GLIK$ Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 i just farted so hard at work i swear to god i lifted myself off the chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 woopie coushon the boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 you know what needs to happen.. MOUNTAIN DEW PITCH BLACK. now thats the REAL purple drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 seriously it was like a 233 lb methane rocket at this desk (i still want that purple drink) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Did you shart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 pitch black or the sunny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Did you shart? I was in my car the other day and I let one rip without hesitation, and sucessfully sharted my pants. Luckily I was coming home from work. Walking around the rest of the day with swamp ass woulda been horrific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 i farted pretty hard the other day on a home owners brand new hardwood floor at work and they just happend to be doing a walk through on there new home at the time and i had no clue..i think they heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 it was a hearty one to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 BREASTROCKETS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 there $300,000 plus home comes with a fart infested hardwood floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 i think he was moreso laughing at your name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 yea fuck the floor breastrockets made me chortle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 yea the farting on the floor story is not that humorus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Last night I consumed Redbull, Mt. Dew, Taco Bell, Reds, multi-vitamins and a few grams of haze about two hours before passing the fuck out. The result typical: PEE OUT THE BUTT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Hahahaha, I know exactly the feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 hahaha i wanna play that game now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 i went to work with the "bubble guts" as they call it round hurr, and made the mistake of getting a slice of pizza and breadsticks. I had trouble walking with the chaos that insued in my gut after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 have you ever farted in your hand and cupped it to your mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 have you ever pooped in a bowl and ate it with a spoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 have you ever pooped in teh vag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 hahhaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 my girlfriend farted on my leg the other day.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 my girlfriend farted on my leg the other day.... I would punch through a girls skull... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 too much of that purple drank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Damn if a fart can lift Glik0 up then that's a powerful fart. Probably one of those protein shake farts high in whey protein, creatine, and steroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 abc gets the giggles if he hears me fart. especialy if im half asleep at the time. he's also convinced that i dont poo. of course i dont poo, im a girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 abc gets the giggles if he hears me fart. especialy if im half asleep at the time. he's also convinced that i dont poo. of course i dont poo, im a girl... Oh shit, you fart? :confused: :confused: :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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