at night aint helping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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